Chapter 4
Ok so it's been like a week since we killed that huge group of vampires. I'd tell ya what happened the rest of the time, but you know nothing to interesting.
I came home from classes and went straight into the kitchen. Nothing. Not a sound throughout the entire house.
Operation Naked Time has commenced. Sorry. I ran into my room and just as I reached for my closet door a sticky note falls on to the floor.
"Creed, I'm at Chelsea's blah blah blah, come over if you want."
No way am I going to go watch those two bump uglies.
As I open the door to Chelsea's house I can only find one person, and that's Chelsea.
"Um, where's William at?"
"He left a couple hours ago."
"Right"
I hate fucking awkward silences, so instead of even attempting to say by I just turn for the door. I look back and see 2 bite marks on her neck. The fit has hit the shan. I snapped a quick picture with my phone and left. I got home and William was still nowhere to be found.
I waited and waited, with my feet up on the table. God I'm hungry.
Will finally shows up, I know because he still hasn't cleaned out the wheel wells of his truck from the big kill last week.
He walks in the room with spaghetti all over his shirt. Good God, the guys been hiding that his friends a vampire and all I can think about is the fucking stain on his shirt.
"Hey deuce, sorry I'm late, I saw a spaghetti eating contest down town and couldn't resist."
"So, that's it huh, nothing else to tell me?"
"Nope, that's about it?
"Uh huh, well come look at this really funny picture I took."
Will took the camera and looked at it and let out some sort of wheezy noise that kind of remotely sounds like trying to get the last bit of syrup out of an empty bottle… you know the sound.
"You bit her, you sick freak, I knew you were kinky but you've really flown off the handle this time," William said really nervously. He looked down, sighed, and they looked back up.
"So, how fucked am I?"
"Extremely"
5 swords from all around him were put to his neck.
I think he farted
"Now William, you're my friend so I'm willing to let things slide, if you start talking. Tell me everything"
Needless to say William told me everything, about how Alden harbors over her in the night to make sure nothing happens to her.
"Is there anything else?
"Um, yeah I heard Alden tell her that she's the sun-child. I don't know if that means anything."
"That doesn't really mean a whole lot, I studied that legend in 5th grade. The vampires all think that this means she's going to be the one to save the race. I got a little secret though, when you go back and read the Latin text, all it says is the girl will be able to walk in the sun, thus the name Sun Child."
"Wow that's a little anti-climatic isn't it?"
"Yeah I got more excitement watching your mom on the mini tramp. Anyways I want you maintain your status as her best friend and when the time comes, I'll kill her and Alden and it'll all be dandy. I'm going to put a bug on you, and it's going to itch."
"No I can't let you kill Chelsea, she may be a vampire but she's also my friend and I kinda like her." Will said with his head down cast.
"Well that's to bad Will because, either way I'm going to kill her, so…" This is the time I like to be really sensitive to what I say, "get over it"
That night ended really awkwardly, no more secrets between Willie and myself. Nothing I can't handle though. After I had an obese sweaty vampire lady with greasy hair tackled me and told me to take her, I can about handle anything. I mean maybe if her hair wasn't so greasy. I like to keep my hair, shining and waving in the wind. Back to the story…
William has left for Chelsea's house, and now all I can do is wait…in his room…looking through his things.
I get so tired of waiting on him to get there that I start reciting the Geico commercials. I really wish I didn't love that lizard so much. Knock, knock, and knock. Dear God that scared me. William has finally reached the house and is now walking in.
"Hey William, are you ready to go on our date?"
"Yeah, I just need to use the restroom then I'll be right out."
He could have at least turned on the sink or the vent or something so I didn't have to hear him get rid of a liter of raspberry tea. Just plain rude.
After 10 and half minutes of leak taking the guy finally leaves the bathroom and leaves. In their car ride I can hear a phone ring, which nearly blew my eardrums.
"Hello, oh hey Alden"
"Who is it?"
All I can do is shake my head at this.
"Alden"
"Oh, Alden called huh, where'd he call from"
"The house"
"Oh Alden's at the house is he"
Try not to make it to obvious.
"Oh ok"
"Bye"
I couldn't hear that part of the conversation because of William and his freaking Ding Dong wrapper, but he's at the house and alone so now is the time. I go to my room strap on my suit and head out the door, and stop by my ammo shed. What to take, what to take. I look through the ammo belts and finally come to a decision. M16 with and M203 grenade launcher attached to the bottom.
I step out of the shed and step onto my war glider. It's basically the same as my other glider except it has more things that go boom.
At 120 mph it only takes me 5 minutes to reach the house. A scanner in my mask scans through the house and shows me exactly what room he's in. I set a marker on the room and turn the glider to stealth mode, and land on a large branch in a tree outside the house.
From the branch I jump onto the roof. I walk to the window. From the outside I can see Alden's shadow moving around inside the other room. I use a knife to pry up the window and slowly enter the room. My first step inside the house is a disaster. I step onto the side of a bowl filled with that nasty cup of ramen soup sending a fork onto the hard wood floor.
Alden enters the room but doesn't see me. That's because I'm stuck to the freaking roof. I drop to the ground as he picks up the bowl. He turns around to see a barrel aimed at his face. "Hey precious."
The M203 fires off a grenade, which launches him out the window. The grenade explodes outside the window shredding the lower half of his body into ribbons. Surprisingly fast the vampire jumps back up into the room still healing. He charges at me but is blasted with automatic fire. I grab his broken body and toss it out the window again, where I follow him. He lands on the ground and starts sprinting as fast he can. I really wish I hadn't eaten a hot pocket before I came.
So here I am now sprinting down a local street with a machine gun. I hope the neighbor hood watchman doesn't see me. Good god for just having his legs blown apart this guy is fast. The glider flies up behind me and picks me up. I fly forward and jump off the glider tackling him to ground. He was nice enough to greet me with a elbow to gut. Alden struggles to get out. He struggles so much that he actually separates his arm from his body.
Before he could get away I shot the back of his foot with a revolver. When he fell over I chased his body down and started beating him with the severed arm. I kinda wanted to say, 'Let me give you a hand' but I went with, "Why are you hitting yourself" and I just kept saying that. Classy I know. I activate something I like to call my piston arm. It's basically just the hardened shell around my fist and arm shooting forward and striking. I use this on the face Alden, which is strong enough to knock him out cold.
The glider flies to my side and sends a fiber net around the broken and bruised body of Alden.
I take him to my house and strap him between the layers of my ammo shed.
Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor.
"Hello"
"Hey Creed"
"What's up with you guys?"
"Oh we just got back to the house and we are trying to get a hold of Alden, he won't answer his cell phone and we can't find him anywhere."
"Hmm well keep looking"
God I love my job. Will finally came home at about midnight. "Hey sorry man but Alden has gone AWOL and we don't even know where he could be." Will explained as he hung up his coat.
"Oh well I think I can help you with that." I lead Slick Willie to my ammo crate. I climbed on top of the shed and unlatch the top. The outside layer slides out of the way and exposes Alden strung up with his arm and legs bound. His arm was already starting to grow back so I tied up the nub. That's a funny word.
Another successful day. Pretty soon Alden would wake up and I would force him to call back Chelsea and tell him that he's ok he's just going to be gone for a day or two.
Of course she would understand, but she kept blowing off Will to wait for calls from Alden. The two were scheduled to have a date, she called the house to explain.
I sat in the kitchen watching him talk to her on the phone. He gets mad and crushed the phone in his hand. "A little angry their little fella." I asked. He was so angry the only thing he could do was say, "Yah!"
"Come on, I'll take you shopping that will make you feel better."
We walked over the local car dealership. "Here you go William, pick something out and lets go we have a meeting."
Will ran around with a small smile on his face. He found a truck that made him jizz himself. So I paid for the truck in cash and we were on our way. I took the keys from him, after all friends don't let friends drive angry. We drove to the Gray Haven HQ. We walked inside the first room and I said, "I'm willing to offer you the job, one last time."
He responded with, "Does the suit come in green?"
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