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More and more edits! I'm really hoping that the story format doesn't hurt the actual comedy, but after finally reading the story guidelines I realized that script format is not allowed... so I don't really have a choice anymore on the format and I'll be taking down the poll on my profile...

DNAngel Randomness Remixed

Chapter 4: Daisuke's Fan-mail

Lights, camera, action!

"What's up everyone? This is DNAngel Randomness and I am your host, Riku Harada! Today we'll be finishing our fan-mail segments off with Daisuke's fan-mail."

Daisuke blushes. "Uwaah? I have fan-mail?"

Riku smiles. "Yup! So, here's the first one!"

Dear Daisuke,

I think you are so-o-o cute! Please marry me?

Your Truly,

Maya

Daisuke blushes deeper. "Cute?"

Dark walks into the room and drops his hand on Daisuke's shoulder. "Hey little buddy, what's going on?"

"..."

Riku points to the sack of letters. "We're reading his fan-mail."

Dark walks over to the bag and looks at some of the letters. "The kid has fan-mail?"

"Yeah, so let's read another!"

Dear Daisuke,

Why don't you just tell her that you ha--

Daisuke panics. "Aaaaahhh! Don't read that!"

Risa slaps her hand over Daisuke's mouth. "Just keep reading."

Riku nods. "OK the--"

Daisuke quickly escapes Risa and snatches the letter from Riku, but before he could even think about relief, Dark grabbed the letter out of his hands and began to read it silently. "Hmm..."

"Daaaark!" Daisuke attempts to retrieve the letter but fails miserably.

Dark snickers. "Aww... you're so sweet Daisuke!"

"Here, give it to me!" Risa takes the letter and reads it.

Daisuke freezes. Uh oh...

Risa frowns and her face goes red in anger and embarrassment. "Daisuke, you liar! You said you liked my cooking!"

Daisuke stumbles backward. "I do! That's a lie!"

Dark pats Daisuke on the back. "Now, now Daisuke. It's very unbecoming of a young man to lie."

"Daaaark! Quit it!"

"Fine, just stop whining already!"

Riku picks up another letter. "Anyways..."

Dear Daisuke,

I love your hair!

Your Friend,

Anonymous

Dark feels a shiver down his spine. "Wait—Anonymous?!"

Everyone nods.

"Holy sh--"

Everyone watches Dark carefully.

"That better not be--"

"Why, hello there Perverted Phantom Thief Person! Will you marr--"

"NOOO!"

End of Chapter 4

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