Hello, and welcome back! Your lucky that I've been stuck at home for a while, I've had time to do this crap. In response to some reviews:
This isn't an Easter fic. It's...just there. I made it in July of '08 xD. Easter in July!
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Previously On: Bunny Fantasies
Re-read it. It has a lemon, so it should be fun.
Bunny Fantasies chapter Four
"FML"
'So, this situation is bad. Okay, it's fucking peril. I could probably die...',I thought as I looked at the doorway. In case you haven't already guessed the trouble I'm in-if you haven't then you are seriously fucking retarded-let me clue you in with a lovely reiteration.
Who:I,Sasuke Uchiha
What:Fucked Naruto senseless
Where:On the living room floor
When: About five minutes ago
Why:Because I fucking felt like fucking him, you dipshit!
So, now let's get back to the story.
Itachi was staring at me, his eyes twitching. He was probably pissed off that I had taken him before he got the chance, after all, I was the one currently naked on top of Naruto. That's also the biggest problem in the world right now.
The two girls I despise the most AND my fucking EX-GIRLFRIEND were standing next to him, looking at me, Sasuke fucking Uchiha, naked on top of a random guy.
"Sasuke?", Itachi asked, then continued to stare. Sakura took out a camera and began to take pictures. I would get up and kill her right now if I wasn't risking embarrassing myself more. Ino and Mickayla were drooling, and I thought they would come and rape us both with spiked strap-ons if I didn't do anything. So, I did do something. I decided to piss Itachi off.
"So, Itachi, who's the catcher now?", I said coolly, and his eyes went a shade darker, narrowing. I was actually pretty sure he was about to kill me. I decided to poke more fun.
"Isn't it quite sad to know that your seventeen year old brother took someone before you, while you were rejected? And you're the playboy in the family! Who knew." Itachi started walking toward me with his strangling arm when Mickayla pushed him aside, chuckled and ran towards us. She kneeled down on the carpet before us, grinning and wanting to ask questions. I bet the grin also had something to do with us being naked on the fucking FLOOR.
"Sasuke, I didn't know you were gay! How long? Is that why you dumped me in eighth grade?", she asked, eyes genuinely curious. Apparently she didn't notice my naked ass hanging in the air, and Naruto just blinking meekly underneath my death grip.
"Uhh...", I started, not knowing what to say. I hadn't realized that I was gay until...well..two days ago.
"No.", I said, stoicly looking at her. She got up, defeated, and walked back to Itachi. Sakura was still taking pictures, and Ino was turning into a lusty zombie. She walked a couple of steps, wobbling, before falling backwards and fainting. Itachi simply moved to get out of the way when she fell, causing her to thump loudly on the floor of the hallway outside. I couldn't help but smile slightly at how much my brother and I are alike, even if I am someday going to send him to hell to burn in his shit. Naruto was getting a devious look on his face, and I could tell that he was going to make me look like a huge fucktard. But, when didn't he bring out the worst in me. Two days of knowing him and he's mutilated my finger, turned me into a complete animal and made me feel like a dipshit at my best subject. What else could he do?
A lot.
"Say, Sakura, could you come in here?", he asked her. She immediately obeyed, and walked in like a robot, abandoning Ino at the door. Mickayla came back as well. Itachi simply walked out and closed the door, but not before pushing Ino in with his foot. Now that he was gone, I was truly afraid of what Naruto could do to humiliate me now.
"Now that the two of you that are alert and standing in front of me, would you mind passing me that blanket?", he asked sweetly. They looked sad at the fact that we were going to not be naked anymore, but they complied nonetheless. Once we were covered up, Naruto continued.
"So, you both are pretty much obsessed with Sasuke, right?", he questioned. They both nodded their heads so fast that I was afraid it would shoot up like those old fashioned boxing action figure thingamabobs. Naruto smiled at their nodding and continued speaking.
"Well, yeah, you have to admit, he's really fucking hot.", he said, again putting emphasis on the word "fucking". They were nodding even more furiously now, each mumbling things about everything they'd give to fuck me and the exact names of the people they'd kill to do it and such. Which, by the way, was beginning to creep me out. If he continued sexually rambling on, I was going to get another hard on, so I nudged him in the ribs and he got the picture to carry on.
"I think it would be really nice for you guys to know what it's like to sleep with Sasuke and have him ravage your body, seeing as you've never gotten the privilege,", Naruto said. Both girls' eyes widened, and they began to blush.
"You'd really do that for us?", Mickayla asked, scratching her head. I shot a glare at Naruto, but he was not noticing. I really wished he would keel over right now...
"Sasuke never paid me any attention when we went out, so it's really nice to know what he's like in bed.", she finished, nodding. My eye twitched at Mickayla's statement. Of course I wouldn't be a fucking sex god at fucking thirteen years old, you dipshit! Sakura said something similar,of course. By now, it's expected.
"Yeah, I would really like to compare your kisses to mine and Sasuke's very passionate one at that wonderful party last year.", she said, flipping her hair in a seductive way.
'Is she seriously trying to come onto me right now of all times, despite the fact that she knows I just fucked a dude? Stupid ass whore...', I thought. Then again, it would be nice to hear Naruto talk sexily about me to other people...I enjoy being glorified. So, I put my best stoic look on, twitched my eyebrow, and let him carry on. He got in a more comfortable position on the ground and leaned in to talk to them.
"Well, when it first started, I really liked how he'd entangle one hand in my hair and the other around my neck. It always gave an exhilarating feeling.", he said.
"Of course, that was before I lost the chance of throwing, if you know what I mean.", Naruto said, winking in a libidinous way. I could see both girls getting hornier by the second, and my nightmare of spiked strap-ons was getting closer and closer at hand.
"Hm, it would probably be better if I demonstrated...here, Sakura!", Naruto giggled as he grabbed Sakura and pushed her onto me, and he used his annoyingly fast hands to put my hands in the same position that I use when making out with him. This was way too much, and Sakura was trying to kiss me. Luckily, I am a star dodger. No one has ever caught me in gym dodgeball, and I take that in high regards.
"Fuck-You-Naruto-You-Dumbass!", I screeched as I continued to wriggle out of Sakura's death grip at the same time as dodging her kisses. Soon enough I shoved her off of me, and she fell backwards into Mickayla, who was almost completely numb.
"Wow, Naruto, you're right! That was exhilarating, it must be really rough and spicy in bed!", Sakura breathed.
'Seriously, Sakura, you're going to say the word 'spicy'?', I thought, sighing inwardly.
"Or floor.", Mickayla giggled in. Naruto grinned. He had another fucking plan up his sleeve, I could tell.
"Now, it's your turn, Mickayla. What things about Sasuke really turn you on? Or, what would you like to do to him?", Naruto asked curiously. I couldn't help but wonder. All I knew what that they've been lusting after me for the past ten years, I might as well know why. Mickayla giggled, thinking for a second.
"Well, I saw him once at the pool, and I really wanted to...uhh...kiss his neck and body all over.", she confessed. I suddenly felt like pedo bait, and Mickayla and Sakura were pedobear. Naruto nodded and grabbed my arms behind my back, restraining me in a grip that, honestly, was stronger than Itachi's. I was about to get raped, and all I could do was pray to God that he would dull the spikes on the strap-ons just a little.
"Now that Sasuke is restrained, he's all yours, Mickayla!", he said cheerfully. I gulped and tried to wriggle away, but this was a grip far stronger than I could get out of. Mickayla and Sakura gasped, pushing her playfully and giggling for getting the opportunity that she didn't.
"Naruto, I swear, when this is over, I WILL KILL YOUR ASS!", I screamed as my rapist inched closer to me. Naruto only cooed encouraging words to her, like "Don't worry, it's fun!" and "Giving pleasure is even better than receiving it, you know!". I wanted to strangle him.
I immediately tightened up when Mickayla wrapped her arms around my neck and began to gently kiss the area. Although it did feel good and Mickayla was obviously an extremely attractive woman, I couldn't let her think that. I couldn't whimper, couldn't moan. It wasn't right.
Naruto, I'm guessing, was sensing Mickayla getting sad about my blatant non reaction, and he wanted her to feel good as well. So, he bent his head down as if leaning over, but instead he licked the back side of my neck. Immediately responding to his touch, I gasped and whimpered. Too bad this only encouraged her, because she moved onto my chest, licking little patterns around it. While she and Sakuras' eyes were glued to my body, they didn't notice Naruto teasing me in his own way. He was kissing the top of my spine, whispering dirty things in my ear, and slowly grinding against me with his now present erection. I couldn't help but moan loudly, and Mickayla thought it was because of her. Aroused, she stopped, and so did Naruto, as to not give us away. I wasn't as content about the Naruto stopping part.
"Wow, that was fun! Any more and I might just have to do you myself!", she chimed, licking her lips. I squirmed, and Naruto finally let go of my arms.
'This shit is getting way too much for me to handle...', I thought, inwardly groaning, as Naruto rumbled on to the girls about something I couldn't hear. After that ordeal, I slipped into a doze, letting Naruto chat up the most annoying females on planet earth. Apparently, Ino had woken up, and was sitting with the girls. After an what seemed like an eternity of dulled out voices, they all squealed at an unbelievably high pitch. I woke up from my mini nap and darted my eyes around, looking to see if there was a rapist in my house. There was none, just three uncontrollably horny girls eyeing Naruto and I like we were chocolate on a menstrual cycle. Unless that's the equivalent.
"Um...Naruto, what just happened?", I asked him, too scared to look away from their gazes in fear that they would pounce on me. He only smiled.
"Now that I gave them the story, it's time for the show!", Naruto squealed. I blinked, looked at Naruto, and blinked again.
"What show?", I asked cautiously.
"The SEX show!", he enthused. This is going to be the greatest and worse night of my life. It's time to weigh some options again.
'I fuck Naruto again, I fuck Naruto again. Okay, that's the easy part. Hard part...my dick, and the fact that I would have to do it in front of Ino, Sakura, and Mickayla.
…
I'll take the fuck.'
"Oh, okay. When do we sta-", I couldn't react as I was picked up bridal fashion and brought into my room. Getting dropped onto my bed with a thud, I was exposed and vulnerable, and so was Naruto. He was very happy to be the spectacle, though.
"Ladies, ladies, please come in here for the show!", it was too late. They were already in. And they happened to be staring at both of our dicks. Looking down, I noticed that mine was a a quarter of an inch longer than Naruto's.
'Oh, victory is sweet.' , I thought, smirking. Victory never comes without a price, though, I thought sadly.
I sat there, waiting for Naruto's grand beginning shout, or at least I thought he would give one. But, there was none. He simply got on my lap, his legs wrapping around to my backside and straddling me. I could feel my control losing again as our heads came closer together, our lips needing the satisfaction of being reunited.
I completely forgot that Mickayla, Ino, and Sakura were in my room when our lips met, and I madly forced my tongue through the entrance to his mouth, taking in the sweet taste that was Naruto's. Our tongues clashed together in a slick, wet battle for dominance, and when I could feel his member pressing against my own, I was beginning to feel the effects of all the blood that had rushed down there. Every time he moved, his manhood slid against mine, and I had to let out a moan and gasp for air. Naruto was taking excessive amounts of pleasure in teasing me, reaching his tongue out and licking my own whenever I had to moan. We would openly lick at each others' tongues, resulting in a small trail of saliva connecting our mouths. This resulted in the girls gasping next to us and taking more pictures. Hell, I bet Sakura had moved onto recording now, but I didn't care.
Moving my hands around, I found Naruto's messy hair again and quickly fisted the mass. Using my other hand, I found his hard-on and began pumping him up and down slowly, earning a massive moan from my partner.
"Uahh, Sasuke, more...I need more of you...", Naruto huffed. I moaned and bent my neck back, giving Naruto more space to work with as he licked and kissed along my chest. I looked over at Sakura for a second and gave her a sexy sideways glance before moaning into Naruto's sensuous touch. The three girls were probably a minuscule amount away from masturbating to the scene that we were creating, and I thought that they were beginning to overstay their welcome.
"Ino, Sakura, Mickayla-ah...", I said, not even trying to hide the pleasure from my voice as I got their attention. Mickayla was very satisfied that I moaned when saying her name, even if the moan wasn't even remotely directed at her.
"It's la-late, and w-we have school tomorrow. Please show yourselves ah-out-oh Naruto!", I sighed, pushing myself more into Naruto's lips. The three girls rapidly took pictures for about ten more seconds, then ran out of the room and out of the apartment. I could feel Naruto smiling over my body as he continued to lick tiny trails around my torso.
"Finally, they're gone, now I can do what I really want to do to you, Sa-su-ke.", he said sexily and moved his head down my body, licking little trails. Soon, he brought his lips to the tip of my extremely hard erection and flicked his tongue over the it, gathering a small amount of precum on his tongue with it. That tiny flick of his tongue brought me to a sensuous euphoria, and I was holding everything in as to not come right then and there. Along with not wanting to ruin it for Naruto, I didn't want to let go of the pleasure that he was showering me with.
Holding everything quickly in became killing myself as Naruto began to bob his head up and down over my erection , and I was gasping and moaning like a siren on the rocky shore of a beach. Not only was he blowing me like only angels could, but he was also running his fingertips along my trail and inner thighs, leaving a burning sensation wherever his fingers touched. Soon enough, I was going to come whether I wanted to or not, and I would just have to let that be. Naruto sensed that I was going off the edge, and he began humming a classical tune to vibrate his mouth, making me squirm in pleasure.
'Fucking-ah-can't hold-ah God!', I thought, moaning inwarly seconds before I came.
"Ah, Naruto!", I yelled as I entered the euphoric land of ejaculation. My eyes rolled back in my head and I forced my member into Naruto's mouth as far as I could, trying to contain the pleasure in my body for just a few seconds more. Even after the feeling of orgasm had left me, I lied still on the bed, panting heavily.
"Na-naruto...", I panted, finding his shoulders and pulling him up to me. My black eyes met his blue as he gave me a final, gentle kiss before I closed my eyes, our nude bodies interlocked with each other.
"Sasuke.", was the last thing I heard before I drifted off.
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Walking into homeroom the next day was horrifying. It seemed that Sakura, Ino, and Mickayla were selling pictures of Naruto and I for extremely high prices, and everyone was buying them! Those bitches had turned us into a porno! Once they had noticed me, the girls all turned red, about to mob me for autographs.
"Hnnnnn!", I mumbled sternly as I glared down the three girls. Ino only squealed and shouted,
"Here is the star of the show!", and I was tackled yet again. Shikamaru found me underneath the pile, yet still did nothing to help me.
"Hey, Shikamaru, you piece of shit! Come over here and help me!", I yelled at him. He said something about it being troublesome and going back home to sleep, an being scarred for life over seeing my dick. I could feel my fly being pulled down again, and the spiked strap-ons nightmare was really getting close to coming true. I would die if this continued, not to mention my ass.
Just as I was losing hope, the crowd of aroused fangirls dispersed from on top of me and found a new phenomenon. I zipped up my fly, wiped some of the lipstick off of my neck and got up, looking to see who it was. Underneath the mass of girls, I noticed blonde hair.
'Are you fucking serious...Naruto!', I thought as I pulled him out from under the mass of girls. He only grinned at me and gave me a huge hug.
"I missed you, Sasuke! I couldn't resist seeing you again!", he cried, muzzling my neck, and all the girls cooed "Awww"s and such. I knew that it was a load of shit, though.
"I just saw you half an hour ago before I left for school. How could you have missed me?", I said, my eye beginning to twitch and roll at the same time. He smiled, mouthing something that I didn't understand, and I felt something rubbing against my clothed package slowly. It didn't take me a long time to realize that Naruto was fucking grinding against me! At fucking school! Lucky for me though, it was so discreet that only I could notice, and noticing was a huge understatement. If I got a hard on in homeroom, I was going to rape someone. Preferably Naruto. Noticing my detest of the situation, he found something else to do.
"Hey, what are those?", he said before running off to look at all the pictures on girls' desks. Immediately, I wanted his feel back on me. But this was school, not home, so I couldn't rape him.
While he walked around looking at our porno shots, I began to notice what he was wearing. Navy blue polo shirt, dark jeans that were just a little bit too baggy, and a grey hoodie. So sexy, but...that ass stole my clothes! No one without dark hair and obsidian eyes were allowed to steal my clothes! It's the rule in code-book five page thirteen paragraph fucking nine in the book of Almighty Sasuke! That stupid blonde only winked at me while I glared daggers into his chest, and decided to piss me off some more.
"Wow, Sasuke, we look really good in bed together!", Naruto squealed, and so did all of the girls. He didn't seem fazed one bit by the fact that we were naked and plastered all over the school. While he rejoiced, I panicked, hoping that the principal didn't see them and expel us. Aw, hell, she was going to expel us and rape us! My life was over.
Sighing, I walked over to the pictures. And then I saw one that grabbed my attention very fast. It was from when I looked at Sakura sideways while Naruto was...well...helping me!
'Why did I have to be so retarded and do that...I still look really hot though, it's true.', I thought to myself. Looking at another, I found one where Naruto was smirking sadistically at while I was moaning. That actually was kind of embarrassing.
'Hey, wait a minute...I'm playing fucking catcher in all of these photos! Shit!', I thought, my eyes widening. Everyone stopped to look at me while I turned completely white, and I bowed my head in shame.
"I'm a catcher, Naruto...", I said, mumbling. He came over and patted me on the back, trying to reassure me.
"That's not true, I'm a part of a species completely superior to you in every way, so it shouldn't come as a surprise that I can hold you down and fuck you senseless whenever I want.", he said, nodding. Hearing this, I wailed in defeat to the gods and ran out of the classroom. The identity of Uchiha Sasuke, Prince of the Expressionless, was shattered.
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Later on in the day, after I ran out of class before it even started, I had decided to go to my computer and visit a certain website, . Usually, I only snort at other peoples' problems, but now I had an actual reason to say that my life was fucked, in more ways than one. So, I created an account, but it wouldn't matter what it was. I was going to enter it in as anonymous anyways.
I went to the page and typed in:
"Yesterday night, I fucked someone that I had known for two days senseless, we're both guys. Then, my brother and three girls that I knew walked in. To add to that, they taped us later, and I knew, but didn't care. Today, I went to school, and porno pictures of us plastered all over the school. I was on the bottom. FML"
Then, I hit submit. Within an hour, I went back to check. I had twenty-five thousand saying 'you deserved that one' and one thousand four hundred fifty three saying 'yeah, your life is f***ed'. I felt like roasting fecal matter.
That's it, guys. Hope you liked it and please review :3!
-Taurue