Librarian Raised
Dear Crappy Stuck in the Past Magic School,
I'm sorry to inform you but i will not be attending your establishment for I live in the states and your school is in Scotland. Speaking of your so called 'Finest school in the world', you people of Hogwarts need a serious wake up call since in the latest survey published by the International Magical School Association your so called magical school didn't even make the top 100 much less the top 10.
If memory serves right I believe I saw Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry rather close to the bottom of the good school list and was rather high and the list of the world worst. In school Hogwarts isn't a school for the path of success its on the path of absolute academic failure.
In short you Britain Magicals need to get your inbred asses out of your collective asses, open your eyes and see how out of date you are as people, a society, as not to mention technology. So in short you people need desperately to start advancing.
On another note I have already started my magical education since living in the States from my loving father who i should mention took me away from those abusive people that I have the displeasure of being related to and that your headmaster insisted I live with.
So shove your letters up your asses.
Ciao,
Harry James Potter Carsen
PS Try to force me to attend and I will set Cal on your asses, he's a rather protective fellow.