Lair of the Akatsuki…
"…and then Sasuke totally beat the crud out of me!" Itachi whined. The Akatsuki leader narrowed his eyes.
"Hmm. So, we weren't able to take over the big brother house… and worse still, I lost my care-bear doll…"
"You mean the gothic one that says cuss words?" Kisame inquired
"The very one." was the reply "But never mind that, our only concern right now is to take over the big brother house, and then the world!!!!!" Itachi's eyes widened
"But how will we do that??" The leader smiled
"I have sent an agent of mine with power almost equal to my own to destroy it! Soon, the world will be mine!!!!!" Silence.
"Soooo… what do we do now?" Kisame said. Itachi answered "Want to laugh manically?" The others agreed
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" More silence.
"Now what?" Kisame said
"Let's play Barbie dress-up!" suggested the leader. "OKAY!!!" they replied.
"Okay!" Cataclyptic started "As you know, since this is the fourth chapter, one of you must be voted off. I have the tallied votes in this slip of paper!" All of the character's were in the living room, eagerly awaiting the results. Most of them hoped it would be Ino…
"And the loser is………………………………………………………………………………………………"
"Uh, why did you stop?" Shikamaru inquired.
"It's dramatic." C said. "Anyway, it seems we have a tie. Lee and Ino! So I guess I'll send them both away!!!!!"
"WHAT?!?!?!!?" Lee and Might guy said "THAT"S TOTALLY UNFAIR!!!!!"
"Okay, okay… I'll just make Ino go away." C said
Might guy and Lee did a 'teeth ping' and a 'good guy' pose.
"Youth prevails over all!!!" C looked at the deformed idiot- I mean Ino
"NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!" Ino left without a word.
"Now then, to celebrate Ino's going away, LETS PARTY!!!" Instantly, the room transformed into a mega party house. Everybody was dancing to the songs. Naruto tried to karaoke, but was lousy because he said 'believe it' after every line. But the best part of all was when Sasuke lit a bunch of fireworks with the phoenix flower jutsu. When the party was over, everyone went outside to admire the still coming fireworks. Suddenly, there was a scream. A deathly kind of scream. Everybody rushed over to the other side of the house. They saw a giant figure in a black robe, shadowed and a very beat up unconscious Gaara.
"Who are you and what have you done with my brother!?!?" Temari screamed. The shadowed person turned towards the group.
"He was in my way… for I had to get this!!!" The figure held up a strange orb the size of a baseball but with purple swirling masses inside it.
"I am the ultimate evil! I am the purple menace!! I AM-
The person took off his robe and fashioned it around himself in a cape- like manner. As he did this everyone gasped. "It can't be… believe it." Naruto said "He was my childhood hero…" Kakashi stated.
"Who would have thought it would be- BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" C Stated in shock.
"That's right!!!" Barney said. "The TV show was only a cover up. I am in reality, the second in command of Akatsuki!!"
C said "There's no time to explain, but we have to get that orb from Barney! But be careful- he specialized in fatness jutsu's!!"
"You mean, like Chouji?" Kiba said. Chouji looked hurt "No. I specialize in expansion jutsu's. Fatness jutsu's are related, but on a whole new level!!!"
"I don't care!" Sasuke retorted "I'll beat him anyway!!" Sasuke charged towards him and punched Barney hard. But Barney only laughed and said
"HA! My fat is too dense!! Physical attacks will never work on me!!" Then Barney punched Sasuke even harder, sending him flying.
"How the heck did he do that???" Sakura questioned.
"He replaced his bones with springs." C said "By focusing and then releasing his chakra, he can create powerful movements even though his body is 80 fat… but I bet his weakness is that he can barely move, so we're safe if we keep our distance!"
Barney smiled menacingly
"So you would think cataclyptic… Fatness jutsu: glutton ball Z!!" Barney then hurled a gigantic ball of fat from his mouth towards the group. They barely managed to dodge it. But while Barney was distracted, Shino managed to grab the orb using his bugs. Barney then saw the fireworks and fled for some unknown reason. Shino handed the orb to cataclyptic.
"So what does this thing do anyway?" he said. Cataclyptic looked towards the group
"This orb is called the orb of shadows. When combined with its counterpart, the beacon of creation, you can bend reality." The group gasped.
"We must keep it out of Barney's evil clutches! So I will hand it to someone smart who can hide it!"
"Is is me? Believe it!" Naruto said.
"NO. You're the biggest idiot next to Ino!! I was talking about- Neji hyuuga!" Neji took the orb and went inside the BBH to hide it. But while he was there, Barney showed up.
"Hello, Neji." He said.
"What do you want…" Neji said, activating his Byakugan.
"I want you to team up with me and my clone, Baby bop."
"No. I would never betray my friends to some evil overweight dinosaur!!!"
"We have donuts." Barney offered.
"DONUTS!!! Why didn't you say so! I'm in!!"
Lair of the Akatsuki…
The leader and Itachi and Kisame were playing with Barbies when the leader's cell phone rang. "Hello? Pizza hut? I would like an extra large cheese pizza with pepperoni and sausage and… wait… you're not Pizza hut? Well then goodbye!!" the leader hung up, but his cell phone rang again.
"Hello? Zetsu? No I'm not Zetsu! Oh, you're Zetsu. Never heard of ya'. Wait… I remember now! You're that deformed plant freak in our organization! …uh huh… Barney has teamed up with Neji and has the orb of shadows?!?! Sweet!" he hung up again. "SOON, I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!! but first I need to dress up Ken…"
A/n: I know, this chapter sucked... the next one will be better!