Me: What up people? I got a bunch of questions for the next interview and the gang was getting impatient asking me questions like when do they get to know their questions? When I told them today that I would be asking the questions today, Chad jumped up and was all I didn't know there was a quiz today and ran off to study. Good thing he wasn't the main focus this interview, huh? Well, let's begin already, I'm sure no one wants to hear my voice
Sharpay: you got that right
Me: You, little miss attitude, are on thin ice, I don't want to kick you out again
Sharpay: Okay, okay, I'll behave
Me: you better
the anonymous reviewer girl: I have question for Ryan. Did you really eat those chilly cheese fries after Gabriella dumped them on Sharpay? if an airplane leaves Albuquerque at 10:51 Mountain Standard Time, travels at an altitude of 30.0 feet and arrives in salt Lake City 2.5 hours later, when will Troy and Gabriella finally kiss? G-O-D-R-A-M-A-C-L-U-B… what does that spell?
Ryan: See how awesome I am, even when it's not my interview I still get questions fired at me. I totally rule. I only ate one fry because it would be a total waste to waste the entire plate of delicious cheesy chilly fries. To your second question I would like to answer with when Troy answers the question correctly, Chad aces a test, and Gabriella gets completely wasted. Why would they kiss, I mean Troy isn't as awesome as me. Finally that spells go drama club, I'm not really as stupid as they portrayed me.
Musicalgirl: Hello Gabriella, anyway, since you're so, so smart, do you know what your IQ is? What's your favorite color?
Gabriella: I do not know what my IQ is, sadly. I know it's higher than my math teachers though. She can't figure out the difference between area and Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
Ryan: Wait, didn't she actually make you teacher for a little while
Gabriella: Hello, that proves my point, she's so dumb she makes Chad seem like Einstein
Brishty: This is so cool! I have a question for Ryan, why were you carrying a towel when you and Sharpay heard Troy and Gabriella rehearse?
Ryan: Because I have a secret, I actually am on the swim team, I was holding a towel because I was wet and stuff, okay.
Brishty: Troy, if you were gay, would you date Chad or Ryan? And no you can't say neither. I just really needed to know that for some strange sickening reason, LOL.
Troy: If I was gay, which I'm not, I think I'd pick Chad. Because we have a strong relationship that holds no bounds and also if I were to date Ryan or worse marry him, I'd have to be related to Sharpay and probably live near her, and I'd have to spend time with her, and go to their family pool parties and see… wait, a second changing my answer
Sharpay: you want to date my brother to get closer to me and my family
Troy: it was my hypothetical answer to the question
Zeke: I'd marry Ryan if it meant being in Sharpay's family
Sharpay and Ryan: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Zeke: I was joking
Sharpay: whether you were or not that was a super sick comment, I think I want to throw up just thinking about the fact that you would joke like that
Ryan: You want to throw up? What about me, I'm the one he was considering in this joke. Zeke is such a freaking loser.
Sharpay: ew, the loser wants to be in my family
Me: guys, stop calling Zeke a loser
Sharpay: don't you think he's a loser?
Me: Of course I do, but I wouldn't say it like that
Sharpay: oh how would you say it?
Me: Can we do this later, Brishty continue your questions
Brishty: Gabriella, who is your celebrity crush?
Gabriella: Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom are definitely on my list, oh and Zac Efron too. I love Pirates because it's got my main two in it.
Sharpay: we actually have something in common, I love Orlando Bloom
Gabriella: Who doesn't? (sighs dreamily)
Guys: um, us
Sharpay: nobody cares about you
Taylor: for once I agree with Sharpay
Sharpay: that's creepy
Taylor: yeah, it is
Brishty: Chad, do you like muffins? Can you even spell muffins?
Chad: I love muffins and I can spell them, m-u-f-f-i-n-z. Told you people I wasn't dumb
Brishty: Sharpay, who do you hate more? Ryan for being an idiot or Gabriella for stealing your show?
Sharpay: I hate Ryan for being an idiot. I have had to deal with his idiotic ways since I could understand them which was like when I was two. But I have learned to deal with it and I have given up hating my brother, I moved my hate to Zac Efron for changing his beautiful hair
Gabriella: I so know what you mean, I almost cried when I saw him with black hair
Sharpay: you know I noticed that Troy and Zac look a little bit alike
Gabriella: yeah but Zac is hotter
Sharpay: totally
Troy: you do know we're like right here and I kind of don't like to be compared to celebrities especially when I lose
Gabriella: uh, you loser
Sharpay: hey, that's my word
Me: do you guys even understand the words stick to the questions?
Chad: I understand the words stick to the status quo
troypayrocks: Sharpay, do you like Troy? Troy, do you like Sharpay? if you're both wondering why I'm asking this question it's because Troy said he didn't like Gabriella
Sharpay: of course I like Troy, he's my friend… well, sometimes.
Ryan: no I think the interviewer means
Sharpay: shh, don't explain it
Chad: just admit it we all know you like Troy
Sharpay: we also all know that you had a bad run in last time you tried to mess with me
Gabriella: what happened? They never told me
Chad: it's something I'd rather not relive, thank you very much
Me: I want to know
Chad: well who cares what you want, you aren't the reviewer so it doesn't matter
Troy: okay, I'll tell what happened after I answer this question
Gabriella: you like Sharpay, don't you?
Troy: why would you care if I liked Sharpay or not?
Gabriella: I wouldn't
Taylor: I would Sharpay's a beep
Sharpay: Uh! Did you just call me a beep?
Taylor: I so did
Sharpay: I'm going to knock the beep out of you
Taylor: I'm going to totally knock the beep out of you first
Me: Will you two stop cussing? I can only beep out so much
Sharpay: Well, don't beep out this sentence, Taylor I am going to kick your
Me: Okay, next question please
charmed4eva112: I have a question for Ms. Gabriella Montez. What ever happened to your father? We never really know. And did you ever get annoyed with Chad's dumbness? Would you do anything about it?
Gabriella: My father died of cancer when I was thirteen
Troy: Aw, Gabi need a hug?
Gabriella: it's fine, I'm completely over it
Sharpay: Really? My grandpa died when I was six and I'm still not over it, I mean like sometimes people ask what happened to him, I completely just start bawling when I think of all the games we used to play and all the fun we used to have. The birthday's we shared together, the stories he read me and Ryan, I can't believe after like three years you're already over it. I mean, he was your dad and he helped bring you into the world and (Gabriella starts crying lightly) whoa, I don't know what I'd do if I lost my dad. I knew I wouldn't be over it that fast, I'd probably cry myself to sleep thinking about him, or looking at his pictures, and whoa. I mean----
Ryan: Sharpay, shut up, you made her cry
Sharpay: what all I did was talk about… grandpa (Sharpay starts crying; the two girls cry into each other)
Gabriella: I miss my daddy
Sharpay: I miss my grandpa
Troy: Gabi, why don't you just answer the next question and
Gabriella: you expect me to answer something after reliving the pain of my father's death
Troy: Um, yeah, I mean it's not like I went and relived the death of my puppy Trixie last Tuesday
Chad: Aw, Trixie died
Troy: uh huh, and we were playing her favorite game and (voice falters) I'm gonna need a moment (walks out of the room)
Mckinley volleyball Girl 08: I have a question for Ms. Gabi Montez. Yeah, Gabriella, we all know you like… no love, Troy, the basketball boy, so, why don't you admit it?
Ryan: the three criers are still gone
Sharpay: (sniffling and walking in) no, we're not, we're back
Gabriella: I do not like Troy Bolton and I will not just tell you my business like that
Kelsi: Oh, she totally loves him
Gabriella: I do not, the only one here in love with Troy Bolton is Troy Bolton
Troy: she speaks a lie, everyone knows Sharpay loves me
Sharpay: Uh, you wish
Chad: yes, he does
Troy: aren't you supposed to be learning how to spell?
Chad: yeah, I kind of drove Taylor mad so she gave up on teaching me. I'm here to bother you now, isn't this much better?
Troy: Chad, you have ten seconds before I kill you
Chad: I thought you were grieving over Trixie
Troy: (crying again) Why you gotta bring up Trixie? I thought we agreed to never bring her up again? (runs out of room)
Chad: he is such a baby
Gabriella: totally I stopped crying
Chad: hey look, I got a text message from my dad, says that he loves me tons and is glad to have a kid like me
Gabriella: (starts crying) I really hate you Chad! (runs off after Troy)
Chad: what's up with all this drama today?
xXJust.Like.ThatXx: Gabriella, do you ever get tired of being so sweet? Would you ever want to trip Sharpay and/or Ryan and/or Troy in the hallway just for the fun of it? And would you ever go to janitor school-if there was one at least?
Chad: Um, she's out crying with Troy right now, so I'll answer. I think she never gets tired of being sweet, but everyone else does though. She actually did trip Sharpay for the fun of it last month, she pushed Troy into a pool at the country club, and she dumped ice cream on Ryan after the last interview. She might get tired of being sweet but when she does, she usually goes after people, which is bad. I'd go to janitor school, that is if my NBA career goes downward
(Gabriella walks in sniffling; immediately gets angry)
Gabriella: what are you doing in my chair?
Chad: I just took over your question for you, no need for thanks
Gabriella: I wouldn't thank you, you probably screwed everything up, get out of my chair
Chad: sorry (Troy walks in) dude, watch it, she's totally PMSing
Gabriella: I'm going to kill you
Me: Um, Gabriella, can you answer the question and finish the interview before you kill Chad?
Gabriella: let's finish this interview really soon then. I do get sick of being sweet, sometimes, so I eventually snap and do something bad. I wouldn't go to janitor school because I'd prefer to be a doctor over a janitor. If I had nothing else to do I might go to the school because well, I'd have nothing to do.
High.school.girl.t.g.: Gabriella, would you rather kiss Chad or date Troy?
Gabriella: I'm going to say kiss Chad
Everyone: Why?
Gabriella: because one you never said where I had to kiss him, I could just give him like a kiss on the cheek and two I do not want to date Troy Bolton
Sharpay: no, you want to marry him
Ryan: at least she isn't the one with a diary that says Mrs. Troy Bolton
Sharpay: I was five
Ryan: So, five is still old enough to know things. You used to want to marry him
Sharpay: I repeat I was five
Troy: it's okay, Sharpay, everyone loves me
Coach B.: Oh, Troy, don't sound so cocky when you were five you said you wanted to marry Ariel and become King of the Sea
Troy: I told you that never leaves the house
ThatMongooseLivinDownTheStreet: Gabriella, do you like Troy? Don't deny it, because we all know the truth...
Gabriella: Saying I like Troy is like saying that Chad likes Sharpay, never going to happen
Troy: Actually (Chad covers Troy's mouth)
Chad: say your last respects he will not be back (drags Troy backwards away from the room)
Me: Okay, that was a little strange. And Gabi, by the way Chad dragged Troy out of here, I think you might have just said you liked Troy indirectly
Gabriella: Well, I didn't know Chad liking Sharpay was possible
Sharpay: Wait, what's wrong with Sharpay?
Gabriella: well, you're bossy and annoying and insane
Sharpay: Uh, well, Gabi, I wrote a poem for you
Gabriella: You did?
Sharpay: uh huh, this is what it is. Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?
Gabriella: Oh no you didn't
Sharpay: oh, yes I did
Me: Looks like we get a cat fight in here, who brought the pudding?
Future.mrs.zac.efron: Troy And Gabby, if you so called don't like each other, why did you try to kiss, after the game and decathlon and callbacks? Gabby, what did you think of Troy when you first saw him? Troy, same question, but for gabby? How did you feel when Troy didn't call? Is anyone afraid of Sharpay, other than Ryan of course? Gabriella, why do you not like Troy, what isn't there to like, hes cute, smart-ish, and sporty? And Troy, don't go all big headed on us.
Troy: We were caught up in the moment
Chad: (cough) liar (cough)
Troy: I have something over you, mister
Chad: nevermind
Gabriella: what Troy said before and when I first saw Troy I thought the same thing as any other girl
Troy: That I'm one stunningly smexy beast, yeah Gabs, it's true. What I thought of Gabriella was that she was pretty cute and looked a little out of place at the party
Ryan: I am not afraid of Sharpay, I am slightly less strong against her
Troy: I'm scared of Sharpay, her nails are like claws, her heart is full of rage and she could kill you if she wanted to
Chad: I'm only scared of her when she's wearing heels and is angry at me
Zeke: Who isn't afraid of Sharpay?
Sharpay: I'm not
Troy: well, that's a given
Gabriella: What's not to like about Troy Bolton, well, he's cocky, he spends more time in front of mirrors than I do, he had a crush on a Disney princess, and personally I kind of feel like he's a little too… what word could I use?
Sharpay: idiotic
Chad: goofy goober-ish
Ryan: A wiil-of-a-wisp
Darbus: a clown
Gabriella: immature at times
Troy: yeah, well, I guess there is no reason to get big headed anymore. Thanks Gabi for insulting me
Gabriella: I'm sorry but it's true, you are
XoXbAbYbXoX: Gabriella before you came to East High did you have a boyfriend? If so what was his name? If not did you have a crush? If you did how far did use two go? Troy how do you feel about it if she does have a boyfriend?
Gabriella: Actually I did, his name was Andrew and we went out for three months
Troy: I don't care about this Andrew character, besides they're broken up so
Gabriella: actually we didn't technically break up, he's coming to visit me for spring break
Kelsi: Ooh, is he cute?
Gabriella: oh he's gorgeous (the girls start gossiping and whispering; Ryan, Troy, and Jason step over to the side)
Troy: we have got to get rid of this Andrew
Ryan: I say we take him out now
Jason: we should steal her phone and text message a break up
Troy: Nah, a person wold usually call back in a why'd we break up move
Ryan: well, we can't just let her keep her long distance BF
Troy: yeah, we just have to ruin this like we ruined Keith
Sharpay: Wait a second, ruined Keith? My Keith? What did you idiots do?
Troy: um, Sharpay, before you get mad, we did this for you (whispers something to her; her face gets darker and her eyes narrow)
Sharpay: you have until I reach ten (the guys start running and she chases)
Chad: what happened to one, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and nine?
Gabriella: she skipped them. Hope she doesn'y hurt the boys too bad… (the boys run through the room with Sharpay hot on their trail. A few seconds later you hear Troy scream in pain)
Kelsi: Ooh, that's gotta hurt
Me: Well, we ran out of questions and I think the gang needs a little time to return to the sane side so I think I'm ending this one now. The next spotlight is going to be our very own East High Poodle, Chad Danforth.
Chad: I am not a poodle, I'm a human being
Gabriella: Chad, this is a great opportunity
Chad: I don't care about no opportunity
Gabriella: spell opportunity
Chad: O-p-r-tunity
Me: No comment, click the pretty go button and leave a review ask some questions, preferably about things those losers ignored when answering, like what did happen to Chad when he messed with Sharpay last time?
Chad: don't tell them to ask that
Me: gotta go bye