Sai vs Dei: Conclusion!
Okay everybody here comes the grand finale!
A very exhausted Deidara lies on the ground panting heavily. The bomber won...Or did he?!
Deidara looked up at the sky. He slowly shut his eyes with a smirk feeling very pleased. He opened his eyes and looked up in horror.
"YOU!!" Sai was looming over him giving that ridiculous smile. "How did you? Impossible!" Deidara said trying to get up.
"Simple..." Said said. "When you detonated everything I teleported out of there and grabed some food, and then came back. Then I used Kanashibari no Jutsu on you while you resting."
Deidara frowned. "How the hell did you manage that?"
"To be honset...I don't know." he said smiling more taking an ink brush out of a jar marked permanent. "
What are you gonna do?!" "
Teach you lesson." the anbu said with a smirk. "First to end all this gender confusion." he said drawing a moustache on Deidara face. "And now for the clencher." He lifted up his head band and wrote: I don't have a penis!
Deidara was horrified as he screamed out "TOBI!! Help meeeee!! Itachi-san you were right! Everyone in this village are freaks!"
Suddenly two sharingun eyes appeared over him. "72 hours are up as of now Itachi-san." At this point Deidara was mortified. What the hell was going on. The artist shut his eyes and saw nothing, but darkness.
A loud obnoxious laughter broke the silence. "Wow Itachi-san..You got sempai good!"
Deidara woke up looking around. All the other Akatsuki members were around him and in a laughing fit. Itachi stood there with a smug look on his face.
"Perhaps Itachi was right Deidara. You aren't ready for Konoha, yet." Pein said to him. Deidara fumed out of the hideout until he could hear the laughter no more.
"How dare that Itachi and those shitty eyes of his un!" he fumed until he came near a brook. He washed his face and took of his head band. He was shocked of what was under it. It was what the young Anbu had wrote.
"What?! I do too have a penis un!" Deidara just fainted.
"This whole fight...Was it an illusion or something real?" Sai said with a smirk stepping out from a bush where Deidara lay unconcious.
"Well you can be the judge of that." And with that the Anbu retreated to Konoha to finish his drawings.
THE END?!