Letter to Queen Katrina the Seafarer
All Narnians are owned by C.S. Lewis. I FINALLY OWN MYSELF! Under God's rule... and my dog is still upset about it. This is Peter's response to my letter.
Greetings, Katrina, Fellow Human (finally!),
Yes, I do know of these stories. No, I haven't read them. You are right. I would never dishonor a woman in the way they write me into. I'm straight, and have a lady from the royal court I am courting. Oh, and yes, yes, I'm a brunet. Thank you for trying to clear that one up. My Royal Brother is the blond one in more ways than one. I'm also not as hotheaded as people make me out to be. I do commend your acts to right the wrong. All I can say in that aspect is if you publish anything about myself (or anybody for that matter) keep it canon. I'm terribly busy though and have to keep this short before I miss my meeting. Please, by all means, if you know of an author acting stupid, please tell them. Thank you.
You stole my closure!
High King Peter the Magnificent