Disclaimer: All the characters in this fic are Masashi Kishimoto's.
Summary: Sasuke realized a few things. He had gotten shorter. His legs were curvier than before. And he had turned into Sakura. (Team 7 body switch, NaruSasu, humour)
"What the hell were you thinking?" Sakura screamed as soon as they were away from the fans. Well, almost away, as there were so many people there it would have taken quite a time to get totally away from them all.
"What the hell were you thinking?" Sasuke hissed. "Selling me and Naruto away like that..."
"Actually, those were free pictures", Kakashi interrupted. Sakura and Sasuke death glared at him and Kakashi sweatdropped and backed away. "Ok, I'll shut up now..."
"That was my revenge! My only chance to finally get back at you for always ignoring and underestimating me! And for crushing my childhood dreams of liking you!"
"So you decided it would be fun revealing my sexuality to everyone? And to sell us on top of that? For free!"
"Well it was - !" Sakura stopped for a moment, her rage completely gone. "What did you say?"
"And you just had to show those boxers to everyone?"
Sakura twitched, not caring about the boxers. "Did you say... reveal? Reveal? Reveal?" She was almost schreeching at the last word.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. What was wrong with 'reveal'? "Yes."
Sakura stared.
Kakashi was reading his Icha Icha in peace. "It seems all that training killed your famous woman's instinct..."
"Shut up!"
Kakashi was sent flying.
Sakura twitched again, her fists still ready to punch someone. And despite the half naked body of Sasuke's she still controlled she looked more Sakura than ever.
And it was very scary.
Why, oh why hadn't Sasuke knocked Sakura off and locked her up in some prison deep underground? Though there was one good thing about that day that in itself compensated for this whole day. It would have made up for a whole disastrous week, if it were to continue... And that one good thing just put his hand on Sasuke's head.
"Stop that, dobe", Sasuke muttered.
"Gotta enjoy this one time I'm much taller than you", Naruto answered.
Sakura stared at them. She looked torn between the choices of having a nosebleed and shattering the ground. She seemed to have chosen the first one. "So... that there... it wasn't just acting?"
Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other and Naruto grinned as Sasuke had to look up to reach Naruto's eyes, or rather eye, as the other was still hidden under his hitai-ate. Naruto grabbed Sasuke closer to him and kissed him again.
Sakura's nose started bleeding.
Oh yes, this one good thing could have made up for even a whole month of disasters... not that Sasuke needed any more, thank you very much.
"So, was that acting?" Naruto asked and looked deep into Sasuke's - or rather Sakura's - green eyes.
"Oh, if you just knew how long he's dreamt of this... and your boxers..."
"Shut up!"
Kakashi was sent flying again.
Naruto twitched and looked after him. "Oi teme, y'know, that is my body after all..."
"Would you rather like me punching you?" Sasuke asked raising his fist and smirking.
"Quit the flirting!" Sakura suddenly yelled and slapped Sasuke and punched Naruto. Not enough to send neither to the other end of the village but to the ground atleast. "This is serious business!" She foamed with rage, standing above Naruto and Sasuke who seemed to have shrunk. Maybe, if they just shrunk enough, they could escape Sakura... "You kissed each other in front of everyone! Everyone! I bet some even took pictures!"
"Small compared to what you did..." Sasuke muttered.
Sakura stomped too close to his hand. Her eyes were red and not because of Sharingan. Oh no, she didn't need Sharingan to kill the two. "But you atleast are together! I have no intention of even touching Kakashi like that ever again!"
"Yes, you should have thought of us." Kakashi had again appeared from the other side of the village where Sasuke had sent him. He had The Kakashi Look in his eyes. Sasuke and Naruto twitched. Naruto with The Kakashi Look is something one should never see. "People might think I am some kind of pervert, making out with my nearly underage teammate..."
"Yeah, might..." Naruto rolled his eyes.
Kakashi glared at him. "I'm just glad Gai didn't see you. I would never hear the end of it if he saw me with Sakura. 'Oh, my youthful rival, how can you steal away her youth!'" Kakashi imitated Gai so well Naruto and Sasuke almost feared he actually saw their first make out session on the wall. But if that had happened they would be dead by now and as they still feel their hot skins against each other they must still be quite alive.
Suddenly Sakura chuckled. The men - with one of them looking suspiciously lot like the woman called Haruno Sakura - stared at her, scared of what she had come up with. "You know what, Naruto, Sasuke... I'll forgive you. With one condition."
"What is it?" Sasuke asked suspiciously, finally standing up from the ground.
"I wanna see Kakashi-sensei's face."
Naruto and Sasuke sighed. Nothing serious, then.
"Ok, sure", Naruto grinned and raised his hand to remove the mask. Then, just as he had pulled it back two millimetres...
"Do that and I'll go jogging around the village naked, telling everyone I, Uzumaki Naruto, really love Maito Gai and that the Naruto with Sasuke was just a clone because Sasuke has a secret, abnormal fetish with Uzumaki Naruto's ass and loves threesomes with lots of honey."
Chirp.
Chirp.
Chirp.
"Why the hell are you attacking against me?" Sasuke asked, twitching. His Move Of The Day was slowly becoming his Face Of The Day. "I don't have your body."
Kakashi shrugged and pulled his Icha Icha out once again. "You're together now so I might as well count you as one."
"Nice logic", Sakura said and Sasuke stared at her. He really, really hoped she was joking. Damn Sasuke's emotional face; he couldn't tell if Sakura was joking or not!
"Hey, does any of you have any idea how we even ended up like this?" Naruto suddenly asked.
"Good question", Kakashi said, lifting his face from his book.
"And gimme that!" Naruto snatched the book away and put it in his pocket. Kakashi pouted and stared lovingly after it.
"It looks like you're staring at his butt", Sasuke said matter-of-factly glaring at Kakashi. He didn't need any rumours about Kakashi and Naruto on top of all the mess there was already.
"We should think about all the things we did together yesterday", Sakura said putting her hands on her hips. "Maybe the answer is one of them." She pushed her hips subconsciously forward in a slightly feminine manner, yet again causing a few passing fangirls to faint because of sudden nosebleed. She stared at them. "Seriously, Sasuke, I didn't know being this hot was this hard. I think I've made about thirteen females and six males faint today."
"Without those who fainted because of our show", Kakashi mentioned offhandly. "That would make it about fifty."
Sasuke twitched. Yes, definitely the Face Of The Day. "Let's stay in the point, shall we", he growled, rubbing his temples.
"Could it be the mission? Or the training?" Naruto suggested.
Sasuke snorted.
"Yeah right, we sweated so hard we changed... Especially Kakashi-sensei", Sakura muttered. It seemed like some of Sasuke's personality was rubbing on her through Sasuke's body. It must have been the sweat.
"Are you implying something?" Kakashi asked giving her The Kakashi Glare, a murderous version of The Kakashi Look. Sakura decided to shut up.
"Hey, you have any better ideas? Or you say it's Ichiraku's fault?" Naruto slapped the back of Sasuke's head offhandedly.
"Now that you mention it..." Kakashi started.
"I did feel pretty tired right after we ate there", Sakura nodded and rubbed her chin.
"You don't say they tried to poison us!" Naruto gasped overdramatically. The three sweat dropped at the sight.
"Maybe they've been filming us the whole time and will sell the video later with high price", Kakashi said.
They all glanced warily around them. There wasn't anyone filming them with anything, though a small group of fangirls and boys were close to them, cameras ready in their hands.
Sasuke glared at them and they ran away, screaming.
"I think the Ichiraku idea sounds good", Sakura suggested and slapped Sasuke. "And you, try to act lady-like."
"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry Sasuke-kun! But I didn't want them to see me like this! I look a total mess!" Sasuke chirped with high-pitched voice and fluttered his eyelashes.
The others shivered in fear.
"Let's go!" Kakashi, Sakura and Naruto yelled in unison started running towards Ichiraku, Naruto dragging Sasuke along.