Once again I have BRILLIANTLY COMPLETED the latest chapter of the week! As always...SUCK IN THE ULTIMATE FANFICTIONESS! (n_0) thumbs up and peace my fellow sisters and bros! (okay maybe I was a TINY BIT over it since I had a SMALL PORTION of sugar intake!) (=_=")

"Who steals a freak'n carriage? On top of that…MY CARRIAGE?" moaned Alice who was getting into all kinds of pissed. She sat on the opposite end of the sofa in a large spacious room which was no doubt luxurious.

Alois was definitely into all kinds of delighted to the point that it got a LITTLE creepy and he was moving over to sit next to Alice. All the Trancy servants had already resumed to their daily agenda of chores and such. Lucian was as usual, watching over Alice while standing expertly.

"But at least you've got a place to stay after the storm ends~!" comforted Alois in his trademark smirk and sarcastic voice.

"I don't want to hear that coming from YOU!" yelled Alice in frustration. There wasn't room for TWO on the sofa and somebody HAD to move and it wasn't going to be HER. So what did she do? Kick him off of course, not the best choice of action because Alois had offered her his hospitality for the night and treat her as a guest. She apparently blamed him for all of the mishaps that kept popping up out of nowhere but accepted the offer anyway. (Lucian was the one who agreed but that didn't matter)

"Lucian, prepare my bed." Ordered Alice maturely but childishly, Lucian obeyed not only because she ordered him to but also because he felt Alice would be able to manage Alois by herself since she was so defensive. Soon after he left out of sight Alois's smirk had returned. He saw that she let her guard down slightly but that was enough since she left him a golden opportunity for revenge. Alois had to confirm that Alice would regret EVER hitting him. He wasted no time and swiftly tackled her right on the couch.

"You sick minded-!" yelped Alice in surprise and revulsion. Once she was knocked down he started to do the unexpected and locked her arms together over her head using just one of his hands. Then he trapped one of her legs in between his and vice versa for Alice. Alois had actually won and he proved his dominance over her. He overshadowed her and all she could see was him looming over her deviously. His other hand covered her mouth. Alice began to sweat over the close proximity and flushed lightly a sunset pink over the sudden intimacy. This was NOT expected…not too much of a reaction than he thought but than that would boring to predict and get all the details correct wouldn't it? It would be cliché and that's something to avoid otherwise it'll be typical shoujo manga or crap OC fanfiction and that'll just ruin the whole story…

If Lucian found out than it'd be awkward but he DID appear at the right moment and misinterpreted the positions. His shocked expression was priceless, "Miss Alice…" he whispered huskily, an extremely bad vibe could be sensed…"Would you care to explain? Or is it too much to bring up the subject? Is he 'doing the inappropriate'? That doesn't match the proper rating Alois and Alice! You two should know better! "

Alois gave him a glare but let go of Alice who shortly sat up and silenced her butler by raising her palm in front of her.

"That figures! After all we're teens so that's out of the question!" answered Alice in agreement who punched Alois most painfully his in the ribs.

"So then that must mean it is all Alois's doing isn't it?" Lucian queried who was not amused. His arms were crossed and his crimson eyes were half-lidded from glaring menacingly at Alois, he was tall and looked around the age of eighteen who glared down at Alois on the couch sitting arrogantly with arms crossed as well. Alois must've recovered at an amazing rate after her tenacious hit. If Alice could oppose Alois than it'd be the same as Alois opposing a demon, it was all mutual understanding. Happy friends~

"I know that! As it I'd r-"Alois was stopped mid-sentence by Alice who leaned over and firmly held her hands over his mouth from saying further 'words'.

"Hahaha! IT WAS JUST ANOTHER FIGHT WASN'T IT? ALOIS AND I WERE FIGHTING~!" Alice nervously replied; it wasn't very convincing in fact what she said made the conversation even more awkward.

"Impure, tainted, dirty!" Interpreted Lucian, did he really have to turn everything even more badly than Alice did? Yes he did and he did it intentionally just to make them guiltier. "Miss Alice Nightrave, I trusted you to beat the shit of him if he tried 'anything' but I guess that's out of the question~" Lucian ignored Alois's presence AND existence altogether on purpose. His sarcastic smile turned into a twisted grin and his left eye twitched twice. If the situation was in an anime than Lucian would be maliciously looming over his victims and surrounded in a black swirling background of doom while cracking his fists. Alice hid completely by survival instincts behind Alois on the sofa while shivering uncontrollably and sweating all over and tightly shut her eyes. Alois wasn't budging an inch from being frozen in utter fear, his eyes widened from the demonic sight and his grip from crossing his arms desperately held onto Alice for dear life which he didn't want to waste. At perfect timing as always ALL the Trancy servants entered the room to report to their master that they had completed their duties for the night. From the triplets then Hannah to Claude, ALL the servants stared shocked once again from the disturbingly horrifying scene.

"So…which one should I 'punish' first?" asked Lucian politely dripping in lies yet actual truth.

"Eeeee! STAY AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" begged Alois scared the crap out of his soul. Alois's exceedingly demonic strength practically suffocated Alice into an impossible to escape 'hug'. She could die before having her soul taken OR die of suffocation. Not many humans could choose their deaths it was considered lucky in some ways…

"SOMEBODY SAVE ME!" screamed Alice in the ultimate distress. "I DON'T WANT TO DIE EITHER! I NEVER EVEN HAD MY FIRST KISS! Okay maybe that WAS a little TOO distressed but for a different reason…

So who was it that saved the two innocent screaming children? The servants of course but in the unexpected way justice-loving saviours would appear to the rescue.

"You shouldn't waste their lives Lucian, or else their souls will be taken by Shinigami." Indicated Claude in a plain monotone, "One of the souls is far MORE precious and rarer than the other so don't overlook the facts."

"We will not be responsible for the after mess…so clean up afterwards…please." stated Hannah in a murmuring, soft voice while looking away from the action of that could risk scaring her for life.

"…. (Whispering sounds)…" the triplets spoke quietly among themselves while wearing their blank and expressionless faces.

"Tch…" Lucian simply said as if agreeing with what all the servants had just said, they each had a GOOD point after all. ESPECIALLY THE TRIPLETS.

Five seconds later after Alois and Alice finally understood the situation the two stared at each other after a brief minute before breaking apart and yelling.

"Argh! Alois you flirting slut! I MIGHT AS WELL BURN MY CLOTHES THAT TOUCHED YOU!" shrieked Alice in a state of humiliation in hatred who immediately broke apart at least ten metres away from Alois who had the exact same reaction.

"FINE THEN! BURN YOUR CLOTHES TO ASHES WHILE I SINK MINE AT THE BOTTOM OF A LAKE!" roared Alois in a furious state if embarrassment.

"Well at least I know now that there won't be any more intimate activities occurring between the two of you!" supposed Lucian who switched vibes into glorified happiness (in other words: crap) that was disturbingly unsuited for a demon. "Miss Alice…" he then called in an ominously sweet and velvety voice drizzled with honey and sugar icing and ended up giving a bitter aftertaste that could cause someone to puke. Alice's instability reached its breaking point as she shivered from her spine to her hair that stood on end. Her violet-blue eye flicked nervously towards his direction only to see him smile like a proud guardian of his wonderful child that he had raised up until now…"Promise me you won't EVER DATE OR MARRY HIM, ALRIGHT ALICE?"

"…" (=_=) Alice could only stare at him blankly as if he told her that he was her GUARDIAN and that he wanted her to REMAIN SINGLE for the rest of her life. "What's the meaning of this random subject?" objected Alice in disbelief for reasons more than one while she sweat dropped. He was DEAD SERIOUS THAT IT WAS SCARY…

"Time for bed~!" sung Alois loudly as if to interrupt the 'subject' of their conversation. All the servants left immediately in a fast paced hurry with Alois tailing closely behind. Alois sweat dropped as well for RELATED but OPPOSITE reasons.

"Errr…same here! Haha…" For once Alice agreed with Alois besides food and hating each other.

But this was just the beginning of the amazingly amusing duo of opposites and and two rivals of passionate hatred and such~

Keep reading and you'll get HOOKED like DRUGS while I think of AMUSING situations that WILL include Ciel and Sebas-chan in THE NEAR FUTURE~ (n_0) Just another humble comment that's all!