Author's notes: thank you for all of the reviews. I'm glad that I get nice feedbacks so far. Actually, to be honest with you guys I don't like writing. Well, maybe I like writing essays in tests, coz' I get perfect scores in that part. Well, most of the time. Okay, so maybe I like making stories too. But it feels kind of weird to know that your story is on the internet. Hehe. Anyway, whatever, I shall continue with my story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Oh, if I did I'll make sasuke like Naruto so much. And I'll also make shikamaru like temari or ino, either of the two. And I'll make sure that neji and ten ten end up together. That is, if I owned Naruto. But too bad, I don't.
Chapter 4
"Um… Sasuke."
"What, dobe?!?"
"You're uncomfortable being with a naked version of me right? And worse, you hate being with a naked girl version of me right?"
"Of course I am!"
"Then how come you keep staring teme?!?"
"I am not staring." The Uchiha stated, although a small blush was creeping across his pale face. (Oops, correction. Handsome pale face).
"Yes you are! You've been staring at me ever since we got here? Wherever we are!"
"I was not staring, coz' Uchiha's don't stare."
"Whatever. Stop covering up for yourself, you've been caught Sasuke. But I don't care, coz' the only thing that matters to me now is getting back to my original form."
"Yah you should focus on that."
"It's getting late, we should go to sleep now, teme."
"Wait… you can't sleep yet."
"And why not?"
"Coz' it's cold, and you're naked. We should do something about that first. You might get sick, and I can't afford that to happen."
Wow, that's interesting. The bastard actually cares.
"And besides, you're in a woman's body. You should take care of yourself. Or rather, I should take care of you, since I'm the guy here. And everyone knows that guys should care for girls."
"Sasuke, if you haven't noticed, I'm still a guy. I'm still Naruto. The only difference is I'm currently in a woman's body. But aside from that, I'm still me, only with two large lumps on my chest."
"You didn't have to say that Naruto. But that's not the point. The thing is you're currently a woman, meaning you're more vulnerable than you already are. So stop reasoning out, coz' I obviously make more sense in this discussion of ours."
And I actually thought that he cared. He's pure evil.
"Naruto, stop batting your eyelashes. It's annoying."
"I was not doing what you said I was doing!"
"Shut up. We have no time for this crap. It's getting late, and I'm tired so please cooperate with me."
"What do you want me to do, anyway?"
"Just shut up."
And he indeed kept his mouth shut, and at the same time watched as Sasuke walked around in circles, as if trying to solve something.
"Sasuke what are you doing?"
"I got it!"
"Got what?!?"
And with that, Sasuke took off his blue shirt, leaving him topless. And wow, they currently look like Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. Naruto in his naked woman form, and Sasuke, being topless and all that (MAJOR HOTNESS!!!). This obviously made the whiskered girl blush.
"What the hell are you doing teme?!? Removing your top like that?!? If anyone saw us right now, they'll think we're about to…"
"About to what?!?" the Uchiha challenged.
"Oh stop playing dumb with me teme! You know what?!?"
"Oh, please dobe, no one's here. Have you forgotten that we're in the forbidden forest."
And with that, the blonde girl started moving away from the Uchiha, afraid of what he might do.
"Okay, what are you doing?"
"Duh, is it not obvious?!? Moving away from you and your perverted mind."
"What the hell dobe?!? I took of my shirt so you'll have something to wear since it's cold. You might get sick if you sleep naked, so I thought that maybe I could lend you my shirt for the meantime."
"Oh."
"Why? What did you think I was going to do?"
"Um… nothing."
And with that the Uchiha started rolling around laughing, while banging his fists on the ground (AN gosh I made Sasuke so out of character, hell, so what? It was fun writing that part).
"What's wrong with you teme?!?"
"You-you (continuous laughter) th-thought (laughs again) I (laughs harder) was… going to touch you?
"No, that was not what I was thinking!" Naruto said defiantly.
"Naruto… hahahahahahahahaha… you thought I was going to have… hahahahahaha… sex with you?!?" Said a laughing, rolling, and banging the fists on the ground, Sasuke.
"Whatever, teme! That was not what I was thinking!!! And besides you're the one who said that, not me!"
"Dobe… hahahaha… you're even worse than the army of my screaming fan girls!!!"
"What the hell Sasuke, will you please stop laughing! You are so out of character! As far as I am concerned, Uchiha Sasuke does not laugh when a person, most especially, Naruto, is there watching him."
And with that Sasuke got up from the ground, brushed the dirt of his beautiful topless body, and returned to his cold emotionless self.
"Much better, teme, much better."
"What happened… is only between you and me." Said a panting Uchiha (he obviously ran out of breath from laughing that hard).
"Yah, once we get back I'll tell the people of Konoha, that I witnessed the famous Uchiha Sasuke, rolling on the dirt!"
"Do that dobe, and you'll wish you were never born." Said a glaring Sasuke, activating his sharingan for more special effects.
Waaaaaah! I hate it when he does that red eyes thing of his! It's scary! He looks like a monster! What the hell?!? It seems like I'm afraid of him?!? Is this the side effects of being woman?!? (AN I am not underestimating girls okay? Coz' hell I'm also a girl).
"You're shivering so hard Naruto." Said Sasuke deactivating his sharingan.
"Are you that cold? Here, get this." Said Sasuke as he threw his shirt at Naruto.
"Thanks."
"And Naruto…"
"Yeah?"
"If you're afraid of my sharingan, just tell me, so I won't do it."
Wow, that's just so sweet of him. What the hell?!? Did I just think that? Yah I guess I did. Maybe Sasuke isn't that bad after all.
"Since you're body has gotten slimmer due to the sexy no jutsu technique of yours, that shirt will be big enough for your body. Well not enough for your lower body, but at least you still have cover for that thing of yours."
"What thing?"
"Your lower thing. Don't make me say it dobe. Coz' you won't like it."
"Heh, just kidding, teme!"
"Hn."
"So, let's go to sleep now?"
"Yah."
"Um… Sasuke."
"What?"
"Where do we sleep?"
"Don't worry, I'll make another tent for us. Just stay here while I get the materials needed."
"I want to help you."
"No need. I'll do it myself. Promise I'll be quick."
"Gah! Fine!"
After 1 minute, Sasuke got back from getting all the things he needed to make a new tent since they can't possibly go back to where their old tent was. He started making it, making sure that the tent had enough space for the two of them, unlike their old one, where they had to cuddle each other to fit. While he was making the tent, Naruto was just staring at him since Sasuke forbade him to help (and I don't know why). After 10 minutes, he was done.
"Finished."
"Okay, so I guess we could go to sleep now."
"Yes, dobe, we can."
"Hey Sasuke…"
"What?"
"If I were a girl, would you have been nicer to me? I mean a real girl…"
"What's with the question, dobe?"
"Nothing, just curious."
"Well, if you were a real girl, I would still treat you the way I treat you as a boy."
"Why?!?"
"Coz' you'll probably be one of my annoying screaming fan girls."
Arrogant bastard.
"And you know how I treat my fan girls, right?"
"Gah! Whatever!"
"Enough with this nonsense of yours please, and let's go to sleep."
"Okay." Said Naruto, who felt really tired from all the events that happened that day to even complain about Sasuke's feeling leader crap.
So they went inside the tent, Sasuke staying on the left side of the tent, while Naruto stayed on the other side. Once Sasuke lay down, he immediately fell asleep. While Naruto on the other hand was having a hard time falling asleep even though he/she was very tired. He can't sleep because of the scary noises outside, and also because of the noisy whistling of the wind.
What if there are beasts lurking around outside? And then eat me up once I close my eyes! Waaaaaaah, I don't want to die yet! What the hell?!? Am I afraid of the weird noises outside? Why?!? I don't get easily scared… how come I feel like I need to be protected? To be comforted? To be with someone? Oh man, I think this is another side effect of being a girl!
Damn, I can't wait to go back to Konoha so that Tsunade will be able to fix this. It's weird to be a girl and be with a guy in one room, especially with that Sasuke. Okay I can't sleep, I'm scared. Need comfort right now! Okay, so what can be my source of comfort? Oh no, not the Uchiha! Damn, he's the only one available. Would he mind if I slept beside him? Nah! I'll be very quiet he won't notice that I'll be sleeping beside him.
So Naruto crept beside Sasuke and lay down beside him.
Woohoo! He's warm. Me, like that. How can he be so warm, when he's been topless for how many minutes already? Oh shoot I just remembered he's topless! Gosh! I'm beside a topless Uchiha! So hot! Wait, did I just think that? Waaaaaah, no! I don't want to become one of his damn fan girls! No, I don't have to! Just have to control this damn feeling! But I can't! waaaaah! Would he mind if I cuddled him? What the hell, am I thinking?!? Yah, I guess he won't mind. I mean, he wouldn't know. Haha. Must stop this. Hell, who cares? It's only for this night. Or maybe a few more other nights. Gah! Whatever!
And the battle in his brain goes on and on, and then stops. He/she finally realized that he needs comfort and the only available comfort is the Uchiha. So he/she doesn't have much choice. So he/she started to wrap his/her arms around the Uchiha's topless torso (ehem). He/she was careful in doing that since he didn't want his bastard of a teammate to wake up and realize what he's doing (AN okay I got tired of writing he/she, so please bear with me, my hands are getting damn tired of typing).
So there they were sleeping like a very cute couple. The position was kind of bizarre for Naruto, but he didn't care, coz' he just found out that the Uchiha was an excellent source of comfort and warmth. He wrapped his arms around the Uchiha tightly, but maybe too tight, coz' the Uchiha boy woke up from his good nap.
"What the hell are you doing, dobe?!?"
Naruto gulps.
"Uhm, I got scared because of the noises outside, and I couldn't sleep, so I decided to stay beside you because I desperately needed comfort. And you were the only available one. Please understand, it's one of the side effects of being a girl. Don't hate me, or push me away, please."
Said Naruto, who was afraid of what the Uchiha might say or do.
"Don't worry, I won't hate you or push you away. It's now my duty to protect you and keep you safe. Don't worry, as long as you're with me you'll be alright." Sasuke said, in a rather soft tone.
"You mean it, teme?!?"
"Yes, I mean it, dobe." Said Sasuke as he pulled Naruto into a tight hug.
"Thanks. How come you're being so nice all of a sudden?"
"Don't ask. Let's just go back to sleep, dobe."
"Okay. Uhm… Sasuke?"
"Yah?"
"Can I still cuddle you while sleeping? I need warmth… and for some weird reason, you're warm."
"Hn."
"Is that a hn-yes?"
"Hn."
"Whatever, I'll just cuddle you whether that was a hn-yes or a hn-no."
So they lay down once again. Naruto was in Sasuke's arms, getting all the warmth he needed and the feeling of protection at the same time. And to his surprise, the Uchiha didn't push him away (even if he was in a woman's body). Sasuke just closed his eyes and smirked.
So it was a hn-yes after all.
End of chapter 4
Author's notes:
Haha! I had fun writing this chapter! I hope you had fun reading it too!!! But, golly, my damn hands hurt from all that typing!!! Anyways, I shall think of what to do next in the next chappie. Please review!!! Please! Please! Please review! Okie?!? Okay buh-bye for now, I have to rest because my hands ache. Thanks! Adios amigos!!! And belated feliz navidad! Te amo!