Well hello there... Oh you're reading this? Do you like it? Huh? Well, tell me that.

I'm back after a rough patch of just the worse shit ever. A whole bunch of it. Just horrid.

But I toughed through and I'm back as TDQOR.

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A bachelor of Kingdom, Prince Richard, is in search of a lovely wife. He can not rule the kingdom on his own. So him and his three friends will do what it takes to find that perfect lady. On 'The Lonely Prince!'
{Cut to the front of an apartment door}
Sammy smiles at the camera.
"Well, today is an amazing day! I'm outside of Antonia's apartment, and I'm with her amazing news."
She knocks on the door.
Sammy smiles at the camera.
"We'll wait.."
Finally the door opens. A short, spiky haired girl stood there in pajamas.
"Hi, Antonia!" Sammy exclaims.
Antonia looks around, then at the camera.
"What is this?"
Sammy grins. "Well, you've been chosen as a... Um, contestant for the Prince's wife... Seat? Whatever. Girl, the prince likes ya!"
Antonia smiles. "Yes! Hell bloody yeah!"
Sammy nods, putting an arm around her shoulder.
"How do you feel?"
The mic was held to Antonia's face.
"F***ing awesome! This is ah-mazimg!"
Her phone began buzzing.
Antonia frowns and looks at her sweats' pocket.
Sammy follows her gaze, raising an eyebrow.
Antonia looks at the camera and grins.
"I feel so cool! The prince likes me!"
Sammy points to her pocket. "Gonna get that?"
"Get what?" Antonia asks, smiling falsely.
Sammy shrugs. "Okay... Well tomorrow you'll be taken to the palace to live! So pack up!"
Antonia grins widely. "Yes! Out of me apartment!"
"Me?" Sammy mouths to the camera.
Antonia's phone rings again.
She clears her throat.
"I didn't even think I would've been chosen by this awesome prince!"
Sammy rolls her eyes. "Okay well... I'll let you let that sink in." She looks at the camera.
"Onto Autumn, who is with Kori! I'll be on my way to Tara's!"
{Cut to Autumn in front of a house}
She smiles at the camera.
"Well, thanks Sammy! We are at Kori's house and are ready for her response."
The door opens and a girl with black hair looks around.
"Um? Is there a problem?" She asks in the most stuck up voice.
Autumn raises an eyebrow. "Koriand'r?"
She flips her hair. "No, Komand'r. Hold on a sec." She looks into the house. "Kori, little sister! Some girl is here with cameras and is looking for you!"
She looks at the camera.
"So what did she do? Kill someone?"
Autumn shakes her head. "She's a maiden. The prince likes her."
Komand'r frowns. "Like, eww. She's totally weird."
Kori runs out with a bottle of mustard.
"Yes?" She strikes a pose. "Ooh, cameras!"
Her sister rolls her eyes and shoves her out.
She waves to the camera and slams the door.
Kori jumps, dropping her pose.
"Do I have a photo shoot?"
Autumn shrugs. "Probably... But right now I'm telling you that you won a place as the Prince Richard's maiden!"
Kori smiles and jumps.
"GLORIOUS!" She shoves the mustard to Autumn.
"I don't want any." The ginger girl says nicely.
Koriand'r stops. "Excuse me? Take some, it is delicious."
"I.. Don't want any."
Kori frowns. "Take some mustard!"
"NO!" Autumn shouts, quickly smiling at the camera.
Koriand'r scowls at her. "WHY NOT?!"
Autumn's face is reddish. "BIT-"
[Cut for technical difficulties]
{Cut to Sammy}
Sammy is running down a road.
"I'm close to Tara! I thought Autumn's interview *heaves* would take longer!"
She continues running, holding her gown.
Finally she's stops at a hut.
"Taaaaara!"
A blonde girl peaks through.
"W-what's go... What's this?"
Sammy grins. "Well... You're a maiden! The prince chose you to compete, Princess Tara.
She looks around, shocked.
"Um... I-uh- I'm not princess Tara."
Sammy looks at the camera and sucks her teeth, taking a picture from the camera man.
She holds it to her Tara.
"Yup, that's you."
Tara gasps. "How did you find me."
Sammy smirks. "We have ways..."
Tara tears up. "I'll... Go pack my things."
Sammy shrugs and smiles at the camera.
"To Autumn!
{Cut to Autumn}
Autumn is standing at an apartment door.
She looks at the camera, huffing.
"O... Okay, this is Sarah's home. She should be coming in like..."
"Did I win something?!" The cute blond asks, running to her door.
Autumn smiles. "You won a chance to get with Prince Richard!"
Sarah's smile drops a bit.
"Oh... Awesome. But the Idiot Threesome are there."
Autumn nods. "Yeah but... Yeah."
Sarah sighs. "I'm still happy! This is a great opportunity."
She hugs Autumn.
"Thanks!"
Autumn frowns at the camera.
"Back to Sammy."

{Cuts to Sammy in front of a weird house)

"Omigosh." She mumbles, knocking on the large door.

Out comes A pink-haired girl holding a tub of gel.

"What?!" She looks around. She then stares at camera. "Cameras?"

Sammy fidgets. "You're a maiden for the prince, Jinx! Um, yeah."

Jinx raises an eyebrow. "Yay?" She pushes hair out her face. "Well, I gotta go do my hair."

Her pink hair sways behind her as she closes the door.

"Um, pack your stuff!"

Sammy hurries away from the door. "Freaky looking girl."

She looks at the camera with wide brown eyes. "Oh. Uhhh... Cut to Autumn!"

{Cut to Autumn in front of a nice house}

She knocks on the door.

A large, dark-skinned man with salt and pepper dreads opens the door.

"Yes?" He asks, looking at the camera. "Can I help you people?"

Autumn smiles. "Does Karen Beecher live here?"

The man nods. "My baby? Of course. She's in her room. What do you want with her?"

"She was picked by the prince himself to be a maiden, Mr. Beecher."

He raises an eyebrow. "Huh?" The man turns to look inside. "Cynthia!"

A short, coily-haired woman with green eyes walks to his side.

"What, Darius?" She looks at the cameras. "What's going on?"

Autumn blinks. "Karen is a maiden. Prince Richard might marry her."

Cynthia grins. "My baby? KAREN! GUUUUURL, GOOD NEWS!"

"What mom?!" Karen calls, running over.

She looks at the camera with huge olive eyes.

"The f*** is going on?"

Autumn rolls her eyes. "The prince chose you to be his maiden."

Karen screams, jumping around.

"OMG!" She hugs Autumn.

Her mothers grins at the cameras and pulls her husband inside.

Karen stops screaming and puts her hands on her hips, smirking.

"Of course he did. I'm f***ing sexy."

Autumn raises an eyebrow at the camera.

"How could possibly resist a sex goddess like me?" Karen questions cockily. She looks behind her.

"Now leave. I have to go shopping."

She gives Autumn a cocky kiss on the cheek, blows a kiss at the camera and opens the door.

Girlish screaming begins.

The ginger shakes her head. "Wow. To Sammy..."

{Cut to Sammy in front of an apartment}

"Well, we're in front of Kole's with the good news." Sammy says. She knocks the door.

A huge caveman opens the door and grunts.

"G'na-"

He looks at the camera.

"GRRRRRR!" He starts swatting.

Sammy screams and drops her mic.

A girl with pink hair runs out.

"G'NARK! CALM DOOOOW-

The camera is hit.

[Technical difficulties]

{Black screen}

*Everything on this episode has been edited to reduce time*
Stay tuned for the next episode of The Lonely Prince: Welcome to The Castle.