Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers
A/N: I have no idea what the names of the A-Squad rangers other than Charlie. Hell, I don't even know if they have names. So, I just made them up. Rick is green, Chris is yellow, Laura is pink, and Bruno is blue. And the boyband breakdown Diddy does later on is really just something I came up with from watching WAY to much N Sync videos with my cousin. Anyway, let's begin.
When we last left off, Jack, Hunter, Ryan, Eric, and Diddy were roling some dice, Xander and Ransik struck a deal to get Xander out of jail, and Charlie had just joined up with the Chick Force. We'll start this chapter by seeing how Hunter and Jack's plan to take all of Diddy's money is going.
All of the men are still in the corner with the exception of Ryan and Eric. But now, Diddy has a large pile of money, jewelery, and clothing that belonged to Jack and Hunter. The only thing the four of them had left were there boxers and socks.
"I told you this was a bad idea!" Hunter hissed at Jack
"No you didn't!" Jack snapped back.
"That's not important now. What matters now is that we need to win our money back." Hunter said.
"Ok, I'm done." Diddy said as he stood up and gathered his winnings.
Jack and Hunter sat there with their mouths wide open.
"Well, there goes out clothes and money." Hunter said
"This is all your fault!" Jack said to Cole. Confused and hurt, Cole ran in a corner and started crying.
"All right. I'm going to start grooming you guys for the band in a little while. Let McWando know when your ready and he'll escort you to my film room." Diddy said
"Man, I really need some pants." Hunter said sadly.
Location: B.A.S.S.
All of the rangers are gathered in the living room area of the ship where Charlie is about to tell her story.
"Gather round cause I don't feel like talking loud and I'm going to repeat myself." Charlie said. The crew all scooted closer to her so they could here.
"Okay, for some random reason, Doggie decided to throw a party at SPD headquarters. Doggie and just about everyone else were drunk off there asses. THe only sober people were the people that were in containment. So that Sam kid wanders down into the containment wing and walks up to our cell. He started asking us all of kind of stupid questions and what not. After about two hours we decided to see if he would free us. Since he's like and 9 and happened to be drunk at the time, we easily convinced him to release us. So me and the rest of A Squad sneak our way down to where the party is going on."
"Get to the exciting part." Karone whined.
Charlie grabbed a nearby coffee mug and hurled it at Karone, much to the amusemnet of the others. "Don't interrupt me again. Anyways, we figured that with everybody being drunk, we could escape from the base completely. But we needed a distraction. That's when Rick came up with his best idea ever."
Location: SPD Headquarters(flashback. But since it's the future would it be a flashfoward? Never mind.)
Everyone in the base are yelling and stumbling about. Doggie and Sgt. Silverback are standing near the punch bowl, holding a conversation.
"So which Simpson is hotter, Ashlee or Jessica?" Doggie slurred
"Um, I think Lisa was hotter than both of em." Silverback said
"Yeah, Lisa was a babe."
As Doggie and Silverback held their conversation, Rick was busy explaining his plan to the ofter A-Squaders.
"Okay, here's the plan. Chris, can you still sound like Doggie?" Chris nodded. "Good, now I'll go over there and throw my voice to make it sound like Silverback is talking. I need you to do the same for Doggie. Just say stuff that would provoke them into a fight. Now let's go."
"Wait a damn minute, what about us?" Charlie asked.
"Just start chanting "fight" over and over. That'll get em going. Come on Chris!"
Rick and Chris crawled under the where Doggie and Silverback are "talking". Rick said something about Doggie being gay and Chris added something about Silverback having an STD. It was on from there. Both started yelling at each other and moved to the center of the room. Moments later, both were shirtless and beating each other brutally with there elbows. During all the excitement, the A-Squad managed to escape.
Location: B.A.S.S.
"So we got us a time machine and headed back to this time. Not exactlly sure how, but I ended up on this planent alone. So I figured you guys could help me get back home." Charlie said
"Well, since you are a ranger, I guess you can come with us. What do you think Taylor?" Jen said.
"Quite frankly, I don't give a damn. I just wanna hurry up and take off." Taylor said from the cockpit of the ship.
"Looks like your in." Jen said. "Hey Karone, when are those jackets gonna be done.?"
"Um, maybe another three hours or so. But I'll start working on them in the morning because I'm kinda tired." Karone said
Just like Charlie before her, Jen hurled a mug at Karone. Sadly, Karone didn't duck this time and the mug connected with her head. "I don't care how tired you are! I want those jackets done!" she screamed.
"If you want them so bad, do it your damn selves." Karone said. Everyone was silent for a moment before laughing insanely at Karone. "Screw all of you!" Karone yelled as she ran into her room crying.
Location: Diddy's Fortress
The entire Man Force were in a giant movie theater-like room with Diddy.
"Okay listen up. With the help of this slideshow I'm going to break down whats going to be required for this here boyband. Now we're going to go by the formula patented by boyband legends like N Sync, the Backstreet Boys, and New Kids on the Block. Now first..." Diddy stopped as the door opened and McWando entered.
McWando opened his mouth and let out a sound similar to that of a sheep. To everyone's shock, Diddy understood his koala butler.
"Send him in then." Diddy said. McWando left the room and returned with Cam'ron. "So tell me Cam, did you manage to take care of those rangers?"
"No." Cam'ron said.
"Well did you at least slow them down?"
"Not really. But I did get this coat!" Cam'ron said with a smile.
Diddy shoke his head and dismissed Cam'ron with a wave of his hand. "McWando, where are they now?" Diddy asked. McWando answered him. "What? They're already nearing Malltopia! I need to hurry up and send someone to stop them." Diddy said.
He then whispered something into McWando's ear. The bear nodded and left the room.
"Now where was I? Aw yes!" Diddiy said "Most boybands have 5 members, all of which that fit a certain mold. There's the leader, who's normally the one all the 13 year old girls come to see and does about 60 percent of the solo singing. He's the best singer, dancer, and best looking. Or at least what the fans are suppose to think. Then we have the number two. He's just a dumbed down version of the leader. He does the 40 percent of solo singing that the leader doesn't. We then have the "badass". He's the one that trys his hardest to seem tough, even though he probally still has his mom read him betime stories. But if you ask his 13 year old fan girls, he can kick anyone's ass. Next is the rugged guy. He lacks the traditional boyband look and often times looks about 5 to 7 years older than everyone else. And lastly we have the nobody of the group. He is often the last to be mentioned and doesn't have anything unique about him. Sometimes people will even forget his name. But oddly enough, he tends to garner alot of fans." Diddy said
"So who's going to be who in this band?" Adam said in a very worried way. He had a sneaky feeling that he was going to the nobody of the group
"I've yet to decide. But I can assure you that you won't be in it. I want to get that teenage demographic." Diddy said. Adam sighed a sigh of relief.
'That's too bad. Hey guys, remember when we had our band?" Rocky asked. Billy, Tommy, Adam, and Jason all nodded.
"You guys had a band?" Conner asked.
"Yeah. During our Zeo days we had a hair metal band. Zack was our manager I still have a picture." Tommy said as he pulled out the picture. It show Tommy, Jason, Billy, Adam, and Rocky with really long hair, makeup, spandex, and everything else required for a hair band. From the instruments they were holding you could tell that Rocky was the drummer, Jason and Adam were guitarists, Billy played the bass, and Tommy was the frontman. It also showed Zack in a black suit next to the band.
"Too bad it never worked out." Zack said.
"Wait, weren't you rangers in like the 90s?" Trent asked. They nodded. "And didn't hair metal die in like '91?"
"Maybe thats why we never sold a single copy of that CD." Jason said thoughtfully.
Location: B.A.S.S.
All of the girls(with the exception of Karone) were sitting in the living room area watching Carmen San Diego and singing the theme song very loudly.
"Dude, I miss this show!" Kapri said
"You can say that again. I remember one time I had a test on the seven continents, so I watch this whole night before and aced the test!" Kelsey said
They were so compelled in talking that they didn't notice the half drunk, half spoiled, half skanky, hotel heiress standing behind them. Out of everyone, it was Shayla that noticed the women first. She stared for a long time, wondering if the she would move. Apparently the woman had the same thing in mind since she was staring at Shayla. Finally, Shayla broke the silence.
"Um, can I help you?" Shayla asked.
"Yeah, where are the Power Rangers?" she asked. At hearing this, everyone turned and looked at the girl like she had just sprouted 3 heads. Then it must've hit her "Oh! Are you guys the Power Rangers?" everyone nodded very slowly.
"Are you like, lost or somethine?" Kim asked.
"No. My boss asked to me to come take care of you guys." the girl said.
"And do you have name?" Hayley asked like she was speaking to a little child.
"Paris."
"Paris Hilton right?" Syd asked. Paris nodded.
"How exactly did you know that?" Trini asked
"We spoiled rich kids stick together." Syd said. Her and Pairs then flashed a crazy looking gang sign.
"Anyways, let's hurry up and get this done with. Wishbone is coming on soon." Katie said.
"Ok." Paris said.
"Well aren't you going to morph like the others?" Dana asked.
"I'm not a ranger, but I can still defeat you!"
"Well see about that." Cassie said as she and the others morphed. They then charged at her.
30 minutes later.
Luckily, Paris only had one attack. Sadly, that attack was singing classic love songs in the worst way possible. Her current track is "If Everyone Cared" by Nickelback.
"I can't take this anymore!" Tanya yelled in frustation. She and the other rangers were now huddled behind a couch.
"I think my ears are bleeding!" Kira said.
"We're going to have to surrender." Z said.
"You right." Jen said sadly. She then grabbed Alyssa and started waving her like a flag. Paris stopped singing.
"We're willing to talk this out." Taylor yelled.
"Okay" Paris answered.
"Is there something we can bribe you with?" Taylor asked.
"Um, can I have this cape?" Paris said pointing to a large pink cape with golden trim.
"Hell no! I just bought it!" Vida said
Everyone was quiet for a moment before Aisha spoke up. "All you want is the cape?"
"Yep"
Everyone walked over to the cape and took it off the the couch it was laying on.
"No! Not the cape! I was going to add it to my suit!" Vida begged.
"Sorry kid, it's gotta go." Dana said.
"Maddie, please stop them! See? I even found a blue one for you." Vida said holding out a blue cape like hers. Vida, realizing that her sister probally wasn't going to side with her, then put on her puppy dog eyes. Before Madison could say something, the door that lead to the bedrooms flew of the hinges. And standing in the doorway was none other than Karone
But Karone was not her normal self. No no, she was once again dressed in her old Astronema getup. The only difference was now that her outfit is now decorated with splashes of pink and her hair style for the the day was a rainbow colored afro.
"My God, where did you get that awful do?" Paris said refering to Karone's hair. Karone pulled her Wrath Staff and shot a beam of pink energy at Paris causing her to fly out of a nearby B.A.W.
"My cape!" Vida said as she grabbed her new cape. " I would never let them take you away."
"Good to see you Karone. What's the progress on those jackets?" Jen asked.
"It you want your jackets so bad, make them yourselves!" Karone said. "I'm no one's servant."
"Well look you decided to get some heart." Charlie said. Karone responded by zapping her with an electric beam from her staff. This, of course, shocked everyone.
"No that I have your attention, I want to make something clear. I WILL get my respect! I am still one of the most evil, sinister, and downright mean people in history. Now you can either start showing me a little respect, or you can end up like those two. Am I understood?" everyone was silent. "I SAID AM I UNDERSTOOD?" Karone repeated as she shott a pink beam into the ceiling. Everyone feel to the floor and started nodding. Karone smiled sweetly before leaving.
"Well that was unexpected." Trini said as she and the others stood up.
"This is all your fault!" Katherine said to Maya. She, much like Cole, ran into a corner and began crying.
A/N: End of this chapter. Next chapter, Diddy decides on band members, Xander meets "The Guards", and the girls arrive at Malltopia.