Me: Hello again you all...please don't kill me.
Nina: What she means to say is 'I am sorry that I didn't update for some time and wish to be forgiven.'
Me: What she said. But as a heads up, final exams are coming up so don't expect too much.
Alice: But what were you doing instead of writing this?
Me: *Sarcastically* I dunno, writing fan fics that I'm never going to upload.
Nina: Yes, anyway, ignoring those two...Al doesn't own HNKNA or any of the characters she only owns me, Nate, Aaron, Remie, and Raven.
Chapter 4
Alice made her way to school alone…which was odd. Nate did write a note that they had to get there early but…it was still too quiet. She almost missed Aaron's sarcastic remarks. Almost. She made it to the school entrance when all of a sudden, there was the sound of people rushing and then…the students all lined up.
"It wasn't just a bad dream!" Alice cried mentally.
"GOOD MORNING SCHOOL GANG LEADER!" They roared with all their might, bowing.
"Hey, what's with all the ruckus?" Nate yawned, walking with Aaron, Nightmare, and Gray.
She looked at Nate, nearly crying, "Ah…ah…come and save me! Why are they calling me school gang leader?!"
"What are you talking about? The school gang leader is the school gang leader!" Nightmare smiled.
"School gang leader, please work hard." Gray nodded, "You must have an imposing attitude."
"I don't want to be the school gang leader! Aaron! I give it this title to you!" Alice sniffled.
"What the hell are you saying school gang leader? You were the one who defeated Kita. Anyway, I don't beat on girls." Aaron snorted.
"Why are you also calling me school gang leader?!" Alice yelled.
"You don't want to be the school gang leader?" Nate asked in surprise.
"No! I don't want it!" She wailed.
"It is too late to say that now…" Started Nightmare.
"But even if you're not willing, you can't do anything about it! The rule is the rule! You can't break the rule." Gray said seriously.
Nate slung an arm around Alice's waist as the others stepped closer to her, closing off any chance of escape.
Aaron rubbed the back of his head, "I don't know what you're so worried about. It's a title that won't harm you much."
But both twins kissed her hands, "We'll both protect you school gang leader. So don't worry."
Alice blushed when they all stepped away and turned to go to class.
"I-I still don't want to be school gang leader!" She shouted.
They walked to class when several of her new followers followed them.
"School gang leader! Let me carry your bag!"
"N-No need." Alice sweat dropped, speed walking away.
"School gang leader! I put your shoes in my shirt to keep them warm!"
"School gang leader! Let me carry you to your classroom!"
"U-uh, um no thanks." Alice said before running away.
"AH! She escaped!"
Alice threw open the door and scrambled in, panting from all that running. She heard several chairs being pushed and then her classmates all stood up and it rained confetti.
"SCHOOL GANG LEADER MADE IT TO THE CLASSROM!" They yelled in joy.
Nate and Boris held up a book and grinned.
"Let us express our joy at seeing school gang leader by singing a song!" Boris smiled.
"With great enthusiasm everyone!" Nate laughed.
"Nate…not you too." Alice sniffled.
Suddenly she faced the back of Aaron's uniform as he swung his bag and hit Nate and Boris.
"Didn't I tell you both that you shouldn't idolize female school gang leader this much?!" He yelled, glaring at them, "You guys are so hopeless it's not even funny!"
He was so busy scolding the class that he didn't notice a certain white hair bunny to clamp a hand over Alice's mouth and kidnap her.
"Mmmmphf!" She snorted indignantly, kicking and struggling to free herself.
"Shush school gang leader, Nina wanted you to meet the rest of us so I will not dilly dally with her request." Peter sighed, dragging her away.
Aaron yelled, "Do you know that this is why she is always tired?! Now! It's almost time for study hall! Get your pitiful asses to your seats and the fucking first lesson is on chemistry! Now study!"
"Um, Aaron." Boris coughed.
"What the hell is it now?" Aaron glowered.
"Alice got kidnapped by Peter." Nate stated bluntly.
"Fucking…I hope you choke on the d." Aaron glared before going out to find her.
"…But we're straight." Boris said confused.
Alice kept moving to Peter's displeasure. He tightened his hold and jogged.
"Honestly, you're heavy, annoying, and not cute at all! Just what does Nina see in you?" Peter muttered.
"WELL SORRY FOR NOT BEING A LITTLE GIRL YOU PEDOPHILE!" Alice hollered in his long rabbit ears.
"Hmph, you're also rude." Peter grumbled, opening a door and depositing her on the floor not so gently.
"Ouch!" She winced, and looked around.
The people looked extremely cold and she shivered until she saw Gray and Nightmare who smiled at her. Looking at the corner she saw White chuckling as the identical boy next to him eyed her up and down.
She looked at him deadpanned, "I'm not on the market dude."
White chuckled as the other boy scowled, "How nice to see you again miss. This is my twin Black. I'm sorry if he came off as rude."
Alice got up and dusted herself off, "How nice to see you again White."
Aaron kicked open each and every door to save Alice, interrupting all the classes. He jogged to the chemistry room when it hit him. Peter would have taken Alice to that god damn classroom. To the fucking Wonderland people. His eye twitched as he remembered that Nina was also with them. They were not doubt poisoning her mind!
"WHEN I GET THERE, I WILL KILL THEM ALL!" He glowered, sprinting down the main hall, and then paused, "Except Nina. My little sister is too cute to kill."
"I think that everyone here either has a loli-complex or sister-complex in Aaron and Nate's case. Or that Nina, Remie, and Raven are too adorable." Alice said, turning to Pierce.
"I-I think t-that e-everyone has a loli-complex chu." Pierce stammered, wringing his hands as Boris stared at him.
"Hmmm…" Alice hummed thoughtfully, "True. That makes more sense."
She had introduced to everyone and shook hands with them all. Some of their faces already annoyed her, Peter, Sidney, Blood, and Black. Mostly Blood and Black, she would have loved to rip their faces off and sew them onto dolls. She snorted at the thought, oh, how she would have loved to say that and see their reactions.
"A-Alice? Y-Your face is s-scary chu." Pierce shuddered, sensing at her detached and murderous aura.
"Oh really?" Alice asked, "Is it still scary?"
"N-N-No chu." He stammered, scooting back into the seat to get further away from the annoyed gang leader.
Alice glared at the floor, what was taking the twins so long to get her? She totally hated being in this room, full of people who didn't bat an eyelash on missing school. Were they stupid? They must be! An education would help you in life even if you're rich! Nightmare gasped, and started to cry his eyes out.
She stared at him and thought, "What a wimp…"
He sobbed harder, "I am not a wimp!"
She rolled her eyes, still talking in her head, "What type of guy cries after being called a wimp? Not a man."
Nightmare ran out with Gray chasing after him concerned.
"Can I leave now?" Alice asked, already walking out the door.
It slammed shut in her face and she glanced back to see Blood, who was beginning to cage her in with the door on her back. His hat covered part of his face and nearly hit hers.
Alice looked at him blankly, "I am unamused with thy antics."
Blood smirked and the others watched curiously, "Hm? Shall I amuse you with this?"
He leaned closer to her and she moved her head back, causing him to chuckle. Then she realized what he wanted from her… A kiss. Oh. Hell. No.
Her eyes narrowed dangerously, "I'm not in the mood for this."
"You will be soon." He murmured before getting closer.
Vivaldi and Crysta shook their heads as the others grinned and watched to see when she would succumb. But Alice didn't and instead…she kicked him in the family jewels. And promptly opened the door and walked out as Blood fell to the floor in pain. Vivaldi dropped her tea cup and Crysta glanced at her wide eyed. The others winced in sympathy and Elliot hurried to the 'wounded' man's side. Alice huffed and stomped back to the class.
Opening the door to Wonderland, Aaron was greeted by the sight of Blood on the floor with tears in his eyes as the queens laughed their hearts out.
He stopped, "What the hell is this beautiful scene I am witnessing?"
Boris laughed, "Blood got rejected by Alice and she went hardcore."
"She finally got a fucking backbone." Aaron commented, taking out his phone and taking a picture, "Gotta give the school gang leader props."
Nina sat on the swing at the kindergarten's playground. Remie and Raven were busying making a castle besides the swing set and she looked at her feet. It was boring without seeing Alice-nee. But Nate did apologize and made her a love filled bento…that was full of hearts.
Nina stared at sky now, sighing, "I wish something fun will happen…"
Raven didn't look up and just responded, "Who knows…maybe something did happen."
Remie nodded, "White-nii called me so I know what happened."
"What?" They asked the brown haired boy curiously.
"Blood-nii got kicked in the pee-pee." Remie snickered.
Nina giggled and Raven just shook his head.
"Alice-nee did it to him too." Remie added.
Nina laughed harder, "Alice-nee is the best!"
Raven just looked deadpanned at the sky, "Really? And now Nina's gonna get influenced by this."
The teacher from another classroom looked at them in concern, "Are they okay?"
Their teacher turned to that one with a 'Are you serious' face, "They're jacked up. What the hell are you thinking? Of course they're not okay."
Remie, Raven, and the other teacher looked at each other, "How is she a teacher?"
"I dunno but I'm going to tell my onii-chans about what she said." Nina smiled sweetly.
"…Then she's screwed." Raven said, shaking his head.
Remie nodded, "Yep, Nate might kill her."
"But Alice-nee might stop him." Nina interjected, "but Aaron-nii might take advantage of Nate-nii getting stopped and kill sensei."
"So she's still gonna die." Raven shrugged.
"I hope Alice-nee becomes our teacher." Remie sighed.
The teachers twitched, evidently, they didn't mind their sensei being killed and replaced. And preferably by the little girl's elder brothers.
"Oh Alice, you're back." Nate smiled, waving to her from his desk.
She plopped down in her seat, feeling tired, "I never want to see their faces ever again."
The door slammed open just as Nate was going to ask her what happened and Aaron was swearing as he saw her. He slammed a hand on her desk, causing her to snap to attention.
"You fucking…I can't even begin to tell how you fail at so many things but the one thing you did right today…," Aaron grinned evilly, "You kicked that son of a bitch in the fucking balls."
The class quieted and listened in carefully.
"Kicked who?" Nate asked.
"Bloody-chan." Aaron snickered.
"Mother of god…" Nate looked at Alice in awe.
"Yea believe it, and I wouldn't mind doing it again. I hate them all." Alice snorted.
Nate's mouth was shaped like an o, "You…you actually hate those guys? I mean, I understand Black, Blood, Peter, Ace, and a little bit of Sidney but the rest are actually okay."
"No…They are so not. They only watched as I was getting sexually harassed by Blood." Alice sighed.
"Oh that prissy gay hatter." Nate said nonchalantly.
"What?" Alice asked curiously.
"I want pancakes made with gray batter." Aaron said sarcastically, "He fucking said that prissy gay hatter you deaf little school gang leader."
The class laughed as Alice and Aaron began trading insults. Nate was trying to calm them down and sighed. These two were just…ugh.
Me: I should make you kick Blood in the knockers again sometime. There's a feeling of stress relief in writing it.
Alice: I personally would love that.
Nina: Awwww yesssss, bring on the pain and tears of shame.
