Me: Hey Jazz what's up
Jazz: Nothing what about you ?
Me: Trying to take over Twilight
Jazz: You don't own Twilight, Stephenie Meyers does !
Me: Way to go Jasper, you ruin all of my fun but one day I will own Twilight muhaha.
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Chapter 3: Flirting With The Teacher
BPOV
NEXT DAY AT EDWARDS HOUSE
" OMG this so gonna be awesome trying to get the note." Alice said while doing my make up and getting my outfit for school today if playing Bella Barbie wasn't bad enough I had to go see my biology teacher get seduced by Rosalie.
"I know Alice but it will be so creepy seeing Rose try to seduce Mr. Banner today at school, Ugh I'll be scarred for life after this." Bella said trying to suppress a shudder.
" Yeah I know but at least we have cool spy outfits " Alice said while holding a black-tight fitting shirt with a black belt under the bust and a pair of Dolce & Gabanna black skinny jeans.
"You know you so totally love your spy outfit " Alice giggled with laughter.
"FINE I LOVE THE OUTFIT" I screamed out loud so Alice could shut the fuck up, Only
God knows how long that fashion loving pixie could talk for.
"BELLA AND ALICE GET YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASSES DOWNSTAIRS OR WE WILL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!" yelled Emmet from downstairs.
"WE'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE YOU IDIOT" Alice screamed back. Meanwhile finishing up playing Bella Barbie on me.
ONE MINUTE LATE
I was walking downstairs after Alice had finished playing Bella Barbie, surprisingly I hadn't fallen down the stairs yet but once I reached the last step I stumbled forward but two strong arms caught me just in time. My sexy boyfriend had caught me before I fell flat on my face.
"Thanks Edward "
"No problem love " He said in his velvet voice that I loved so much.
" Ok everybody knows what they need to do ?" I asked everyone in the living room.
"YES WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO."
"Okay Rose you need to seduce Mr. Banner while me and Edward try to get the note back from him, Jasper your job is to send Mr. Banner as much lust as possible, Emmet your job is to get really pissed at Mr. Banner for flirting with Rose and almost cause a fight but don't actually try to fight him since we don't want any blood shed today and Alice your job is to break up the almost fight." Everyone just looked at me with an awed expression. I just smiled back with an evil smirk on my face.
" OMC I LOVE HOW MY LIL'SIS THINKS" Emmet boomed loudly throughout the house.
" Emmet you're such a moron " I said sarcastically.
Time for Lauren and Jessica to get in trouble !!
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