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Reid has been working on paperwork for an hour and had gotten a quarter of it finished when Morgan, JJ, and Garcia walk into the bullpen together. When Reid saw them come in he was thinking that they are going to interrogate him about his evening with Harper, but he wasn't really nervous because of his relaxing evening with Harper, and the conversation he just had with Hotch over a half hour ago. Instead they didn't approach him so he figured that he will be approached by them at some point today when he is not doing any paperwork at the moment case pending though. An hour later Reid decided to take a coffee break and went to the break room to refill his mug, and while the coffee was being made JJ walked into the break room.
"Morning JJ."
"Morning Spence, I want to apologize about spying on you and your girlfriend the other night. Yesterday Hotch reminded me that I should be spending time with my family instead of spying on you and your girlfriend. I am hoping to get a better introduction to Harper, but not introducing her to me like you did during the prank you, Harper, Hotch, Cruz, and Rossi pulled on Morgan, Garcia and me. Did you and Harper decide to include Hotch, Rossi, and Cruz in on the prank to make the NSA transfer look more realistic, because that was pure genius to include them. Plus Hotch gave me an insight that if we invade your personal life again like I did the other night, you might decide to take one of your many job offers, and I really don't want you to do that, but I will support your decision if you do accept one of those offers in the future."
"I accept your apology, but please never have one of those bugs placed on me again unless if I am forced to during a case because it brought back bad memories of my mother having an episode searching for those types of bugs. I am thinking about inviting the team over for brunch sometime. I am a pretty good cook. Last night I cooked breakfast for dinner for Harper and I. And with the prank Harper and I pulled with the help from Hotch, Rossi, and Cruz; don't forget I went to Cal Tech and MIT where they are famous for prank wars, I did warn Morgan during that prank war a few years ago I will go nuclear which I did yesterday. And with those job offers, I would only decide to change my career if I want more regular hours but I will try to accept an offer that's between Quanitco, Virginia and Washington DC and Maryland."
A few hours later Morgan volunteered to go pick up the team's lunch and asked Reid to come with him.
In the SUV Morgan decided to start his apology.
"I am sorry for spying on you and your girlfriend the other day when I could be spending time with Savannah who is also on call like us I just got a bit carried away when I found out you got a girlfriend and convinced JJ and Garcia to spy on you and your girlfriend with me. I just always want to make sure you are safe even though you had basic self-defense training. But with that prank that you and your girlfriend pulled on JJ, Garcia, and me that was genius to include Hotch, Cruz, and Rossi in on your prank I guess that was what you can do when you warned me that you can go nuclear on me by including Hotch, Cruz, and Rossi to make it look like that you were really transferring to the NSA." apologized Morgan while rubbing the back of his neck.
Reid was thinking about what Morgan said while they picked up their food and when they got back into the SUV Reid started to talk.
"I accept your apology, but please never have one of those bugs placed on me again unless if I am forced to during a case because it brought back bad memories of my mother having an episode searching for those types of bugs. I am thinking about inviting the team over for brunch sometime. I am a pretty good cook. Last night I cooked breakfast for dinner for Harper and I. And with the prank Harper and I pulled with the help from Hotch, Rossi, and Cruz; don't forget I went to Cal Tech and MIT where they are famous for prank wars, I did warn you during that prank war a few years ago I will go nuclear which I did yesterday. And with those job offers, I would only decide to change my career if I want more regular hours but I will try to accept an offer that's between Quanitco, Virginia and Washington DC and Maryland."
After couple of hours after lunch Reid finished his paper work and decided that this is the best moment to talk to Garcia before leaving for the day. Reid knocked on the door of Garcia's Bat Cave and waited for her permission to come in. Garcia saw that it was Reid who knocked and decided that she should apologize right now before he left for the day.
"Reid I am really sorry for placing that bug on your tie and tracking your phone to spy on you and your girlfriend. And that was a clever prank that you and your girlfriend pulled and recruited Hotch, Cruz, and Rossi to make it look like you were really joining the NSA after you found that bug. Now because I placed that bug on your tie and tracked your phone now my computer usage is being monitored by the FBI to make sure I don't pull that stunt again. Plus I am forbidden to do a personal background check on your girlfriend since she is an NSA employee and Hotch alerted the NSA about me possibly trying to pull up your girlfriend's file to make sure she wont be a danger to you. And when Hotch mentioned all your job offers to say that there are a lot of placed that wants to employ you, if you ever decide to take one of those offers can you please not move across the country for a new job just accept an offer that is in Maryland, Washington DC, and Virginia for I can see you a few times a week? And I really want to meet your girlfriend because I think you and her can create really cute baby genii,"
"I accept your apology, but please never have one of those bugs placed on me again unless if I am forced to during a case because it brought back bad memories of my mother having an episode searching for those types of bugs. And never track my phone again unless Hotch ordered you to. I am thinking about inviting the team over for brunch sometime. I am a pretty good cook. Last night I cooked breakfast for dinner for Harper and I. And with the prank Harper and I pulled with the help from Hotch, Rossi, and Cruz; don't forget I went to Cal Tech and MIT where they are famous for prank wars, I did warn Morgan during that prank war a few years ago I will go nuclear which I did yesterday. And with those job offers, I would only decide to change my career if I want more regular hours but I will try to accept an offer that's between Quantico, Virginia and Washington DC and Maryland."
Reid left Garcia's office and saw that it was almost time for him to go home so he decided to go ask Hotch if he can leave early since he got all of his paperwork complete.
"Hey Hotch, I'm done with all my paperwork. Is there anything else you need from me before I go home for the day? I told Morgan, JJ, and Garcia that within the next few weeks I will host a brunch when everyone can officially meet Harper even though you guys met her yesterday for less than ten minutes but that was for the prank I pulled on Morgan, Garcia, and JJ and left right after telling them I knew they were spying on me and Harper. I am planning to cook the meal. So I am planning on asking Harper when she would like the get together should happen and then I will let you and everyone else know the date then."
"Since there hasn't been any calls about a case and you got all of your paperwork done, I don't see why not you can go home now. And when we all get together for brunch is Jack invited?"
"Of course everyone is. I think when everyone gets together for brunch Harper will want to see how I am around children. And I know Jack loves my magic tricks. I am going to go now, see you tomorrow."
