Guess who's backkk...
for all you dumb little chiplings the answer is ME and no I have no idea what chiplings means I was sort of thinking of chipmunks but then I thought of chips and I got hungry so chiplings is a new word!
DICTIONARY MEANING
Chiplings: Chiplings, is the common term you use when you think of chipmunks and then get the munchies for chips
:P it doesnt even make sence in my eyes and I have a really weird train of thought
now I dont want to keep you reading some boring crap that you don't care about and our probably thinking why the hell is she writing this we just want the bloody story! Well the answer is I have no clue why I am telling you this, I need to get it out of my digestive system
anyways on with the show...
p.s:
who do you think would win in a fight Magnus or Dumbledore?
Also
Who is more Sparkly Edward Cullen or Magnus Bane
i'm Magnus all the way but you have your own opinions!
LOL (lots of Love)
Magnus: Mr_Sparkles
Alec: Attached2Closets
Jace: Golden_God
Clary: gingerninja
Simon:Adopted_Cullen
Izzy: Angel-in-disguise
Luke: leaderofthepack(he changed his name since Clary found out who . Was!)
Angel-in-disguise has signed on
Golden_God has just signed on
Attached2Clostets has signed on
Golden_God: we are just to cool, we live in the same house but we need technology to communicate without blood being drawn
Angel-in-disguise: Jace stop being so hormonal, I only scratched you ONCE it was tiny and was a ….accident, mostly...
Golden_God: TINY! TINY I though I was going to die! There was blood gushing out of my arm woman! I thought Simon was going to eat me or something AND I was minutes away from amputation, if Maryse didn't help me when she did I was a goner
Attached2Closets: Shut up jace it was 3cm long and 1 drop of blood came out all Mother did was put a plaster on it.
Adopted_Cullen has signed on
Adopted_Cullen: Eat you! Eat you who in there right mind would eat you ? Apart from Clary of course but it would be in a purely sexual way...OMG! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Attached2Closets: oh Angel, I think I just sicked a bit in my mouth
Angel-in-disguise: aww, I don't need those thoughts in my head! Think of ponies think of ponies think of lovely ponies in a magical field eating clar- GRASS EATING GRASS defiantly not clary
Golden_God: As much as I like you thinking of me in your fantasies I dont want to star in a mind porno with Clary... thats just perverted
All but Golden_God: GO AWAY JACE,
Attachet2Closets: You just described my nightmare, now if you'll excuse me I need to go burn my eyes out
Attached2Closets has changed there status to 'Busy'
leaderofthepack has signed on
leaderofthepack: hey guys, what you talking about...(reads earlier messages)
leaderofthepack: erm... I have to go... speak to Clary... about things
Golden_God: please don't she'll kill me! (thinks: and I wont get any for at least a month)
leaderofthepack has signed off
Attached2Closets has changed his status to 'online'
Mr_Sparkles has signed on
Mr_Sparkles: Alec where is my purple thong, ive looked everywhere and I can't find it! Your not wearing it are you?
Golden_God: okayyy...(runs away and dies)
Golden_God has signed off
Angel-in-disguise: Jace stop being so dramatic and...is it wrong that I think that Magnus in a purple thong is hot?
Attached2Closets: MAGNUS! No I don't know,
Adopted_Cullen: And Iz that's just wrong in so many ways, I don't even know what to say to that
Mr_Sparkles: Yeesh alec I was only asking, I know how much you like it * wink *.
Attached2Closets: *Goes very very red* Don't go speaking about things like that on here remember what I said?
Mr_Sparkles: yes I remember, Im only aloud to touch you in your special place when we are somewhere private, otherwise I must keep my hands to myself not matter how strong the erge is
Angel-in-disguise: Oh My Everything, my brother is a sex manic behind closed doors
Attached2Closets: NO! I meant the other thing, by the Angel, Mag
Mr_Sparkles: ohhhi get it, your talking about this one The time when I (Alec) let you dress me up as a woman was a one time thing and you (Magnus) are never aloud to do it again, as I don't like wearing fake breast...
Adopted_Cullen: Fake breasts?
Angel-in-disguise: bloody hell, ive gone to a gay heaven or hell im not sure yet
Attached2Closets: Ergh! Magnus-bloody-Bane if y-
Mr_Sparkles: Acctually my middle name is Patrick-Morris thank you very much
*Magnus says this whilst Simon is drinking some water and as Simon reads this he does a marvellous spit take over his laptop making the whole thing smoke and blow up *
Adopted_Cullen has signed out
Angel-in-disguise: huh, wonder where Si went...
gingerninja has signed on
Golden_God has signed on
ginjaninja: Nice middle name Magnus, my great-great-great-grea- grandfather was called Morris
Mr_Sparkles: Are you implying that I... am OLD?
Golden_God: yeah, she was
ginjaninja: NO OF COURSE NOT! sorrysorry
Mr_Sparkles: Don't worry Clary, and Jace you will pay for that...
Attached2Closets: He means it Jace, he never lies as I found out...
Angel-in-disguise: yeah, he changed your username :P loser
gingerninja: hahaha get him badd Magnus... * evil glint in her eyes*
Golden_God: Clary, your ment to love me, not help the enemy!
Mr_Sparkles: don't worry darling, i'll start planning...
Mr_Sparkles has signed out
Attached2Closets has signed out
Angel-in-disguise: Ok, I feel like a third wheel now, i'm going to Simon's, don't call for a couple of hours XXX mwa mwa XXX
Angel-in-disguise has signed out
Golden_God: sooo Clary what do you …... (fades to black)
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* Throughout the Institute all you could hear was Jace Screaming at the top of his lungs, everyone rushed to his door but he had placed a locking rune on it , all you could hear from the inside was things smashing around and Jace screaming something about killing Magnus by ripping out his intestines and using them as a noose to hang him with *
Mr_Sparkles has signed on
Golden_God has signed on
Golden_God: Magnus, why is my BODY A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK GREEN? You...Chit!
Mr_Sparkles: I never lie Jace, Remember that
Mr_Sparkles has signed off
Golden_God has signed off
There is the Chapter, sorry its short but I have decided that I want to make loads of short ones!
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE IN MY STORY (ONE CHAPTER I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE YET) PLEASE GIVE GIVE ME YOUR USERNAME THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE AND YOUR PERSONALITY! BEST REVIEW WINS :P
thank you everyone who reviews !
if you would like to read some more of my randomness whilst you are waiting read:
Jace gets a Spot
:P this is a very special smiley
Free Malecs for all you crazy dudelets and dudes
and remember...
who do you think would win in a fight Magnus or Dumbledore?
Also
Who is more Sparkly Edward Cullen or Magnus Bane
LOVE THE WORLD, BE GREEN LIKE JACE AND RECYCLE !
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