Ginny Weasley was not in a good mood. Sure, the downfall of Skeeter was great, but she wanted to know who had revealed her secrets to the world. What "friend" would do that? The little voice of reason in the back of her head, the one that always sounded like Gred and Forge for some reason, said, "A good one." Well, she was definitely listening to it. The voice had told her not to write in the diary.

Dear Miss Star,

I've always wanted to get Rita for something. She'll be spending the night Azkaban. After all, this is "her" best front-page news. I have a feeling I know who you are, but let's see where this goes.

Editor

Luna Lovegood was in a very good mood. For once, she was glad people preferred to avoid her like the plague. She had just sent a letter off in the owlery. One to her father, and the other? None of your business.

Dear Editor,

The rest of second year, all I know is that it involved the sword of Gryffindor. Or, at least, that's all I'm supposed to know.

Third year was the year of innocent escapee. I f you had used truth serum on Sirius Black, you would know that the (illegal) rat animagus Peter Pettigrew was: A.) the Potters' secret keeper, B.) A Death Eater, C.) Alive and hiding out as Scabbers, the Weasley family's pet rat, and D.) the Weasleys' thought he was just a rat.

Remus Lupin was the best DADA teacher we've had so far at Hogwarts. Werewolves are only dangerous on the full moon. Give them the Wolfsbane potion and, like magic, they aren't dangerous at all. Yet again, the people involved are wondering how I know this, but I am who I am.

Star B.

Somewhere in the Slytherin dungeons, Draco Malfoy was having a bad day. You would two if your whole world was turned on its head. Potter not only looked the part, but lived the part of poor, abused orphan. Heck, next thing you knew Potter's parents would turn out to be alive.

"Be careful what you wish for…"

(Insert a mysterious smile and evil laugh here) Be careful Draco, you might just get what you "wish"!

As you can see major cliffhanger. Insert article on Pettigrew before the next chapter, because no, I'm not going to write it. I'd end up with an article filled with cuss words, but I'm sure your imagination can come up with something interesting. If you want, give me a short article in a review.

Doublejinx

AN: This ship is officially entering AU zone. Please enjoy the ride.