Tancred's mouth dropped. Sheena was standing at the door looking happier than anyone he had seen in a long time. He chuckled to himself as he thought what she was happy about. As he got closer he saw it was not a forced smile, but an actual smile of happiness. Now he was worried, she should be outraged at him…that's what he wanted. He finally reached her in the doorway.
"Oh hi Tancred."
"What is wrong with you? Your supposed to be angry!"
"I know, but she said we should get to know each other better."
"And that means…"
"We sat down and had a long talk."
"What? That's not what was supposed to happen!"
"It must be really pissing you off."
"Yes! Obviously I've been too nice to both of you! It's time to…"
"Hey you!"
Lloyd had spotted Tancred and seemed to be out for revenge against him for kissing Genis.
"You violated one of my friends!"
"And…"
"I'm gonna make you pay!"
"Oh really and…."
"Hey what are you…?"
"Tancred, get off him!"
Tancred had grabbed Lloyd by surprise and kissed him too. Sheena turned away in disgust. Lloyd was trying to say something but had Tancred's tongue in his mouth. When Tancred pulled away and Lloyd stood there in shock.
"What the…"
"See was that all bad?"
"Yes why did you do that?"
"I dunno I'm just bored."
"But I wanted my first kiss to be special."
"That was special Lloyd…I'm probably the only guy who would kiss you and still…"
"Tancred!"
Mio had appeared in awhirl of robes and slapped him across the face.
"Thanks lady he tried to…"
"How many time have I told you Tancred, let me know!"
"Sorry Mio but he started it!"
"Do it again, I wanna see!"
"Wait so you aren't here to help? Lady…"
"Okay then."
"But…but…mph!"
"Oh…"
Sheena turned away as Tancred kissed Lloyd again. Mio was watching with an intent look in her eyes. He pulled out again and Lloyd drew his swords.
"Okay that's it!"
"Wait…. look over there!"
"What why?'
Lloyd looked in the direction Tancred pointed in and Tancred vanished. Lloyd looked back and swore loudly. Even though he was gone, Sheena heard his voice echo out from somewhere.
"You again have pissed me off! There shall be a punishment!"
"Ohe yeah and what are you gonna do about it?"
"Oh I have an idea! Just you wait."
Sheena looked around and felt the oddest tingling sensation as she went back inside. Sh figured this was the revenge Tancred had planned. "Hah that was the best he could do?"
And then she hear a voice that was not hers in her head.
"owwwww….what am I doing here?"
"Wait who…"
"Sheena?"
"Zelso what are you doing?"
"I don't know I was minding my own business and then all I saw was darkness…where are we."
"Well I'm in….my…body…you…Damnit that son of a bitch he did this!"
"Who?"
"That wizard he put us in the same body."
"No…he wouldn't."
"Well I just did!"
"You let me out, I'm the chosen!"
"I don't wanna! But I think I have a bettere idea than this!"
And Tancred voice vanished. Sheena felt as though a huge force was pulling her. She was flying through darkness she yelled out for someone to help her but no one answered. She fell back into something she could see and looked around. She was in a bath. There were quite a few bubbles in the water and there was something yellow protruding out of the water. She looked over in the mirror and saw Zelos looking back at her. Okay there was nothing different about this she thought to herself when she saw bubbling near the yellow object. She reached over and pulled up. Collette's head burst out of the water and Sheena gave a yell.
"There you are Zelos I was wondering if you would ever wake up."
"What?"
"We got in here and then you passed out for a minute."
"Wait…why are you in here?"
"Because we both needed one silly!"
"oh…okay. Well I think I'm done, I'm gonna get out now!"
"Oh I'll come with you!"
"Oh…"
Sheena began getting out of the bath. As Collette rose up she thought "please don't be naked, please don't be naked oh god please!" It was to no avail she turned away quickly before she saw too much. Collette got a towel around herself and Sheena got one around Zelos' body. She went back into his room and they got dressed. Sheena wondered how far had Zelos taken this relationship. She soon found out when they went downstairs for dinner. The butler was serving them when he asked the question.
"Mrs. Collette will you be using the guest room tonight."
"No, ill sleep in Zelos' room again."
"Very well."
"Wait what is going on?"
"Remembere last night Zelos?"
"No."
"Well I had a nightmare so I got into bed with you."
"But we didn't…did we?"
"No nothing like that!"
Sheena gave a sigh of relief. Colette looked a little confused but ate anyways. After dinner Sheena went outside to watch the sunset. Colette came with her and took her hand.
"It's really beautiful isn't it Zelos?"
"Yeah…I guess so…I forget, how long have we been together?"
"About two days…why?"
"I forgot."
"Your funny!"
Colette laughed and Sheena thought. "Dear god, how quickly does this perv go?"
She saw Colette was looking intently at her.
"What's up Zelos?"
"I dunno I was just thinking."
"About what?"
"Stuff, I need to find a person tomor…."
"No need to Zelos I'm here!"
Sheena jumped and saw Tancred behind her. He was sitting on the ledge of the balcony. Colette looked between them.
"Zelos…do you know him?"
"Yeah…he's an old friend of mine."
"Oh I'll leave you two alone."
Colette went back inside and Tancred hopped down to the floor.
"What are you doing here?"
"Well I can cure this little Colette situation for you."
"really?"
"Yes and I think I will."
"Wow you're not so bad after all."
"I know…and here's why."
"Wait hey…!"
Tancred leaned close and kissed her. She tried to get out until she found out Genis was right; he was pretty good at it. Colette came out and found what she assumed was Zelos kissing a boy.
"Zelos, what the crap!"
"Mmmmph!"
Sheena tried to say something but Tancred was still kissing her. When he finally pulled away she gasped for air.
"Colette, I can…"
"No don't bother Zelos, we are over!"
She stormed out. Sheena stood looking after her. She girrned and turned at Tancred.
"Wow I never thought I'd be happy about this but now everyone is gonna think he's gay!"
"Well that's not the only bit."
"What else…?"
"Oh you'll see."
"What?"
She wished she knew. But back in Mizuho, Zelos was looking for Genis. He hadn't found him and he assumed that nothing had happened to make Genis run off. He went around a corner and found a woman blocking his way. She was a very beautiful woman Zelos thought under different circumstances…
"Oh…hi sheena."
"Hi…do I know you?"
"I was the lady who slapped out your friend."
"Oh…I don't really remember that."
"Well anyways, sorry you had to see my fiancé kiss your boyfriend."
"Oh…"
"Well anyways I thought I might come and apologize in person."
"Are you…?"
Zelos felt Mio close her lips on his. It was in broad daylight too and on a much traveled road. Zelos felt her hold forever and then heard someone talk.
"Sheena? What are you doing?"
He pushed Mio off him and turned to see Orochi holding a bag. He dropped it in shock once his eyes had processed what he had seen.
"Oh Orochi…hi."
"Sheena, kiss her again, do it…"
"But I didn't…"
Zelos looked back and didn't see anyone there. Mio had vanished just like Tancred. She appeared on a cliff laughing hysterically while Tancred got a drink ready.
"I haven't this much fun in years."
"see if you do it it's too much fun to stop."
"I know and I wanna do it again!"
"Wait you need to pace yourself."
"Oh…why?"
"Because if you do too many, chances are youll do it more often."
"Oh then I'm gonna have this drink."
"Ohhhhh man I wanted that!"
"Well too bad."
Mio grabbed the bottle and drank it down. Tancred looked on helplessly as she got more and more drunk. He would spend the next several hours dealing with her. For now he would just watch her drink herself into a stupor and wonder how Sheena and Zelos would be handling their rumored homosexuality after today. He sat down next to Mio and drifted to sleep. She would slap him awake eventually and then he would deal with reality and how he would force this hapless couple together.