Intercepted Emails of Lord Voldemort
[And Friends]
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Mr. Snow,
I would like to know about your evil games [The Hunger Games] and how I can use them to my own advantages. You see, children from twelve to seventeen irk me. They have a tendency to try to destroy me. Not cool, man, not cool.
Worst Regards,
Lord Voldemort, soon to be supreme ruler of all that I see.
REPLY
Voldemort,
I am pleased that evil-doers like yourself have taken interest in my games. Have you taken complete control? If not, you may want to set your sights on doing that first. The Games are better if the families' hopes and dreams are already crushed and then you crush them again! Mwahahaha! [Sorry, that doesn't sound as impressive typed out like this] Are you planning on crushing dreams? I'm impressed! Why do you hate children so much? I know I do! I have to respect that in a man.
Worst Regards,
PRESIDANT Snow, ruler of all that I see
Sent from my smartphone
REPLY
President Snow,
I haven't taken complete control quite yet. I have to murder a baby first, than get destroyed for ten years, then attempt to come back, then wait two years, then attempt to come back again, then return, then wreak havoc for two years before I even have a chance. It's a process. Anyway, I'm working on it. Your mwahahaha might work better if you made a soundtrack than attached it to your emails. That works for me. I am planning on crushing dreams. I hate children because of the aforementioned baby that will destroy me. Curse you, Harry Potter!
Worst Regards,
LORD Voldemort
Sorry for the short chapter! I'm busy with a few other stories and realized my manuscript was NOT as long as I thought it was… so, see you later!