(Author's Note)
Okay guys. It's official. Being 18 means that your thoughts may turn perverted -_-. I swear that was the only word that popped into my mind that made sense. You'll know what I'm talking about once you read this.
Okay…. Isabella….. Okay… Look, I don't know what's goin on with me lately, but I gotta get this off of my chest okay? So here's more of what you requested…. I hope you like it….. Pretty please.
The 4th Law…. Not really.
Forgive my abrupt and sudden confession
But I just thought you ought to know.
I get these feelings of envy and obsession
Whenever I see you with that wretched goat.
Sure that guy can shoot a ball through a hoop
Or even make millions of other girls envy
But deep down he's a stupid, selfish dope
That can't even answer a question of trigonometry.
Of all the guys Isabella, why him?!
You don't deserve to be with that bafoon!
You deserve a way better bein!
Someone with more brain electrons than the ones in a cathode vacuum.
Someone who's better lookin and someone who looks out for you.
And wouldn't even be tempted to look away from you cute…. Boobs. (Sorry :(. Couldn't find any other word that rhymes. Please don't laugh at me…)
Someone who cares about no other girl… but you.
So could you guess? Because… I hope you guessed it's me.
Cuz Baby… We could be something… wilder than my wildest dreams.
Dear Ex, Thank you for breaking up with me. ;). I've got someone new now…. And it's my best friend :P.