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(A/N: I hope you enjoy this chapter!)

(Disclaimer: I do NOT own 'The Avengers' or 'Thor' characters! All rights belong to Marvel!)


EXT. OLD WAREHOUSE, RUSSIA - NIGHT 30 A train speeds by. CAMERA PULLS through the warehouse window and MOVES UP to the third floor where NATASHA ROMANOFF aka BLACK WIDOW, is tied to a chair. A man slaps her. She screams.

GEORGI LUCHKOV (in Russian) This isn't how I wanted this evening to go.

NATASHA (in Russian) I know how you wanted this evening. Believe me, this is better.

GEORGI LUCHKOV (in Russian) Who are you working for? Lermentov, yes?

"What are they talking about?" asked Fandral in confusion.

"Spying most likely," murmured Loki absently probably not even realizing that it's Fandral he's talking to.

Fandral shot him a distrustful look but remained silent nonetheless.

From her place in her room, JH sighed, 'Not even 10 minutes past and they're being distrustful of him,' She scowled at the screen of her computer, 'That will have to change soon,' [1]

TALL THUG walks over to Natasha and leans the chair over a pit. She becomes scared.

Sif scoffed at the weakness of this Midgardian.

GEORGI LUCHKOV (CONT'D) (in Russian) Does he think we have to go through him to move our cargo?

NATASHA (in Russian) I thought General Solohob is in charge of the export business.

GEORGI LUCHKOV (in Russian) Solohob. A bagman, a front. Your outdated information betrays you. The famous Black Widow is just another pretty face.

NATASHA (in Russian) You really think I'm pretty?

"Why would she ask him that?" asked a confused warrior, "Isn't him her enemy?"

"Oh no she's not being genuine," answered JH, "She's toying with him,"

This confused the warrior even more. How can she be toying with the enemy without beating him up? His companion beside him sighed. Obviously, the warrior wasn't that bright.

TALL THUG grabs her jaw and forces it open as Luchkov walks to the table behind him.

GEORGI LUCHKOV (in Russian) Tell Lermentov we don't need him to move the tanks. Tell him he is out. Well...

Luchkov picks up a tool of the table and plays with it. ...You may have to write it.

Suddenly a phone rings. WEASELLY THUG answers his phone.

'Idiot!' thought Loki as he stared at the man. What kind of idiot allows himself to be distracted while on a mission/interrogation?

WEASELLY THUG It's for her.

Luchkov takes the phone.

GEORGI LUCHKOV (in Russian; into the cell) You listen carefully

AGENT COULSON (V.O) (over the cell) You're at 1- 14 Silensky Plaza, 3rd floor. We have an F-22 exactly eight miles out. Put the woman on the phone or I will blow up the block before you can make the lobby.

Luchkov hands the phone to Natasha, who balances it on her shoulder.

Tyr sneered, "Coward!" he exclaimed.

"Or self-preservative," murmured Loki, his tone still distant.

(over the cell) We need you to come in.

NATASHA (into the cell) Are you kidding? I'm working.

AGENT COULSON (over the cell) This takes precedence.

NATASHA (into the cell) I'm in the middle of an interrogation, and this moron is giving me everything.

GEORGI LUCHKOV (to Tall Thug) I not- give everything.

Loki scoffed disbelievingly.

Natasha gives Luchkov a look.

That is mirrored by Loki, Frigga, and, surprisingly, Thor.

BEGIN INTERCUT: COULSON / NATASHA

NATASHA (into the cell) Look, you can't pull me out of this right now.

AGENT COULSON (into the cell) Natasha...Barton's been compromised.

"Why does that matter?" asked a warrior.

"She must be a dear friend or something," answered another.

NATASHA (into the cell) Let me put you on hold.

Luchkov moves in for the cell phone. Natasha kicks him between the legs and headbutts him. WEASELLY THUG swings his fist at her and she kicks him back. TALL THUG runs up and she spins around - and the chair legs hit him.

WEASELLY THUG jumps to his feet. Natasha rolls with the chair and drops the legs on his feet. She whips her head at him and hits him in the nose then trips him.

As she fights the TALL THUG, Coulson listens to the fight over the phone. He stands quiet - waiting as he hears the groaning, kicking, and punching.

Natasha springboards off TALL THUG's back somersaults and breaks the chair on WEASELLY THUG. TALL THUG grabs her and Natasha bends his hand then hits him with the chair leg. She does a front dropkick against TALL THUG then pushes herself off the ground with both hands.

She runs toward TALL THUG, who is out of breath, and flips him with her thighs. Luchkov stands and she swiftly walks over to the chain hanging from the ceiling. As he approaches she hits him with it, wraps one leg in it, and throws him into the pit. She leaves him upside down and picks up the cell and her high heels.

Many Asgardians were gaping at the raw display of skill this human just demonstrated. Heck, even Hogun had his eyebrows raised in shock.,

Thor was practically beaming. This Natasha gives a good name for warrior females! And she's a Midgardian too!

"I think she fights better than you Sif. And she was tied to a chair too!" said Fandral to Sif, gaping awe.

Snapping out of her surprised stupor Sif punched him in the face with a vicious glare.

NATASHA (CONT'D) (into the cell) Where's Barton now?

AGENT COULSON (over the cell) We don't know.

NATASHA But he's alive?

AGENT COULSON (into phone) We think so.

Coulson is looking at a screen that's playing a video of Hawkeye & Black Widow in Budapest. We'll brief you on everything when you get back.

Coulson is handed a folder. He walks down some stairs as he talks.

But first, we need you to talk to the big guy.

NATASHA (into cell) Coulson, you know that Stark trusts me about as far as he can throw me.

AGENT COULSON Oh I've got Stark! You get the big guy.

END INTERCUT

Natasha stops in her tracks, shocked at what Coulson has just said.

NATASHA (in Russian; quietly) My God.

The Asgardians raised an eyebrow. Who could they be talking about?

EXT. SLUMS, CALCUTTA, INDIA - NIGHT

A YOUNG GIRL sprints across a busy street. She runs through a crowd of people, rushing down a busy alleyway. She runs into a house and up the stairs.

CALCUTTA WOMAN approaches her. BRUCE BANNER, the alter ego of the Incredible Hulk, is treating the ill in the b.g.

CALCUTTA WOMAN (in Hindi) Who are you? Get out! There is sickness here!

YOUNG GIRL (very fast in Hindi) Are you the doctor? I need a doctor. My father. My father's not waking up! He has a fever and he's moaning but his eyes won't open.

"Poor child," muttered Frigga sadly.

Banner hears and moves over to the YOUNG GIRL. He kneels before her.

BANNER (in Hindi) Slow down.

YOUNG GIRL (in Hindi) My father

BANNER (in Hindi) Like them?

Banner points to the people in the house that are sick. YOUNG GIRL nods and holds up a wad of cash.

YOUNG GIRL (in Hindi; emotion) Please!

Loki quirked an eyebrow, "How sweet. I almost believed her," he said

"What do you mean?" asked Thor looking at his brother.

Loki gave him a look but didn't reply.

EXT. OLD ABANDONED SHACK, CALCUTTA OUTSKIRTS - LATER

YOUNG GIRL is rushing to reach the shack but Banner, a little suspicious, grabs her - slowing her down. A truck drives by very slow, Banner glances at it as it passes.

Banner and the girl rush across the dirt road. The YOUNG GIRL sprints into the shack and Banner follows slowly.

INT. OLD ABANDONED SHACK - CONTINUOUS

Banner enters in time to see her escape through the window. He's been ditched and he realizes he's been set up.

BANNER (quietly to himself) Should have got paid upfront Banner.

Loki smirked victoriously to himself, as Thor turned to look at him incredulously.

"How did you know?!" asked Thor in shock.

Loki shrugged. It took a liar to identify another liar.

NATASHA You know, for a man who's supposed to be...

Natasha reveals herself to Banner from behind a curtain.

NATASHA (CONT'D) ...avoiding stress, you picked a hell of a place to settle.

Loki quirked an eyebrow. Why would he need to avoid the stress?

BANNER (putting his bag down) Avoiding stress isn't the secret.

NATASHA Then what is it? Yoga?

BANNER And you brought me to the end of the city. Smart. (peeping through the window) I- uh- I assume the whole place is surrounded.

NATASHA Just you and me

'Liar,' thought Loki.

Natasha removes her scarf.

BANNER And your actress buddy? She a spy too, they start that young?

NATASHA (a little nervous) I did.

BANNER Who are you?

NATASHA Natasha Romanoff.

BANNER Are you here to kill me, Ms. Romanoff? 'Cause that's not going to work out for everyone.

NATASHA No, no. Of course not. I'm here on behalf of SHIELD.

BANNER (a little mad) SHIELD. How'd they find me?

NATASHA We never lost you, Doctor. We've kept our distance, even helped keep some other interested parties off your scent.

"That's suspicious," muttered Hogan

"Suspicious how?" asked Volstagg

"They wouldn't do this out of the goodness of their hearts, no one would," Hogan answered.

BANNER Why?

NATASHA Nick Fury seems to trust you. But now we need you to come in.

BANNER What if I say no?

NATASHA (seductive, sturn, smiling) I'll persuade you.

BANNER (a little sad and reluctant) And what if the- Other Guy says no?

"What other guy? Something isn't adding up," said Sif.

"Wait and see," retorted JH, obviously still not liking Sif.

Sif glared at the ceiling.

NATASHA You've been more than a year without an incident. I don't think you want to break that streak.

Banner pushes at an old wooden cradle, it creaks

BANNER Well, I don't every time get what I want.

'No one does,' Thought Loki wryly.

NATASHA Doctor, we're facing a potential global catastrophe.

BANNER (chuckles) Oh those I actively try to avoid.

NATASHA This (takes a seat) is the Tesseract.

Natasha slides a cell phone along the table. On it is an image of the Tesseract. It has the potential energy to wipe out the planet.

Odin and Loki scoffed in unison, obviously not noticing they did so together. An understatement if they heard any.

Banner puts on his glasses, approaches and picks up the touch screen cell phone.

BANNER What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?

"No," said a warrior rolling his eyes, "He wants you to find it,"

Facepalms were heard.

NATASHA He wants you to find it. It's been taken. It emits a Gamma signature that's too weak for us to trace. No one knows Gamma radiation like you do. If there was, that's where I'd be.

BANNER So Fury isn't after the monster?

NATASHA Not that he's told me.

BANNER And he tells you everything?

NATASHA Talk to Fury, he needs you on this.

BANNER (immediate response) He needs me in a cage?

NATASHA No one's going to put you in a

BANNER STOP LYING TO ME!

Some Asgardians flinched back at the abrupt yell. Especially Loki, though that was only because he let his guard down.

Banner yells, crashing his hands down on the table. Natasha stands, pulling a gun and aims at him. He draws back, smiling.

I'm sorry. That was mean. (smiles) I just wanted to see what you'd do.

Natasha stares at him, a little teary, scared out of her mind.

Why don't we do this the easy way where you don't use that and the- other Guy doesn't make a mess? Okay?...Natasha

Natasha lowers her weapon and speaks into an earpiece.

NATASHA (quietly into her earpiece) Stand down. We're good here.

"Idiot!" hissed Loki, 'She blew her cover!'

The horde of armed guards surrounding the shack lower their weapons.

BANNER Just you and me?

Natasha realizes he knows and stands silent.

INT. DARKROOM, CARRIER - NIGHT

Fury is talking with the Council, four shadowy figures on screens.

COUNCILMAN This is out of line, Director. You're dealing with forces you can't control.

FURY You ever been in a war, councilman? In a firefight? Did you feel an overabundance of control?

COUNCILMAN, You're saying that this Asgard is declaring war on our planet?

"Not Asgard," muttered Sid under her breath venomously, and shot a glare at Loki, "Loki,"

FURY Not Asgard, Loki.

Sif blinked in shock.

COUNCILWOMAN, He can't be working alone. What about the other one, his brother?

Volstagg immediately started protesting, "How DARE that Midgardian doubt Thor's morals and sincerity!"

Fandral joined in, "He is trustworthy!"

Comments like, "Yeah!" or "It is Thor who is trustworthy!" were flying around the room.

After about a minute of shouting and protest, JH had had enough, "SILENCE!"

The Asgardians immediately shut up, noticing the air of anger in the room.

JH spoke, her voice loud with fury and annoyance, "I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE BOISTEROUS, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!" She yelled, "YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A HIGHLY ESTEEMED CIVILIZATION, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE PRIDE NOT YELL LIKE A BUNCH OF FISHERMEN IN THE MARKET!" She took an audible breath before speaking again, this time with barely controlled rage, "I brought you here, to learn from the future, not fight with the screen or each other and mistrust and segregate each other. If you want this to work out for everyone, I advise you to control your tempers and use your brains! You are still allowed to comment all you want, just… just think before you speak. I am sure that this will not be the last time I say this, but at least control your tempers for the remainder of this movie. You have one chance. Don't blow it," and with that JH ended her speech. [2]

The Asgardians were shocked beyond words. Even Odin had his eye blown up, open wide in shock.

No one expected JH to be this pissed or even interfere for that matter. Needless, they were surprised by the nerve of this Midgardian girl.

A sigh was heard before JH spoke again, "Let us get this over with, we still have over two hours to go through," she said tiredly.

No one protested.

FURY Our intelligence says Thor is not a hostile. But he's worlds away and we can't depend on him to help either. It's up to us.

COUNCILMAN Which is why you should be focusing on Phase Two, it was designed for exactly this purpose.

FURY Phase Two isn't ready; our enemy is. We need a response team.

COUNCILMAN The Avengers Initiative was shut down.

FURY This isn't about the Avengers.

COUNCILMAN, We're running the world's greatest covert security network and you're gonna leave the fate of the human race to a handful of freaks.

FURY I'm not leaving anything to anyone. We need a response team. These people may be isolated, unbalanced even, but I believe, with the right push, they can be exactly what we need.

COUNCILWOMAN, You believe!

COUNCILMAN War isn't won by sentiment, Director.

'True,' Loki thought.

FURY No, It's won by soldiers.

'Also, true…' He thought again.

INT. GYM - NIGHT

STEVE ROGERS, alter ego of Captain America, is hitting a punching bag in a gym. He has several flashbacks of World War Two. During his flashbacks...

CAPTAIN AMERICA (V.O) There's not enough time. I gotta put her in the water.

...he hits the bag harder, faster…

PEGGY CARTER (V.O) You won't be alone.

...he hits the bag even faster.

SCIENTIST (V.O) Oh my God. This guy's still alive.

Steve throws the hardest punch he has left and it knocks the bag across the room.

All the warriors blinked in surprise.

"What was that?" breathed Sif in shock.

"Flashbacks," answered Loki and JH at the same time. The Asgardians gave Loki a surprised look, but he did not seem to have noticed at all.

Thor started to worry. Loki had been an awful, lot distant for the past few minutes. He did not like this. He cast a quick look at his mother and saw that she had the same worried look on her face. 'It seems that mother had noticed too,' Thor thought anxiously.

Breathing hard, Steve picks up another bag from a line on the floor and hangs it up. He begins to hit it. And-

FURY (across the room) Trouble sleeping?

STEVE (hitting the bag) Slept for seventy years, Sir. I think I've had my fill.

That had many people raise their eyebrows.

"Slept for seventy years? That's impossible for Midgardians!" said Tyr in shock.

"Eh... It's... It's a long story…" answered JH lamely, "I'll explain it later if you wish me to,"

The Asgardians nodded in understanding before turning their attention back to the screen.

Fury slowly approaches Steve.

FURY Then you should be out, celebrating, seeing the world.

STEVE When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up- they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.

FURY We've made some mistakes along the way, some very recently.

STEVE (removing hand wrap) You here with a mission, Sir?

FURY I am.

STEVE (removing the other hand wrap) Trying to get me back in the world?

FURY Trying to save it.

Fury hands Steve a folder with information on the Tesseract in it.

STEVE HYDRA's secret weapon.

Odin scowled. For something as powerful as the Tesseract to be used as a mere secret war weapon by Midgardians, was demeaning.

FURY Howard Stark fished that out of the ocean when he was looking for you. He thought about what we think. The Tesseract could be the key to unlimited sustainable energy. That's something the world sorely needs.

STEVE Who took it from you?

FURY He's called Loki. He's- not from around here. There's a lot we'll have to bring you up to speed on if you're in. The world has gotten even stranger than you already know.

STEVE At this point I doubt anything would surprise me.

Steve gets up, grabs his duffel bag, and another punching bag while Fury is talking.

FURY Ten bucks say you're wrong. There's a debriefing packet waiting for you back at your apartment. Is there anything you can tell us about the Tesseract that we ought to know now?

STEVE You should have left it in the ocean.

'Or not taken it in the first place!' thought Odin still scowling.

Steve exits.

EXT. OCEAN, NEW YORK CITY - NIGHT

IRON MAN aka Tony Stark is underwater. He attaches a device to a massive pipe. He flies up out of the water and towards the city and begins talking with PEPPER POTTS.

To say the Asgardians were stunned was an understatement.

"A Midgardian sorcerer?!" asked Fandral, gaping in awe. Many of his fellow warriors seemed to agree with him.

Loki snorted while Thor and Frigga rolled their eyes. That isn't magic. Heck, even Tyr was praying for patience at the stupidity of his army.

IRON MAN Good to go on this end. The rest is up to you.

PEPPER (V.O) (over Iron Man headset) You disconnected the transmission lines? Are we off the grid?

INSIDE IRON MAN HEADSET:

TONY (into headset) Stark Tower's about to become a beacon of self-sustaining clean energy.

PEPPER (on Iron Man HUD display) Well, assuming the arc reactor takes over and it actually works.

EXT. STREETS OF MIDTOWN MANHATTAN - CONTINUOUS

Iron Man peels around a corner, heading straight for STARK TOWER.

TONY (V.O) I assume. Light her up.

Stark Tower lights up.

PEPPER (V.O) (over Iron Man headset) How does it look?

EXT. STARK TOWER - CONTINUOUS (NIGHT)

TONY (V.O) (over Iron Man headset) Like Christmas…

INSIDE IRON MAN HEADSET:

TONY (into headset) ...but with more- me.

"That Midgardian reminds me of Loki," whispered Thor to Frigga, but loudly enough that Odin and Loki heard him.

He ignored the indignant noise that Loki made, as Frigga hid a giggle behind her hand. Even Odin's eyes twinkled in amusement!

PEPPER (on Iron Man HUD display) We've got to go wider on the public awareness campaign. You need to do some press.

Iron Man flies over an overpass & up the side of Stark Tower.

PEPPER (V.O) (over Iron Man headset) I'm in DC tomorrow. I'm working on the zoning for the next three buildings.

TONY (V.O) (over Iron Man headset) Pepper, you're killing me at the moment. Remember, enjoy the moment.

EXT. STARK TOWER LANDING PAD - CONTINUOUS

PEPPER (V.O) (over Iron Man headset) Then get in here and I will.

Iron Man lands on the landing pad of the tower and walks along a walkway, robotic arms deconstructing his armor.

Loki raised an eyebrow. Impressive for a Midgardian.

JARVIS Sir, Agent Coulson of SHIELD is on the line.

TONY I'm not in. I'm actually out.

JARVIS Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting.

TONY Grow a spine, JARVIS. I got a date.

INT. PENTHOUSE, STARK TOWER - CONTINUOUS (NIGHT)

Pepper stands in front of a holographic display, a little confused.

PEPPER Levels are holding steady- I think.

Tony approaches Pepper.

TONY Of course they are, I was directly involved. Which leads me to my next question. How does it feel to be a genius?

Tony turns off the display and Pepper and he face each other.

PEPPER Well, ah, I really wouldn't know now, would I?

TONY What do you mean? All this came from you.

PEPPER No, all this came from that.

Pepper taps Tony's arc reactor.

"His heart?" asked Volstagg in confusion.

"Ehhhh you could say that…" replied JH vaguely.

Volstagg scowled at her answer.

TONY Give yourself some credit, please. Stark Tower is your baby. Give yourself- twelve percent of the credit.

Loki choked back a laugh at this while Thor grinned.

PEPPER Twelve percent?

TONY An argument can be made for fifteen.

Pepper walks toward the living room.

PEPPER Twelve percent of my baby?

TONY (following Pepper) Well, I did do all the heavy lifting. Literally, I lifted the heavy things and sorry but, the security snafu? That was on you.

TONY My private elevator.

Pepper pours champagne in two glasses.

PEPPER You mean our elevator.

TONY Yeah, it was teeming with sweaty workmen. I'm going to pay for that comment about percentages in some subtle way later aren't I?

PEPPER Not gonna be that subtle.

TONY I'll tell you what, next building is gonna say 'Potts' on the tower.

PEPPER On the lease!

TONY Call your mum, can you bunk over?

JARVIS Sir, the telephone. I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden.

TONY Ah

Tony picks up his high-tech phone and holds up.

AGENT COULSON (on the phone screen) Mr. Stark, we need to talk.

TONY You have reached the Life Model Decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message.

Many people were laughing/chuckling by now. What a witty human!

AGENT COULSON (on the phone screen) This is urgent.

TONY Then leave it urgently.

The elevator opens and Coulson comes out. Security breach. (to Pepper) That's on you!

PEPPER Phil! Come in!

Pepper and Tony walk over to Coulson, who is entering

TONY Phil?

AGENT COULSON I can't stay.

TONY Uh, his first name is Agent.

PEPPER Come on in, we're celebrating.

TONY (fake smiling) Which is why he can't stay.

AGENT COULSON (handing Tony the laptop) We need you to look this over, as soon as possible.

Tony stares at the laptop.

TONY I don't like being handed things.

Many Asgardians raised their eyebrows at the lame excuse.

Loki looked thoughtful, sensing there was more to that half lie than was let on.

PEPPER That's fine because I love to be handed things. So, let's trade.

Pepper swaps with Coulson - he has with her glass and she has the laptop. She then takes Tony's glass and passes the laptop on to him. Thank you.

More eyebrows have been raised.

TONY Official consulting hours are between eight and five every other Thursday.

AGENT COULSON This isn't a consultation.

PEPPER Is this about the Avengers? Coulson looks at Pepper

Which I know nothing about.

TONY The Avengers Initiative was scrapped, I thought, and I didn't even qualify.

PEPPER I didn't know that either.

TONY Yeah, apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, don't play well with others.

Loki smiled self-deprecatingly. Perhaps he and this mortal had more similarities than they would care to admit.

PEPPER That I did know.

AGENT COULSON This isn't about personality profiles anymore.

TONY Whatever! Ms. Potts, got a sec?

PEPPER Half a moment.

Pepper leaves Coulson at the door and goes over to Tony.

TONY You know, I thought we were having a moment.

PEPPER I was having twelve percent of a moment. Tony gives Pepper a look.

Loki had to bite his lip to keep a chuckle at bay. Thor had no such qualms.

This seems serious. Phil looks pretty shaken.

TONY How would you notice- why is he, Phil?

PEPPER What is all this?

TONY This is- ah… Tony grabs the holograms on the laptop and throws them up. Holograms fill the room, each is an article on one of the Avengers. ...this!

They both look upon the screens, observing them.

PEPPER I'm going to take the jet to DC tonight.

TONY Tomorrow.

PEPPER You have homework. You have a lot of homework.

TONY Well, what if I didn't?

PEPPER If you didn't? You mean when you finished? Well, um, then

She leans in and whispers in Tony's ear.

Loki couldn't keep the chuckle at bay this time while Thor barked out a laugh.

TONY Square deal. Fly safe.

They kiss. Coulson looks away.

PEPPER Work hard. (approaching Coulson) So, any chance you're driving by LaGuardia?

AGENT COULSON I can drop you off.

PEPPER (O.S) Fantastic. Ooh, I want to hear about the ah- cellist, is that still a thing?

As they are talking, Tony sees the Tesseract - It piques his interest.

AGENT COULSON (O.S) She moved back to Portland.

Pepper and Coulson board the elevator.

PEPPER What?...Boo.

EXT. OCEAN - DAY

A jet flies over the sea at high-speed.

INT. JET - CONTINUOUS

Steve is watching a video of the Hulk.

FACELESS PILOT (to Coulson) We're about forty minutes out from home base, Sir.

Coulson stands from a chair and walks over to Steve.

a chair and walks over to Steve. STEVE So, this Doctor Banner was trying to replicate the serum they used on me?

AGENT COULSON A lot of people were. You were the world's first superhero. Banner thought Gamma radiation might hold the key to unlocking Erskine's original formula.

STEVE Didn't really go his way, did it?

AGENT COULSON Not so much. When he's not that thing though, guy's like a Stephen Hawking. Rogers looks confused.

As did the Asgardians.

"Who is-" started Thor only to be cut off by JH.

"He was a really successful theoretical physicist," said JH which only increased the Asgardian's confusion. Seeing their confused looks she elaborated, "An incredibly smart Midgardian scientist,"

"Ahhh" muttered the Asgardians in understanding.

He's like a- smart person. I gotta say- it's an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present, while you were unconscious from-the-ice.

Steve moves over to the cockpit and Coulson follows (MORE)

AGENT COULSON (CONT'D) You know it's really- it's just a huge honor to have you on board- it's...

STEVE Well, I hope I'm the man for the job.

AGENT COULSON Oh you are, absolutely. Ah- we made some modifications to the uniform. I had a little design input.

AGENT COULSON Everything that's happening, the things that are about to come to light, people might just need a little old-fashioned.

JH's warning in mind, the Asgardians remained silent, as the movie continued.


A/N: Thanks for reading this chapter!

[1]JH is monitoring the group from the screen of her computer.

[2]JH is fed up from the group's boisterousness and unthoughtfulness. That speech is basically me releasing my frustration on the group because I have been mad at them for months!

Again, thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Next time, JH reveals a nasty surprise! Think the Asgardians can handle it?

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