Meanwhile,at the castle bowser was beating up Fawful. "Why Won't you DIE!" he screamed. Fawful just gave a creepy laugh and continued being beat up. "Princess peach,some help here RAWR" bowser said, because dragon things have to say rawr at the end of every other sentence.
Peach turned into buff peach, which is princess peach, but with huge muscles. She usesthis to beat the crap out of bowser. She gets kidnapped for this sole reason, and bowser is too dumb to realize. Together they began working on Fawful.
Now back to our dashing hero with a crown of awesomeness, King of Zing, King Granola.
Mario's foot hovered above KG's. "Well, I guess this is it." KG said. Mario's foot began to lower." Ha ha, no unorthodox escape can help you now!" He , KG,Mario,and even Fawful,buff princess,and bowser heard a rumble. Suddenly an army of Goombas rushed in tripping Mario and carrying KG away. "Eat it, Mario" the king happily cried as he rushed away. Suddenly, a sign came up.
"CONGRAATULATIONS, YOU HAVE BEAT 1/16 OF THE LEVELS." It then showed buff princess,,who was now growing a beard. KG took one look at her.
"She's all yours Mario." He said as he rode into the sunset on yoshi, which is where I come in.
"Woah woah WOAH" I said. "That's a horrible ending! Not only did you spell "congratulations" wrong, but you made me switch to first person! And when did yoshi come in? Is yoshi even in this game? In fact, which game is this? Did you just make up a game at the top of your head? Anyway I should add yoshi in for you"
Suddenly, KG landed on his rump, and realized the narrarator had taken yoshi away to add him in. "But now I have to describe what he looks like!" he yelled. Suddenly, he a green turtle like thing ranup to him, making a high pitched fast gargling sound. THEN he rode him-
"Hold the PHONE" I yelled "I know this is your Mario game and all, but don't you have to complete all the levels to go on to the next world? You haven't even completed one!"
So KG decided to drive away on yoshi as fast as he possibly could, which brings us to
THE END!