Well, we are almost done now! Who's ready to tour the Underworld? I am, that's why I'm writing this-duh. So let's all go help Nico.

Nico-Why did you do this to me? Me-Because Rick did it first, I just elaborated.

Chapter Four: I Inform Gods Of Updated Torturing Techniques

As you can tell from the title, this was one of the most interesting things I have ever done. But you don't know that yet, so forget I just talked.

"Yeah, Uh follow me through the EZ death line please. That's Cerberus, I'm guessing you know him…"
"Some of us are not as informed as you think, kid" Dionysius called. Someone else told him to shut it, which I was guessing was Athena. I tried to sound more confident,
"…Well, that path over there leads you to the Judgment Pavilion. That's where the newly dead go. The lines have been over-flowed for years so don't bother the lines." Aphrodite gasped, like she just realized they were standing there. Apparently, beauty isn't everything huh? Hephaestus snorted and looked at the architecture, which Athena was admiring.
"I heard Hades made Daedalus the architect of the Underworld, is that true boy?" She asked her grey eyes focused on me. I nodded. She looked proud. "Good."
For some reason this gave me confidence, I cleared my throat and started to recite my notes in perfect lines.
"Over there is the Fields of Asphodel those are the people who did ok in life, so they didn't get judged. Don't miss the stunning stalactites, they will spear you, so be careful," I pointed them as I walked. They nodded and Ares grinned.
"Wicked, I always liked Hades for those." He commented.
"Alright, for those who are judged, there are two paths. This path on the right leads to the Fields of Punishment. This is where Hades try's out new punishments…" I was cut off by Zeus.
"New?" He asked me questionably.
"Uh, like listening to Opera music for eternity, um…being run over cars. Yeah…" This was awkward, telling the gods how to punish in new ways. Now, thanks to me, there might be more car accidents. Oops.
"Are these techniques effective?" Hermes asked.
"Are you planning on using them Hermes?" Poseidon threatened.
"Not like you don't do it Poseidon!" Ares interrupted. For a second, I thought I saw weapons forming, but Zeus interfered.
"Enough!"
They all looked back at me, so much for being confident.
"Uh…there are also your traditional punishments too, lava flows, burning at the stake, yeah. Uh moving on." I decided, leading them to the Isles of the Blest, and the Elysium.

After all those talks and near disasters, I lead them towards my dad's palace.
"Ah, finally, where that old bastard lives!" Poseidon laughed.
"Uh, well this is his palace. It's made out of polished obsidian, see the gates there? They have pictures of all types of death on them."
All the gods finally explored everything, well they were hoping to see my father, but he made show. Which I'm guessing was a smart move, knowing him.

We finally got to the Gift shop I sat down and started to breath normally again. Charon was in charge of them now, when I heard a familiar voice next to him.
"Wow, I'm impressed with this gift shop. I'm never getting rid of this shirt,"
"Percy!" I gasped looking up at the familiar sea-green eyed boy. "You…You came?" A blonde head popped out from behind him, and a curly horned one.
"Of course we did Nico!" Annabeth grinned.
"Blah ha ha! The Underworld is the same as I remember it!" Grover exclaimed, I noticed he was chewing a stalactite.
"You know my dad wouldn't like it if he found out you satyr's like those to eat, right?" I asked him. He looked panicked. "Don't worry, I'll tell him it was a fury, I need something on them anyways." He smiled.
"Hey, when you're allowed out of here, call us up," Annabeth invited.
"You guys want to hang out with me?" I asked them.
Percy rolled his eyes.
"Duh!" He waved as he headed towards the ferry. "Good luck, Nico! You did a good job!"

So, on that happy note I bring you closing demi-gods. I saved many stupid people from petting Cerberus, dealt with demi-gods getting sick, and even earned money for the Lord of the Dead. I have two ending points. One, don't ever get on my dad's bad side and two, being a tour guide wasn't that bad.

Happy traveling demi-gods, and watch your step-mothers! (Uh, scratch that, Persephone's going to send me to my dad the hard way…)

-Nico di Angelo
*Official tour guide of the Underworld

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE TOUR, AND HAVE A NICE DAY!
(YES-YOU GET TO KEEP THIS PAMPHLET, DON'T BOTHER ME ABOUT IT ALRIGHT? I HATE THESE THINGS)

It's finished my friends!
Hope you enjoyed the ending, so review!
*Writer out