This chapter is gonna have some weird moments by weird I mean kinda gross BUT! I don't write M things. Haha, the last ones written were my sisters. So it's just light not the full thing. Enjoy

"I love you!" Naruto says to Hinata kissing her on the table. "Naruto the dishes!" Hinata says looking down and kissing Naruto's head.

A few minutes later...

"I can't believe I did that! She must think I love her." Naruto thinks to himself. "Naruto I should go." Hinata says thinking to herself "I know that meant nothing even though he said he loves me it's won't pay up for what I did...

"Naruto was was all the noise down here?" Sakura asks half asleep.

"Gah Sakura!" Naruto hides behind the seat. "Oh my!" Sakura says as her face turn slightly red. "Naruto Who was that?" "My wife..."

"Oh, that's fine... WAIT you let her in here she cheated on you! And she tore apart my marriage." "It was fun while it lasted but we are still splitting apart. Now get out so I can change!" Naruto says embarrassed behind the couch.

"Oh crap my boxes! I need to return back and quickly! I'm already at the walk of shame." Hinata says running back to her old house.

"Why'd Ino tell us to meet at Naruto and Hinata's house? Man what a drag." Shikamaru walks with his wife only to see all of his friends in a bush. "So that's that." Ino fills them all in on Naruto and Hinata's love life.

"That's just gossip how do you know that's true?" Temari asks, "shh be quiet Hinata's coming.

"Hey, Naruto open the door." Hinata bangs on the door.

"So what she forgot her keys most likely," Shikamaru says. "What do you want Hinata? Sakura is already mad at me for doing that." Naruto says,

"I still need to pick my boxes up moving days today...!" "Oh yeah, that so were you able to find an attorney?" "I just left."

"An attorney? So it is true. Holy crap Naruhinas getting a divorce!" (Add dramatic music) Sai says expressive less.

"But why?" Choji asks.

"Probably because she cheated on her husband-! I cannot keep my mouth shut!" Ino says quickly.

"She did what?!" "Who's there?!" Naruto walks up to the bush. "Oh hey, Naruto I was just playing hide and seek." Ino says popping out from the bush, "all seven of you?" Naruto peers over.

"Yeah, it's a little modification to hide and seek." Shikamaru states. "Oh... Wait you heard us!" "It was eventually gonna come out," Hinata says to Naruto. "Um but yes we are getting a divorce."

"So how big was Sasu-," Sai says but later gets punched by Ino.

"Wait how do you know about Sasuke? Hinata did you tell them? So I guess everyone just had to hear how to slept with my best friend oh wait maybe we should just tell your dad!" Naruto yells out being super mad.

Naruto being unable to claim down runs to the Hyuga compound. "Hey, Hiashi." Naruto says to his father in law, "oh hello Naru-,"

"I'm divorcing your daughter before you ask why you should know she cheated on me and slept with my best friend aka Sasuke Uchiha aka the bas-,"

"Naruto stop! Don't tell him!" "I've heard enough! Hinata I expect you to move out of that house and just how could you do this he's ugly compared to Naruto I mean he's not blond and has those wiskers and those baby blue ey-," "I'm gonna go." Naruto says feeling really awkward

Naruto's pov

"Hinata hired "movers" which were Sai, Ino and Choji, Sai kept asking Hinata how big he was. Of course, Ino kept punching him, Ino collapsed and we found out she's having a kid with Sai... I wish I could've had kids with Hinata, my own little boy who look as handsome as his father with the byakugan. Anyways me and Sakura moved to our new house, since she's five months pregnant she was no help I had to pack her stuff from her old house. Then I encountered him again.

"I'm home!"

"Oh, Sasuke you should go..."

"Why should I? I live here." Sasuke grabs Sakuras shoulder. "Because I'm here and I'll kick your-!" "SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! I am carrying my horrible husbands kid and I am moving out Sasuke I thought you were gonna leave the village!"

"I'm not leaving until my child is born." "You can go this kid won't be born until four months! It not like you'd stay for this child's whole life you'll always be gone." "No, I want my marriage far from ever collapsing."

"Sasuke just leave," "just like you bailed on your wife alone at that bar?" Sasuke says irritating Naruto. "What was that!? SASUKE LEAVE DONT COME BACK IM GONNA GET THIS BABY TO NEVER SEE YOU!" Sakura yells loudly.

"Hey Naruto I'm gonna go," "Hinata I'm sorry about yesterday, it..." "I know it was nothing but just so you know I wish we did have a son who looked as handsome as you with the byakugan."

"And that was it the last time I saw Hinata until she called me at the hospital. But that's gonna be a few months from now."