Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail... Can I own Laxus?
NO! yells lawyers
...
Guess not.
Chapter 4: What?
"Hey, Cana! Come over here for a second" said Mira in her usual upbeat voice. Cana looked up from her mug of alcohol at the Take-over mage, who was currently waving her hand beckoning for her to come behind the bar with her.
"Uh. What is it now Mira?" Cana asked Mira who had walked out from behind the bar.
"Well, I thought that we could do something… together…" Mira told Cana with a wicked grin on her face.
"Mira, when you ask to something with someone, you don't put on a face that says 'we are going to kill someone and get away with it', you put on an innocent smile and ask nicely. Besides I'm not interested in anything you are scheming." Cana told Mira while she walked away to sit at her normal table and booze.
"What if I told you it had to do with Laxus?" at this comment Cana froze in her tracks and quickly sat next to Mira.
"Go on." Cana said expectantly.
"Well here's what we will do…"
The next day:
"Hey Laxus! Come over and drink with Cana and I! We haven't had a talk with the three of us in a long time!" Mira said cheerfully while pointing to a stool next to Cana and in front of her at the bar.
"What is it Mira?" asked Laxus in his deep voice as he sat down next to Cana.
"Oh I thought we could just talk, after all Freed and Bixlow always hog your time. Evergreen is mysteriously missing all the time though and Elfman is always away on jobs… hmmm? I wonder if there is a connection." Mira wondered out loud, while both Cana and Laxus almost choked on their drinks while not making eye contact with Mira. Both knew that she loved being matchmaker, but was nearly clueless about her little brother's relationship status. "Oh my! Are you both alright?" exclaimed Mira.
"Yeah Mira, just peachy!" snapped Cana. She then turned around to face the guild and lean her back against the bar counter, while Mira served Laxus another mug of alcohol. Then there was an almost inaudible 'shwiiip' sound, like that of cloth coming undone or untying. When Laxus brought his mug up to his face he noticed that his hand held a blue string and attached to the blue string was the top that Cana is, was wearing.
…
"Laxus! You are not supposed to undress either of us until we are in private!" exclaimed Mira.
"Yeah, she right, so give my top back! You can stare at 'em later!" yelled Cana, all the while with a blush forming across her face, and it was not from the alcohol. At this point the entire guild was staring at the threesome at the bar. Though the guys were staring at Cana, who was trying to cover her full chest.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Laxus growled underneath his breath, while trying not to stare at Cana.
"You know that time we did this and that at the lake naked. C'mon, you can't tell me that you don't remember. After all it was really fun" Mira smirked while saying the last word, causing everyone to go red in the face, though from embarrassment, jealousy or rage was unknown.
Except from the Master, "LAXUS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CHILDREN?!" he bellowed, while trying not to make the new guild collapse. It takes enough damage from Natsu and Gray. He then grabbed Laxus and dragged him to the back of the guild.
"What Have you done BOY?!" yelled Makarov.
"Wait! I swear it is a mis.. OWW!"
"It had better be! Now you will Fix this!"
"I'm Telling you nothing happened!"
"Then what were you doing down at a lake, NAKED"
"I'M TELING YOU IT WAS A MISUNDER…"
"GO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!" yelled Makarov, who apparently didn't seem to care that the entire guild, and most of Magnolia could hear him. Then without warning Laxus came storming out from the back and grabbed Cana by the arm (By the way she put her top back on) and rushed out the guild doors.
"Laxus what are you doing!" yelled Cana.
"You said I could see 'em later. Well now's later. Never make promises you can't keep Cana." He said with lightning practically arcing out of his eyes. As he glared at Cana.
Cana meanwhile was thinking, 'Mira. I am going to Kill You! Or I would if I wasn't going to get a month of free beer. Mmmmm beer.'
Back at the Guild:
"So what was that all about?" asked Freed as he sat down at the nearly destroyed bar.
"Oh that, that was one of my wonderful schemes." Mira beamed brightly at the Green haired man standing in front of her.
"I figured that much, but was with the far-fetched lie?" Freed asked while taking a sip of tea.
"Oh it wasn't all a lie, in fact most of it was true" said Mira as Freed almost choked on his tea.
"What" he asked with a horrified look on his face.
"Well when we were really young, the guild went to a lake and Laxus was on babysitting duty for Cana and I, when we decided to swim in the lake with no clothes on. We had fun running around in the mud and sand with Laxus chasing us. Though it was only Cana and I who had no garments on, Laxus kept his trunks on, unlike a certain Ice make mage we all know." Mira finished explaining while wiping down the bar counter.
'Remind me to NEVER get on the wrong side of Mira, or allow her to any secrets or embarrassing moments about myself.' Freed thought to himself as he finished the rest of his tea.
'I wonder who I will pair next… hmmm. Natsu and Lucy look like they could use a little help…' she thought to herself as some of her she-devil aura leaked out.
A/N: any more thing's you want to see? By the way, this was a longer chapter for this fic. Then again, each chapter really has nothing to do with the others, except for 1 & 2.
Anyways, thanks for reading. R&R Please!