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Super Mario Eds
Our favorite trio of misfits travel the across the now forested landscape, Edd had already began to gawk at the abundance of flora and fauna that were scattered about. Eddy was, as always, unimpressed by the scene and twirled his hammer onto his back and then brought it back to look at his reflection. Ed was, well, being Ed, happily walking and petting all the plants. Eddy scoffed, called Ed an idiot and looked back at his reflection.
"Fasitnating." Double D said, his voice full of excitment.
"It's just a bunch of plants." Eddy groaned and went back to his reflection.
"Fuzzy Demon!" Ed shouted
Eddy, who had known Ed to shout out various phrases for no reason, paid him no mind. He should have as Eddy walked right into a plush object. He fell backwards on his butt and looked up at what had caused his fall.
"Okay, who's the wise guy-" Eddy never finished as he stared at the creature.
It was a catapilliar with six round segements, Five of which had a Large red circle on its side. Its head had two black, glossy eyes, a big brown nose, a mouth, and strangly, a white peteled flower sticking up from its head and a set of purple boots on each foot. It glared at Eddy, its eyes seeming to bore into his soul, seeing his true nature. Then, it suddenly turned red, its eyes white with fury.
"I think you made it angry, Eddy." Double D said quivering, his tail curling around him and his ears drooping in fear.
The creature charged, hurling itself at the short Ed. Eddy was fast, however, and blocked it using his hammer. He slid backwards as the creature's charge continued. He felt his shoes drag throught the dirt and leave trails in the soil.
"Man, I wish I had another hammer!" he thought as he continued to be dragged.
As if by magic, and it most likely was, another hammer idenacial to the first appeared in his right hand. He wasted no time on how or why it appeared and swung it with great force, knocking the creature to the side and into a tree. As his attacker was evicted from his person, he then began to study the hammer. It was the same wight, hight, and shape but for some reason, felt different. He pundered why for only a second as he heard a yelp from his smart friend, Double D.
"Eddy! Its recovering!" he warned, straining his finger on inphauses that this was indeed a terrible situration.
It rose again, growing even redder and furious after the last attack. It reared back to gain the power for its charge.
"I don't think so." Eddy said and reared back as well.
What happened next nearly made both Ed and Double D have a heart attack, for oviously different reasons. The two stared down each oter, sizing the other up, trying to predect what they would do. Then, with equally amazing speed, charged at each other. They had entered a game of "Chiken", which Ed was disappionted as he didn't see any real chikens, watching to see who'd move first. Eddy glared at the creature and saw that there was no way it'd move.
"Perfect." he thought
Soon the two came dangourously close to one another, and even then they wondered if the other would move. Then, just before they met, Eddy did something the trio would never forget. He brought out both hammers and brought them togather, causing a blinding but quick light. From it, a gaint hammer, easily twice as big as Eddy, was held to his side. He gave a efforting grunt and , with a battlecry, slammed the massive hammer into its face. It was thrown back like a reflected bullet, crashing into not 1, not 3, but 7 trees. The timber fell like toothpicks as they crashed down on the creature, crushing it into a grand 160 pionts.
"Home...run!" he huffed victoriously
He then fell to his knees from exhaustion. Bringing a hammer that wighted many times more than you into a creature even greater than that was tireing.
"Eddy! That was brillant! How'd you know the hammers would be able to do that?" he asked, his curiousity getting the best of him.
"I didn't. I hoped it would." Eddy said with a weariy smile.
"What!?" Double D said mow with disbeilve. "You bet your life on a guess!?" he shouted "Eddy that is the most dangourousily, life-threartening, fool hardy, aroggant, distasteful.." As Edd droned on about the folly in his action, the short Ed slowly rose to his feet.
"Well, at least that...um,..what is it?" Eddy asked, curious as to what he'd been fighting.
"I've no idea, Eddy. I must admitt that I only skimmed the pages." he said embrassed that he failed to properly read the thing that was their source to the hazardly world they now resided in.
"Wiggly!" Ed shouted pointing up his finger in a dramatic pose.
"Well, I suppose it is a reasonable name." he stated.
"What!? You're gonna let Ed name it!?" Eddy shouted "I'm the one how fought it!"
"But you wouldn't have if Ed hadn't warned you." Double D shot back.
"......Fine. We'll call it 'Wiggly'." Eddy said utterly defeated
"Gravy!" Ed shouted happily and squeezed the already pained Ed.
The Eds treversed the forest, dodging the dangling Long Legs, spider-like creatures with black fur and brown joints named by Eddy, and the constant and relentlentless assults by the Wigglies. Eddy had had a noticably tough time, falling into trap after trap, nearly losing his power-up on several occasions. As they cleared another of the many gaps that were like sudden breaks in the landscape, Ed noticed something.
"Koopras!" he shouted
Edd quickly decoded it and turned around. For sure, an troop of 3 Flying Koopas, 3 flying Goombas, two Wigglies and four Goombas( regular ones) had come from the rear. The flying troops passed over with on problem while as for the Ground troops...
"Ha! Stupid mushrooms came figure out that they can't-" "Eddy." Double D said interrupting him.
Surely enough, one of the Wigglies used its body as a bridge, allowing the rest to cross. After they all passed safely, it pulled itself up and the platoon looked at the trio with a fireiry eyes.
"Oh, come on!" Eddy yelled and with that, the fight started.
Ed was the first to strike, firing off two fireballs at the air troops but they dodged they and dived at the Ed. Luckily, he ducked and all they made was a relaxing breeze. Double D, for the first time, gave an attack. He rushed at a Goomba and crushed it under his feet, 5 points hoveringunder his head. He nearly failed to see the Goomba rushing him and he raised his tail in defense. Somehow, he flicked it and it dispacted the Goomba, awarding him an additional 10 points. He samiled and flicked again at the remaining two and was given 20 more points.
"It seems this tail has a multitude of uses." he mused and stroked it for the first time.
Eddy was doing well, concidering he was taking on two Wigglies at once. They had begun to circle him, rushing in at him but he'd deflect in and the other would dash at him and he'd repeat the process. He was getting very aggatated after 5 minutes of this and as they charged at once, he spun quickly, hammers out. This not only deflected them but sent them into oppsite directions. One landed into a tree while the other skidded over the gap. It stood there for a second and Eddy pointed down, it looked, gulped and fell, giving the Ed 160 points. The remaining charged him but he simply side stepped it and allowed for it to fall into the gap and into 160 more points, a total of 320 points.
Double D was busy dodging the dives of the air troops as Ed fruitlessly shot at them olny for them to miss. Double D then had a thought and slapped himself on the head. He spun his tail around and around until it became a helicoptor blade. He shot to the air and proceeded to attack the troop. He shakily dodged a Goomba, due to his little experiance in air manuvearing, but managed to relatliate with a swift flick of his tail but, instead of knocking it, it sliced it in half, poofing into 20 points. He was shocked at the slicing of the creature but used this to his advantage. He swung at the air troops, taking out a Winged Koopa.
"Hey! Sock-head! Incoming!" Eddy bellowed.
He then threw his hammers at the troops, missing as they all, expact Double D, dodged graefully. Eddy growled and produced two more hammer from seemily thin air. He flung them and again they missed. He then grew furious and begana barrage of hammers that flew from his hamds. Ed jioned in firing off fireballs from both hands. Surely in this mix of fire and steel, they'd fell their targets. They did, as they to out The radidly flying troops, however, they each seemed to forget that their smart friends was in the hailstorm.
"Cease fire! Halt! Reframe! Stop!" he shouted as he was clumisly dodgeing the assult.
They halted and the once foe filled sky was cleared, save one badly burned and ticked off raccoon boy. He desended and lighted near them, his black ski hat flicking with a small flame atop its peak like a burning candle.
"I'm glad you finally realizied I was in that hecktide sprall of blind fury!" he shouted, getting his point across.
He would have continued if not for the rustling that caught everyone's attention. They looked at the bush, where the noise came from and saw the familiar shape of a turtle. Eddy rushed at tem, egar to let off some steam left over from the fight. He quickly pounced of the turtle and raised his hammer high.
"Say good-bye!" he yelled
"No! Please!" it shouted
Eddy froze, as did Ed and Double D. They hadn't been in the game for long but they were sure that Koopas didn't talk. Eddy slowly got off the turtle, allowing him room to breath. He dusted himself and the Ed finally got a good look at him. He was difinely out of the ordinary! For starters, he had an orange shell as opposed to green and deep dirty yellow skin. His boots were orange but the strangest thing was on his head. There sat a crop of deep red hair that reached just below his shoulders. His bangs hung just above his eyes that shined a bright, beautiful grey.
"Thanks for not slamming my head in." he said strecthing
"Yes, quite, but may I ask your name?" Edd asked politely as always.
"Oh, sorry. I'm Kendred Farer, but you can call me Kenny." he said pointly to himself
"You ani't like the rest of these Koopas, are you?" Eddy said leaning on the hammer.
"No." he said and looked at the Eds "and judging from your looks, I'd say your not from here are you?" he asked back.
"NO, we're from a planet called Earth. Located in the Galaxy called the Milky Way which is sat about a few lightyears from-"
"Yawn!" Eddy said cutting off the unnessaryily long explanation.
"I know. That's where I'm from." he said
The Eds mouth dropped to the ground in shock. Here before them, was another person from Earth who'd being sucked in just as they had.
"But wait! Howcome you're a Koopa and we're still ourselves?" Double D inquaired
"I'm not to sure myself but I have been in here for a long time." he answered
"How long?" Eddy asked
"About 72,000 hours." he answered casually
"What!?" everyone screamed, even Ed but for no apparent reason.
"You've been in this game for years?!" Edd asked
"Yeah, and I've gotten pretty bored. Koopas don't make great conversaionalist, if you get my meaning." he said
An idea formed in Double D's head as well as Eddy's and Ed, well, ED was thinking of riding a gainting fire-breathing chiken.
"You should know much about this game, then?" Edd asked
"Yeah, every nook and cramming." he said and put his hamds into his pockets, if he had them.
"Then I suggust, coming with us." he replied
"Sure, but I'd like to know your names first." he said jokingly
Edd blushed. How come he forget proper edquitte? He quickly aplogizied.
"Sorry, I'm Eddward with two d's." he introduced
"Hence, Double D." Kenny said
"I'm Eddy." the short Ed said proudly
"And I Am ED!" Ed shouted and danced in place.
Eddy gave him a swift low to the head and turned back to Kenny.
"Okay, now let's get going. I'll lead the way." Kenny said walking forward.
The trio followed quickly. Ed looked at Kenny with hungry eyes and Eddy quickly looked at Double D.
"Keep him away from Ed." he ordered and Edd nodded.
"We've gained a new friend and comrade as well as a guide. Not only that but, he's from Earth as well. How unexpected!" Double D thought as they trotted off.
And so ends the longest chapter I've ever written. I'll try for another two this weekend. See ya!