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"So Terra we heard Aqua's crushing on you. We here at HQ will feed you lines from the safety of the castle while monitoring you up close with our (snaps fingers) ninja trio; but first Xemnas the disclaimer."

"If you weren't my superior you'd be. forget it. Xkokin doesn't own square Enix. That includes kingdom hearts!"

"You do realize that the moon behind us isn't ours anymore. kingdom hearts? geez your slow."

"What my kingdom hearts is no longer mine? Why!" Xemnas sobs then bashes the wall to pieces.

"Wait didn't we do this with Ven and it utterly failed?" as Terra pushes back.

"Yes we have. Alrighty then, Terra into this room. Load the cannon!" kicking terra into the barrel.

"Your just cannon to me mate and me! (both load the gunpowder) On your command superior." Luxord rifles the cards while Xigbar chuckles evily. "Take this you bastard for taking out me aye!" uses blowgun on Terra.

"…Fiiirrreee!" Terra's launched out of the cannon still sleeping like a rock. While Xkokin runs to the monitor.

"Uh sir we forgot to deploy the ninjas!" Xemnas screams, attempting to regain his composure.

"Yeah I know." smiles deviously.

The Park:

Aqua's just strolling the streets chatting with Kairi. "Kairi you there? Aqua has a suitor crashing in now. Look up." Terra bounces off the floor thrice claiming a hole in the nearby tree.

(anime spinny eyes)" Ow damn squirrels! Those nuts are mine not yours! Hey aqua eh surprise." the brunette squeals.

"Terra are you okay?" she helps him up.

"were you flying?" dusting him off.

"No I was just sleeping in the air. Of course I was flying!"

"So far so good guys. Keep it up." Terra fails to cover the piece.

"Who's on the line Terra?" Kairi sneaks up on said person. "Ah ha! here catch." as she plucks the ear bud.

" Is it me or did you kill off the heat cause your as cold as ice." he blurts, failing to notice the bud is missing. She ignores him.

The earpiece is searched. "Guys they're onto us. Abort mission! Mission has been compromised. run run aways!" line goes dead.

"Care to explain?" rainfall is pulled out, tapping her hand.

" They were trying to help me ask you out." mumbled away "way to keep cool under the heat big guy." mumbled in his mind.

"Kairi get his legs, I'll call the others." knocks out Terra, then bags him.

Four hours later:

"Wow what happened to you Terra?"

"Oh it was awful!" still shaking at the sight.

Flashback:

" Hold him down. Aqua bring the laptop over!" she scurries over.

"Hey easy! What are you doing? I can't see a thing!" struggling under the weight of the girls.

"Say cheese!(pulls bag off head and pins him down) Hope you like them!"

"Huh what are you talking ab ab about! (all color drains from his face he goes ghostly pale, eyes begin to melt) My eyes they burn! Cover my eyes cover my eyes for god's sake!" still squirming.

Back at the castle:

" Ouch man that's just awful. Why they did that I will never understand. They did look and sound a little off didn't they?" Xkokin ponders.

Xigbar chuckles as he replays the video. "you just got slashed by cos-playing fan girls." showing the victim the vid.

Terra runs kicks Zexion out of his corner, then proceeds to rock back and forth in the fetal position.

One thorough mind blasting later:

"Hey Sora didn't you hear Kairi's cheating on you?" Roxas pesters.

"No you're lying. She loves me, she would never do that to me." scratching his head, annoyed.

"Tell it to the Tele. tell him Tom!" points at the reanimated television from chapter 2.

"She's a whore." the screen cracks. "Oh no. Not again." Tom turns to dust.

"Hey Tom speak to me! TOM! (finds a keychain) Ooh! (picks up ) Shiny." Xkokin's hypnotized by the keychain.

"Come on we'll show you." Roxas drags Sora by the collar into the corridor.

"Riku it's been too long." Xion glomps Riku.

"Yeah i missed you Xixi." he looks around to make sure no one's around. Then pecks her.

"See she's cheating on you. Look auburn hair, cerulean blue eyes. It's her in Riku's arms and their kissing!" Roxas looks shocked and drops his hand.

"No Kairi why? Why after everything we went through? I died for you and was going to propose in next month." the choco spike whimpered.

"Sora it's not what it looks like. (Kairi's memory of saying said line)" she jumps off Riku.

"You cheated on me. I hate you! Why i saved you I'll never know!" draws synch blades "and you i'm too sexy for my shirt i should've left you in the Darkness! Dashes for his friend. RIKU!"

Three minutes into the fight. "Mr. bubbles you know what to do. Fire the launchers! (peanuts, coconuts and banana peels litter the area. Everyone save yourselves!" Xkokin commands then hides. Everyone else slipped in a random mud puddle.

"I hope this is mud." the two keys fall over.

"Should we tell them about the scilo?" Xkokin chuckles.

"Maybe later after they wake up." Roxas rolls around laughing.

"Wow Xion maybe you should wear contacts or something and perhaps lose the wig." Xigbars brow perks up.

"Well I should take Riri back he needs a bath." Xion shrieks pulling on The Gloves.

"Don't have too much fun. Riku be a good boy now!" Xigbar poofs away.

"Okay. Ooooh! (pulls Riku to bathroom)" Xion starts muttering still steamed.

"Do it. (start chuckling) Hand me the sign." puts up sign. Warning hormone driven teen couple!

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