Birthday gone wrong
"Birthday Party! We were invited to a Birthday Party!" Sora said bouncing on the cool castle looking moonwalk.
"Yay! But who's Birthday Party?" Wakka asked balancing a ball on his head, while bouncing around in the cool looking moonwalk.
"ARBAK!" A random kid in the background yelled while running away from Riku "trying" to hit a piñata blindfolded with a sword.
"Wasn't it that kids umm that kid?" Selphie said pointing to "that kid" with big glasses standing in the corner. (AN: Sorry if I offended any kid with big glasses standing in the corner! XD)
"I'll beat you up with my almighty fpoon! Muhahaha!" Ansem laughed evilly attacking a poor defenseless bowl of ice-cream.
"What the hell is a fpoon?" Kairi asked in normal bitching manner.
"AND who invited Ansem?" Tidus said dancing with a pickle.
"I invited myself and a fpoon is a spoon spelt with a F because…….umm just because!"
"Look! I'm swimming in a pickle tub eating pickles! Wee!" Roxas (AN: Enter Roxas!) said obviously swimming in a pickle tub where did he get a tub? And eating pickles.
"Hey…..I wanna join that! Cannon Ball!" Tidus joined Roxas in the tub of pickle juice eating pickles.
"God Damn piñata! Why won't you just die! GRRRRR!" Riku was swinging away at the piñata he failed miserably to hit each time.
"Look a giant Oreo!" Sora stood proudly next to his giant Oreo that really was a tire form a monster truck! How the hell do you mistake a tire and a giant Oreo? Ones like tar or something and the others junky food goodness! Umm back to the story!
"Finally! A victory for Riku the almighty person of victory! Evil piñata 0 Riku the almighty person of victory 1!" Riku successfully whacked the piñata and was now bragging about his hit but he was so distracted he didn't realize that the piñata was coming alive.
"YOU! RIKU -I DON'T KNOW YOU'RE LAST NAME! Will PAY FOR ATTACKING ME!" The piñata jumped Riku and was now attacking Riku however piñatas attack someone. Umm like ramming and tackling him umm you think of something you have imaginations.
"Why the hell do I hang out with these people I'm the only sane one! Hey you people who write this damn thing! Why am I in here?" Kairi said poking the authors.
"YO hold up don't poke the bear! You wont' like me when I angry!" JaN threatened.
"Why you'll turn all green and grow like six feet or something?" Kairi mocked still poking the authors.
"No this happens…" A piano randomly falls from a plain and crushes Kairi.
"Well Kairi the Bitch 0 JaN 1." JaN smiles evilly.
Meanwhile Riku and the piñata are still at war. The Piñata throws Riku on a table breaking it in half followed by an evil piñata laugh.
"Monkeys are fun." Selphie could be seen in the petting zoo with the monkeys dancing around. A sign just visible reading "DO NOT DANCE WITH THE MONKEYS".
Back to Riku and the piñata. The piñata we recently named Jose was looking for Riku who conveniently ran away screaming like a pequita ella (little girl). Riku was however hiding in a tree above Jose the piñata.
Riku jumped from the tree to tackle Jose the piñata. "Here's something for you to chew on asshole." Riku yelled punching the piñata. Riku began to pull off the beautiful colored paper streamers decorating Jose. He tore a hole open and began to pull out Jose's candy guts throwing them in the air. How gruesome.
"SAVE THE PINATAS!" Sora yelled an official badge of SP adorning his shirt.
"Time for the Happy Birthday!" The mother of "that kid" said. Everyone ran to the table because there was cake.
"Yay! We get to have cake!" Selphie, Wakka, Tidus and Roxas yelled at the same time.
"CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE." Chanted Riku and Sora.
"Cake? Wait where's the cake?" The mother asked looking around.
"THERE'S NO CAKE HERE!" Ben yelled before running out of the house and down the street.
"No cake? NO CAKE! Minions attack!" Sora yelled children running out of the house while Sora and the gang began to wreak mayhem on the house.
"I'm going to throw two chairs through the window!" Tidus yelled grabbing the two chairs and throwing them through the windows.
"Why two?" Wakka asked about to throw a gallon of gasoline on the house.
"Why? Because I didn't get to through a chair through a window in the last chapter." Tidus answered before skipping off.
"Look I have a match and I make the house go boom." Selphie lit the house a blaze while Roxas threw cats and dogs from the roof of the burning house.
"Save the animals! Hey……it's raining cats and dogs!" Roxas continued his throwing of the animals.
"Tehe, I'm spiking the punch." Namine is seen on a Volleyball court with the punch.
"Hiya Ansem what you doing over here behind the bushes? Whatcha eating? Is that frosting?" Ansem looked or tried to look innocent while cleaning his face.
"H-he's eating the CAKE!" Sora yelled pointing a finger as Ansem.
"What n-no! What cake? I don't see no cake! Please I didn't awe!" Ansem was caught by Sora and Riku pounding him into oblivion.
Selphie came out riding on top of a Gorilla. The Gorilla grabbed Ansem and started to dance with him to "Feel Good Inc. by the Gorillaz" The Gorilla tossed Ansem into the air and waited for Ansem to come back down. Unfortunately he threw Ansem up with all his strength and he never came down.
They waited for awhile before returning back to the mayhem of the birthday party. "Monkeys are fun!" Selphie yelled.
That was a weird end well it is 2… 2 late to be writing this. SO Review if not will still torture you with our random chronicles of stuff. I live to be random and annoying! Enjoy the long awaited update!