Author's Notes: Hello! The 4th chapter is here! Remember, I'll use anybody's idea for my story, oh yeah & for anybody who had difficulty pronouncing the double L in the word pollo in the Kirby chapter, you pronounce it like a Y so if you were saying to yourself, 'What the… how do you say this weird word?', you now have the answer.
Chpt.4 Pikachu
"Hello everybody, & welcome back to Wanna Bet? Super Smash Bros. Version! I'm your host, Master Hand & Crazy Hand is at a hospital right now getting surgery with Link because his retarded mind didn't know what the word 'safety' meant when he was playing with Link's lightsaver, so anyways, 1st is Pokey with thirty-five thousand dollars, 2nd is Bowser Jr. & Resetti both with twenty-nine thousand dollars, & in last is Louie with twenty-five thousand six hundred & five dollars & the only. Well now let's meet the 4th character in the game… here's Pikachu!" Master Hand said as the yellow mouse excitedly jumped out & greeted the audience, "Hello Pikachu! How are you?"
"Pika, pi pi pi pika!" Pikachu said.
"Say what? Wait! I'll just use the microphone thingy I used on Kirby," Master Hand took out the microphone thingy & put it on pikaese, "All right then Pikachu just speak into the microphone & say what you just said again."
Pikachu cleared his throat & started talking.
"I said that I am doing excellent & that I feel happy to be here today, also I'm actually happy to be away from that messy hair kid that allows me to sit on his shoulder from the anime. Lemme see, I think his name is Blast Ketchup," Pikachu said in his more understandable voice.
"Okay so are ya ready to do something stupid?" Master Hand asked.
"Will I be getting paid?" Pikachu replied.
"Of course you will," Master Hand said.
"When do I start?" Pikachu asked with a grin.
"Okay Pikachu, you will notice a box in front of you, take out a piece of paper & read what it says,"
"Umm, Master Hand, I can't read,"
"Oh man I was hoping it wouldn't come to this but…BARNEY!!"
Then out of no where, the horrible dinosaur popped out of nowhere.
"Hello Mr. Hand, do you want me to educate?"
"Sure sure, reading skills, this little mouse here, after the show, & this time, DON'T MAKE POPCORN you retarded excuse for a dinosaur!"
"Okay, then I'll bring some friends with me! I love everything, even that gay teletubby that always carries a purse where ever he goes!" Barney said.
"Ugh, I can't take much more of this," Master Hand got out a control & pressed a button activating a booby trap on the floor Barney was standing on so he's gone for now & when he hit the ground, you could hear Barney say, "Ow! My buttocks!", "So Pikachu, lemme read that. It says that you need to make a pokémon smile in 10 minutes, but 1st we need to spin the pokémon wheel."
Master Hand got out a big wheel with all the pokémon names. Pikachu spun it & the wheel was slowing down, it was gonna land on Mew, but it was still going & unfortunately, it landed on Mewtwo.
"What! Are you serious!?" Pikachu almost fainted.
"You have 10 minutes, starting… now!"
A mewtwo came out & 9 minutes later Pikachu was gonna call it quits.
"Wait! I have an idea!" Pikachu thought.
"Okay Mewtwo, If you smile, I'll give you 1,000 dollars," Pikachu said.
"Consider it done!" Mewtwo said as he showed his cheesy smile.
"Congrats Pikachu, you just won 1,000 dollars," Master Hand said as he handed Pikachu 1,000 dollars who then gave it to Mewtwo.
"Yay! I just won nothing! Wait a minute… NOTHING? I want my money back!" Pikachu soon used thunder bolt on everything so Master Hand activated booby trap number 2 & Pikachu went bye-bye.
"Well, looks like great destruction can come in small packages, so let's go to our celebrities," Master Hand said.
"We are all speechless, we all thought he would fail, & we all betted the same amount of money too, but Louie, he betted less than us since he's not used to the currency," said Resetti.
"How much did you guys bet?" asked Master Hand.
"Ten thousand dollars,"
"How 'bout Louie?"
"Six hundred & five dollars," Louie said.
"Well that means that Pokey & Louie are tied in 1st for twenty-five thousand dollars, & in last is Bowser Jr. & Resetti with nineteen thousand dollars, & right now it's time for a commercial break, YAY!"
Next Chapter: Yoshi
Then: Samus
After That: Donkey Kong
Special Thanks: Julianmon
Author's Notes: Sorry it took a while to update because at first, I was taking a break, then my computer wouldn't let me log on for a stupid reason & my dad wouldn't fix it for a while so yeah, & one more thing, remember to share ideas if you want to.