Chapter 4:And now an intermission...
Suddenly, the entire screen goes blank then these words appear on Soundwave's screen.
END OF ACT ONE. PLEASE INSERT DISK TWO.
Airrazor:What the-
Tidal Wave:Why movie stop?
Soundwave:I only though disk two was the bonus stuff. Anyways...
Soundwave turns to LaserBeak
Soundwave:Laserbeak! Go get the second disk!
Laserbeak flies off
Starscream:So what do we do while we wait?
Soundwave:I have pictures of that party with the HTFs. Wanna see?
Everyone nods their heads.
Soundwave:Alright. Here's Grimlock and Devastator beating Evil Flippy to death...
Grimlock:BEAR THINK HE KING, BUT ME GRIMLOCK KING!!
Soundwave:Here's that fat 70's bear hitting on Arcee. Now here's what Arcee did to him...
A picture of a dead Disco Bear floating through space is shown.
Soundwave:Now here's the talent show put up by Giggles and Petunia. Here's all the auctioneers for the show...
A huge crowd is shown.
Soundwave:And here's who got in...
Soundwave and Co. seen.
Shockwave:Like's it's my fault they pulled the trigger while I was in gun mode...
Soundwave:Now here's me and co. doing our stuff. Now it shows both girls getting jealous of the attention I'm getting. Now it shows both girls trying to gain attention by pulling me off the set, then trying to attract attention themselves...
LOL ensues as it show Giggles and Petunia wearing slutty looking clothing riding on Grimlock.
Soundwave:This of course failed. Now it shows both girls trying my tricks and failing. Now we see Giggles and Petunia so pissed they start blaming their bad luck on Grimlock and kicking him. Here's Grimlock's reaction...
LOL ensues again with Grimlock chasing Giggles and Petunia. Several other HTFs (and a micro-master) are shown stomped to death in the chase.
Soundwave:Now me and co. ask what's wrong. We forgot what they said, but it was along the lines of that they were the star and we're taking their audience. I said if you girls wanted attention, then all you two have to do is this!
It shows Giggles and Petunia kissing each other on stage. LOL ensues.
SoundWave:Now here's Flaky and Flippy admitting how they feel for each other and then making out passionately.
Everyone else:Awwww!
Soundwave:And here's then seeing us take pictures of them kissing.
Hound:Come to think of it, you disappeared at the time this picture was taken. Where did you go?
Soundwave:This is what they did to me and co.
LOL ensues with picture of Soundwave and co. drifting aimlessly through space.
Soundwave: And now here's all of us with the HTFs and Optimus Prime and Megatron posing around a huge sign. And here's what happened afterwards...
It shows the HTFs crushed to death by the huge sign and the Transformers looking dumbfounded. Laughter and applase are the reaction.
Soundwave:And who said picture shows are boring?
Prowl:Laserbeak hasn't returned with the second disk yet. What do we do now?
Jazz:I know! Let's watch all the HTF DVDs!
Shockwave:No! Let's watch all Transformer generation 1 DVDs!
One half of crowd:HAPPY TREE FRIENDS!!!!!
Other half:TRANSFORMERS!!!!!
A huge brawl breaks out and lasts for an hour.
Soundwave:Can't we watch both?
And they do.
Devastator:BIRDIE BACK WITH DISK.
Laserbeak places disk into Soundwave.
Fortress Maximus:Let the fun continue!!!
Disk pops out again and smacks into Starscrem's head.
Starscream:The author really has to stop this.
Me:Sorry
The disk is placed back in, and movie continues.
Well, hope you've enjoyed that bit of randomness! I'll get back to the movie next chapter. See you then!