Castiel woke up to a ringing noise.
He shifted his face on his pillow. Wait a second this wasn't a pillow, it was Dean.
Cas sat up and discovered that they had fallen asleep on the couch once again. He muted the TV and poked Dean in the stomach.
Dean mumbled in his sleep and moved slightly, but didn't wake up. He only seemed to have become comfier.
"Dean!" Cas said poking the other man with more force.
"What?" Dean asked groggily.
"Turn your alarm off and get up," Cas told him.
Dean opened his eyes and smiled, half because he saw Cas and half because he had manage to cheat death. That's right Dean Winchester had gone to a bar the night before without getting a hangover.
He pulled his phone out of his pocket and turned off the alarm.
"You know I'm up early," Dean said. "I set the alarm an hour early because I always sleep through it for a long time."
"Sorry, but I wasn't listening to that for another hour anyways," Cas responded.
"Do you have any morning classes?" Dean asked.
"Nope," Cas responded.
"You make yourself at home or something, I'm going for a shower," Dean said before walking away.
Cas unmuted the TV and half watched some game-show. It was the best thing he could find on in the morning on a weekday.
Dean was just about to get out of the shower when there was a knocking at the door.
Cas wasn't sure if he should answer the door or not if Dean was in the shower, but before he could decide Dean walked to the door with a towel draped around his waist.
"Wow you actually learned to knock," Dean commented as he let his brother into the room.
"And you lost the ability to wear clothes," Sam commented as he looked between Cas and Dean suspiciously. Trying and failing to not seem angered.
"We fell asleep watching TV again," Dean immediately explained. "I was in the shower when you showed up, he was sitting on the couch. Okay Mommy?"
Cas smirked a little bit at that last comment getting a glare from Sam.
Sam noticed that Dean's hair was wet and Cas's wasn't so he decided that it was an acceptable answer.
"Here," Sam said handing his brother the cds that he had already uploaded to his computer.
Dean rolled his eyes not taking the cds and walked away saying, "I'm gonna go get some clothes on, I don't like the way you're eyeing me Sammy."
"Don't call me Sammy," Sam called after him.
"What's that Sammy? I couldn't hear you," Dean said sarcastically while he threw some clothes on.
"Dean don't," Sam said as his brother re-entered the room.
"Don't what?" Dean asked innocently. "And I'm making breakfast so if you want to stay you better start sucking up."
"Fine, please can I stay to eat something edible?" Sam asked sarcastically while giving his best puppy-dog eyes. Jess lived in the same building and Sam had stayed at her place the night before. She managed to even ruin cereal half the time.
Dean sighed like it was the end of the world, "I guess so. French toast?"
Sam agreed so Dean turned to Cas who was grinning.
"What?" Sam and Dean asked at the same time.
"You two are like an old married couple," Cas commented.
"One, I'm not old. Two, I have standards. I would never marry Sam even if we weren't related," Dean argued. "You no longer get the opportunity to refuse french toast."
"So I didn't come just to give you the cds and steal food," Sam said. "I need to talk to you and it's better that Cas is here."
Cas came and leaned against the wall of the kitchen.
"Aww are we getting Sammy's blessing?" Dean asked trying to get on his brother's nerves.
"Jess wants to go on a double date with you guys on Saturday," Sam said.
"Isn't that your anniversary?" Dean asked receiving a shocked look from both Sam and Cas. "What? I listen."
"Yeah," Sam said.
"And why does she want me around?" Dean asked. "Don't you remember? I ruin relationships by being in the same room as them."
Sam rolled his eyes and said, "Apparently it's either you two come or I don't."
"Is that a sexual reference?" Dean asked trying to look innocent.
"No," Sam said. "I meant if you don't go on the date I don't either."
"So that means that I control your fate," Dean said smirking.
"You're going to make this as hard as possible aren't you?" Sam asked.
Dean opened his mouth to make a sex joke, but was cut off by Sam.
"Don't make me go get her," Sam said.
"Fine," Dean agreed, knowing that Jess was very good at 'persuading' people into doing things. She had two older brothers so she is skilled in the art of threats and blackmail. "Cas you in?"
"I guess," Cas said. "I still don't get why she wants us there."
"So she doesn't get stuck looking at Sam all night," Dean responded. "She needs some pretty faces to look at."
"Dean you aren't going to act like a three year old and screw up this date," Sam said as Dean passed him a plate.
He passed one to Cas, then sat down with his own food.
"Why would I do that?" Dean asked.
"Cut the crap Dean," Sam said pulling a ring out of his pocket.
"Didn't you hear me earlier?" Dean asked. "I wouldn't marry you even if it wasn't all sick and incesty."
Sam gave him a bitch-face and mumbled, "She just had to invite you two."
"Maybe it's a sign you shouldn't ask her," Dean said in between bites.
"Thank you Mr. Optimistic," Sam said sarcastically.
Cas would have contributed something to the conversation, but he was too busy cramming food in his face. He tried to make sure not to eat it too quickly, but it was amazing.
"I think he likes your french toast," Sam said after a few minutes and they both stared at a red-faced Cas.
"I'd have to hope so, food is all I'm good at," Dean said. He resisted the urge to add 'and sex'.
"They're alright," Cas said not convincing anyone with his word choice.
"Do you want more?" Dean asked.
Cas responded yes just a little too quickly causing the brothers to smirk.
A/N: Please read and review this chapter and help make my day :P Anyways thanks for reading.
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