Right place,right time.

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~~*4:Oh my dende….*~~

Marron blushed as her,Bra and Goten watched the playback.

"Damn if only we could've picked up the sound!"Bra cursed "We could have had the best blackmailing properties ever!Damn damn damn!"

Suddenly Uub opened the door and walked in.

"Hey guy's."he said "Have any of you seen Pan around?I haven't ran into her yet.Gohan said she was outside….." Marron and Bra both started giggling. "W- what's so funny?Do I have something on my face?" Goten chuckled and shook his head.

"Nah Uub.It's nothing.She's inside somewhere.Probably somewhere around Trunks."he said.

"On Trunks" Bra corrected.The three of them started to laugh again.Uub looked at them,confused.

"What do you mean?"he asked cautiously.They looked at each other.

"Do you think we should tell him?"Goten asked the two girls next to him.Marron and Bra nodded. "Okay Uub,we'll tell you…..but you have to promise you can't tell anyone about this.It'll be great for blackmailing them…."

"Well,show me what you're gonna show me!"Uub said impatiently.Bra hit a few buttons on the digital camera and the tape began to play again.

It was only going for about a minute,until Pan sat down on the 'chair'.The picture zoomed in to see Trunks blush deeply,and then smirk a little. Suddenly,a voice came on over the tape.'Oh no!He's enjoying it now!' on-the- tape Bra sniggered.You could hear Marron and Goten laugh in the background.They stopped the tape there,saying that nothing interesting happened from then on.

Uub just stared at the small screen for a moment.He didn't believe what he just saw.

"Was that Pan?"he asked.Bra smacked her forehead.

"Of course it was!Who else around here could possibly have a thing for my brother?"she cried.

"Bra,there's no need to be so mean about it"Marron said quietly.Bra sighed.

"Just cause you used to like the big jerk doesn't mean there's anyone else on this earth who likes him.Not for who he is anyway.It's just the gold- diggers….."

"But this is Pan!?"Uub cried. "I never knew she had a thing for Trunks!"

"Pan's pretty good at covering up her feelings."Goten said.*What an understatement!*

Everyone in the room had to agree.

"Ah,well.I still gotta go say hi to her."Uub said,getting up off of the floor.He walked out the door and flew down the stair's,almost knocking Piccolo over in the process. "Sorry!"he called over his shoulder.

*Human's.*Piccolo thought.Uub quickly saw Pan standing by the food table,looking down at it sadly.

"Hey Pan!"he called.Pan turned and smiled brightly at him.He had been like a substitute Trunks to her when they were avoiding each other.

"Uub!"she cried.She bounded over to him but stopped a few feet in front. "WHY didn't you get here earlier?"she demanded. "I've been here for almost an hour now." Uub smiled sheepishly.

"Uh…heh…sorry.I just got caught up on my way over.Anyway-I've been looking for you little man.It's almost been a year." Pan hugged him.

"You know 'little man' annoys the shit outta me right?It's worse than 'Panny'…"she shuddered.

"Sorry-hard habit to break." His eyes raked her body,he couldn't help noticing the way the t-shirt clung against her like a second skin. "Wow Pan."

They both blushed,as Trunks walked up to them.

"Hi Uub"Trunks said,leaning on Pan's shoulder.Uub smiled.

"Hello Mr.President."Uub replied politely.Trunks growled.

"You know that crap annoys me like hell"he snarled.Uub laughed a little.

"Yeah-but sometimes it's just too easy Trunks.Anyway guys I'll leave you two alone."He winked and walked off,leaving a very confused Trunks Vegeta Briefs and Pan Son behind.

"What was up with that?"Pan asked.Trunks shrugged.

"I have no idea.But I think I'm gonna have to warn Gohan to get his stick."he said.Pan looked even more confused.Then she turned kinda green.

"Trunks,I have no idea what your implying,but if your unmasking some hidden desires for my Dad-I just don't wanna know." Trunks chuckled.

"Sick.Everyone thinks my mind is in the gutter-but they always seem to overlook sweet little innocent Pan-chan.Anyway-I was talking about what I had said to you that day when…."he trailed off,she had already asked him not to say anything about it.

"When everything went to hell?"she asked.Trunks nodded.

"Yeah,I remember telling you that one day I would be standing beside Gohan beating all the guys off of you with a stick.I think Uub is the first of those guys.He was looking at you in a very un-friend like way." Pan blushed.

"Oh please.Uub is just a friend.Nothing more.Just because you haven't been getting any lately doesn't mean you have to butt into my love-life." Pan said hotly.

"Oh and you HAVE?Gohan's not going to be very happy when he learns his little girl isn't a virgin anymore."Trunks retorted sharply.Goten,Marron,Uub and Bra were on the stairs watching the argument closely-Bra holding her trusty camcorder.

"I am a virgin you sick bastard.I'm not some five cent whore like the girl's YOU date Trunks." Pan snarled.Trunks eyes flashed dangerously.

"Wanna take this outside guys?There's waaaaay to much sexual tension building up in here" Krillin said,looking up at them-smirking his little smirk.

"Krillin!"Gohan cried. "Please!Don't say that about my daughter!"

"Why?We're all adults here,right?"Yamcha said. "And its true.That's exactly the way Vegeta and Bulma used to act.And then Trunks came along….."At the mention of her name-Bulma entered the conversation.

"Actually Mr.Smart-ass,we're not all adult's here-Bra's still seventeen!"Gohan rolled his eyes.

"That's almost an adult.Wait,why are we all fighting?Let's all just let it go." Vegeta walked up to Gohan,eyes narrowed so far they were slit's.

"Nobody orders my mate around brat.Only I can do that."he growled.Suddenly ,Krillin ,Yamcha, Gohan and Vegeta jumped into a huge brawl-every man for himself.Bulma rolled her eyes.Next to her,Videl sighed.

"Men can be so primitive"she said. "CHI-CHI!!" Chi-Chi looked up from the book she was reading and frowned.She reached into her handbag and pulled out a huge metal frying pan.

She ran over to the fight and started swinging it into the tangle of males.Every few seconds it would connect with something and make a painful sounding "TWAaAaANG'

Soon,all the men were rolling around on the floor,holding their heads.All except Vegeta who growled at Chi-Chi before stalking off to another room.

Throughout the whole thing,Pan and Trunks just stood there glaring at each other.

"Outside.Maybe that spar I've been wanting will come earlier than I thought."Pan said quietly,a smirk stretched across her lips.

"Aren't you gonna change or something?Uub might distract you by drooling everywhere."Trunks growled.Pan frowned.From the stairs,Uub blushed a little

*Damn,it couldn't have been that obvious-could it?*he thought.

"What are you Trunks?Jealous?Are you jealous that for once a girl isn't drooling over you?"Pan yelled.

Trunks stepped back,the volume of her voice hurting his super sensitive saiyajin ears.Now,everyone in the room was watching them

"How the hell could I be jealous of him drooling over you?He obviously doesn't have very good taste in women if he's getting excited over a little brat"he snarled. *So what the hell does that say about you Trunks!?*he yelled at himself *She's getting your adrenalin pumping just by yelling at you! Wait…isn't this how Mom and Dad fight?Maybe…. ugh!NO!*

Pan bared her teeth threateningly-the saiyajin side of her coming through.

"Shut your face asshole.Get outside."she growled.Trunks only scowled at her.

"Fine,but don't blame me if you end up crying."he said,stalking out the door.Pan followed,and everyone followed after her.

"I see what you mean about sexual tension,Krillin!"Bulma said loudly.Gohan frowned,but Videl only pushed him outside.

^Come on,honey-you have to be there to support her!It's the age old battle of Son versus Briefs!^

^Yeah-and I have to be there to kick Trunks' ass if he hurts her^

As if on cue,everyone assembled around the house.Trunks and Pan walked out to a more bare part of the lawn-a place where they couldn't hurt any of the late Dr.Briefs' precious flowers.Krillin was in a state of confusion.

*Now,Krillin,who're you gonna root for?Sure now-her Grandfather was your best friend….but Bulma has a tendency to get a little edgy….but then again- Chi-Chi's pretty handy with a frypan.Gohan and Videl would get really mad if I cheered for Trunks-but I don't think they would hurt me….but what about Vegeta!?Nah-he doesn't really care.Then it's settled.*

"Come on Pan!"he yelled "Show the old man a real work out!Win one for team Son!Do what Goten never could!"Goten frowned.

"Hey!The last time we fought I was only seven!" he pouted. "GO TRUNKS!IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES MAN!" Next to Goten,Bra was screaming pretty nuch the same thing-just for a different person.

"WOO-HOO !GO PAN-CHAN!YOU BEAT HIS ASS GOOD GIRL!" Marron and Uub were vouching for Pan as well.Bulma ,Yamcha and Roshi were all yelling at him to win.And obviously Gohan,Videl and Chi-Chi were doing the same for her.

Vegeta Vegeta wasn't yelling-but of course he was going for his only son and would-be heir to the saiyajin throne.Gyuu Mayou couldn't yell anymore- but he was going for his great-granddaughter.

Eighteen and Piccolo were expecting Trunks to win but they weren't going to say anything.

Pan and Trunks got into a fighting stance.

*You may think your good,Pan-but you know I'm stronger then you-so why are you doing this in front of everyone?* Trunks thought.

"I hope your ready boxer-boy"she growled. "Cause I ain't gonna hold back"





And so the fight begins!Boy oh boy are saiyajins touchy!And the entire thing is all over Uub-he must feel so special!Okay okay-review guys so I can get some motivation here!!