Hungary went to England's one day to buy cigarettes for a friend. However, she obtained a phrase book that wasn't a wise choice for communication with the English. She walked into the shop asking England for cigarettes with her phrase book in hand.
"I will not buy this record, it is scratched."
"Sorry?"
"I will not buy this record it is scratched."
"No, no, no this is a tobacconist."
"Ah, I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched."
"No,no, no tobacco, um cigarettes."
"Yes, yes cigarettes."
Hungry then wanted to order matches so she looked for another phrase.
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
England was confused at the phrase.
"What?"
"My hovercraft,"
Hungary then made gestures of striking a match
"Is full of eels."
"Oh matches, matches."
"Ja, ja ,ja."
She then tried to ask how much she had to pay but,
"Do you want? Do you waaant to come back to my place? Bouncy bouncy?"
"Uh I don't think you're using that right."
"You great poof."
"Umm.. that will be six and six please."
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected."
England wanted Hungary to understand what he was saying so he asked for her book,
"Umm may I?"
"Ja, ja, ja."
He then looked for a phrase to say the price,
"Hmm costs six and six."
He then found it,
"Ah, Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka."
Hungary then punched him. But soon a policeman from a far off distance ran down multiple streets right into the shop.
"What's going on here then?"
Hungary looked in her book and pointed at England,
"You have beautiful thighs."
"What?"
"She hit me."
"Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime."
"Right."
Soon she was dragged out of the shop.
"My nipples explode with delight."