Binas: Sorry for the long wait but we hit a brick wall. But no worries. We are back! More Jack bumbling and some humor that may make you want to use the bathroom.
I even got a little speculation on Jack. I think he is ADHD. He shows a bunch of symptoms of it and is definitely type 3.
I also just saw the Season 3 episode: Magical Mystery Cure. There are no story/plot twists in the world that can match up to it!
Phantom Fan 21: We also got into our Mini Stories a little too much, but hey! We back and broke that that brick wall. Please know we'll hit bricks wall ever now and then like changing Anti-Danny name. We couldn't figure out how we would do it. That stop us for a while, now we can move on.
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Chapter 4: The Name Game and Crystals
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After Jack found a place to relieve himself, they started exploring the Crystal Empire.
"I never seen any place like it.", Maddie said in awe.
"What's this?", Jack asked and ran at high speed to the Crystal Heart.
Rainbow Dash went wide eyed.
"How can a guy so big move so fast?", Rainbow Dash asked with jaw hanging open in shock and ears flopped over.
"Candy!", Jack shouted and licked a crystal.
Anti-Danny and Danny backed away.
"I swear ghost hunting and school is easier than handling my dad...", Danny said.
"Yeppie older me.", Anti-Danny said gagging at the sight.
"BLEH! This isn't candy at all!", Jack said frowning.
Maddie faces Jack and gasps in shock while she became purple in the face.
"JACK! NO! That's not candy!", Maddie shouted, "Oh dear..."
{Binas: Yes. A Legend of Korra reference. Can you guess the scene?}
Maddie rushed over but Jack ran off.
"Jack!", Maddie shouted.
The Mane Six and Anti-Mane Six stood there in shock.
"Did he just eat a rock?", Anti-Rainbow Dash asked.
"Yes...", Rainbow Dash said ready to barf.
The Pinkies were on the floor laughing.
"How unsanitary that is!", Rarity said looking disgusted.
"I'd rather bathe in filthy mud than see how many beautiful crystals that guy can swallow without chewing.", Anti-Rarity said fainting with Rarity.
The Fluttershys said nothing.
The Twilights were a bit disgusted.
"At least he didn't pee on a crystal...", Jazz said.
"Don't ever bring up dad mistaking something as a toilet again!", Danny said making his eyes glow.
"Still mad he peed in your bed when you were sleeping?", Jazz asked trying not to laugh.
"He WHAT?!", The Twilights yelled and went wide eyed.
The rest of the Mane Six, Anti-Mane Six, and Anti-Danny unleashed a rainbow of eeewwws.
"He was sleep walking to the bathroom and though my face was the Fenton Urinal. And that happened on Christmas when I was six.", Danny said frowning, "One of the reasons why I used to hate Christmas. After that, it became like a routine where my dad would start sleep walking every Christmas and pee somewhere in my room. He sleep walks too much for his own good and Jazz has recommended to put the coffee in the house on "Dad Proof Mode" to prevent that."
All of the ponies looked disturbed. Anti-Danny gawked.
"Dadda peed in my mouth. I was escaping at the time.", Anti-Danny said.
Everyone and pony turned green and ran off to go barf.
"TIM CHARLIE!", Jazz yelled on accident.
"Huh?", Anti-Danny asked tilting his head.
Danny head snapped up at the name.
"That's it!", He cried.
Everyone and Pony turned to him.
"Since we can't keep call other me Danny or Anti-Danny, we call him Charlie, what you think?", Danny explained.
"Charlie? I like it!", Anti-Danny ,or now know as Charlie, said after thinking on it.
"Sounds Cool", The Rainbows said.
"Fits you well.", The Apples agree.
The others nod.
Jack took a crystal he grabbed and look at it.
"Can't Believe I thought this candy.", He said to himself.
Too bad his day was not going well, first he get yelled at by Princess Celestia, then he eats a crystal, and now he slipped in a small puddle of... Ectoplasm?
Jack watched as the crystal he had fell into the puddle and absorbs it.
The crystal turns green and glows. Jack picked it.
"Did I just make some without blowing it up?", Jack asked to no one or pony.
Then he beamed in pride.
"Yes! I, Jack Fenton, had finally made something without blow anything up!", Jack said hopping around.
He ran back to his family and Danny's pony friends to show what he made.
Danny was talking to the Anti-Mane Six to see if Charlie still if he can visit them.
"That not problem Darling.", Anti-Rarity said.
"He's welcome back any time.", Anti-Twilight agreed.
Danny nods and turn to Anti-Rainbow Dash.
"Hey Anti-Rainbow!", Danny called, causing her to turn to him, "You remember this when you Charlie met again."
He turned to Rainbow Dash and they did their hand-hoof shake.
"Punch, Punch, Kick, Kick, we deliver bit hits.", they said doing the motions.
"COOL!", Anti-Rainbow Dash and Charlie shouted.
"Hey! Fenton Family!", Jack call as he reached them.
Everyone and pony turned him and saw the glowing green crystal in his hand.
"Jack you better not be eating more crystals.", Maddie said sighing.
"Not this time Mads.", Jack said before he held it to his wife, "I was walk an little bit to see what was candy when I slip in some Ectoplasm and this crystal fell in it. The crystal absorbed it, turning it green and caused it to glow."
Maddie eye's widen and took the crystal to study it.
"Jack you made an Ecto-Crystal!", Maddie said awe.
"An Ecto-Crystal?", Everyone and pony asked.
"It's really rare and it can power boost the ghost who holds it.", Maddie explain, then turn to Jack, "I glad you made something without blowing something else up."
Danny and Jazz look at each other with a little fear in their eyes.
"They blow things up?", Shining Armor asked them.
"At least Dad does.", Danny said face palming.
"We don't know which is worse, Dad blowing things up, or them bring our food to live and try to eat us.", Jazz said face palming at the end.
"They WHAT?!", The Twilights yelled.
"Another reason we make own food, they use ectoplasm to cook.", Danny said before he turn to the real Twilight, "So Princess Twilight. When can we met your sister-in-law?"
"Guess my friends told you.", Twilight said.
Danny nods.
"I'm going to take my pony friends back home now. I'll be back soon with some stuff they gave me.", Charlie said.
Danny nods and turned to the Anti-Mane Six.
"Keep an eye on him until he comes back will you?", He ask.
"Su...sure.", Anti-Fluttershy said meekly.
"Other Me you don't need to be too shy just open up a little more.", Fluttershy told her other self.
"Yeah and keep working on 'The Stare'.", Charlie said causing Danny to turn to the Real Fluttershy
"The Stare?", Danny asked.
"It's a look I use if any animal is misbehaving.", She said meekly.
"Wow Fluttershy tells her other self to open more and she get timed again.", Rainbow Dash whispered annoyed to Danny.
After Charlie and the Anti-Mane Six left, Shining Armor took them the Crystal Castle.
Rarity was still trying to control herself and stick with her friends.
Danny decided to ask about her.
"What's with Rarity?", He ask.
"The last time we came here Rarity couldn't stop daydreaming about being a crystal pony.", Twilight answered.
"I can see why.", Danny said then shivered at a thought that appear in his mind.
"What wrong Danny?", Twilight ask.
"There some one from my world that would daydream about that too.", He said.
"Who?", Jazz ask.
"Paulina.", Danny answer and Jazz nods in agreement.
"Paulina? Oh you mean that girl who was hording the rock when we first went to you world?", Rainbow Dash asked missing the look that Rarity gave her.
"That's her.", Danny said before he was jumped.
"Hello again Mr. Phantom!", Lyra said with Bon-Bon running up to them.
"Lyra get off of Danny!", She said and Danny just phase himself through the ground and pop up right next to Twilight.
"Man she's just as hyper as my Dad.", Danny said.
"At lease he doesn't jump you.", Twilight agreed.
"Come on Bon-Bon I can't help myself.", Lyra said, "He's a hero and I just what to know him some more."
"He told us himself that he doesn't what everypony to be after him like at his home.", Bon-Bon remind her.
"Well glad somepony get's it, finally.", Danny said throwing his hands in the air.
The others look at him but Rainbow Dash nods in agreement.
"You get what he means?", Pinkie ask her.
"Yeah! Told me everything that happen when I took him to see the Wonderbolts.", Rainbow Dash said then shivered at what Danny told her, "Still can't believe that guy wanted Danny to sign his chest hair with a razor!"
"Ewwww!", Everyone and Pony said.
"Just what we thought.", Danny and Rainbow Dash said together.
{Phantom Fan 21: Check out My Mini Stories for that adventure.}
After leaving Lyra and Bon-Bon Twilight took them to Candace.
"Twilight!", The Alicorn said and ran up to her.
Like with Anti-Twilight, they did the special hoof shake.
Danny still thought his and Rainbow Dash was better but kept his mouth shut this time.
"I'm Glad you can make and I see you brought your friends and some new ones.", Candace said.
"Yeah, That over there is Danny Phantom, I'm sure Celestia told you about him, and that his family.", Twilight said as Danny walked up and bow to her.
"You sure know how to treat royalty Mr. Phantom.", Candace said.
"I have my share of Princesses, Princess.", Danny said, "And it Danny if you mind."
"Not at all, I'm Princess Candace, the Princess of Love.", She said bowing back to Danny.
"Your Aunt invite me and my family here and what this about an Crystal fair?", Danny said and ask.
"I'll be glad to show you.", Candace said and lean the group to the fair.