Ice: alright we have lots of work to do Riza take it away!
Riza: Icekitten71 does not own FMA
Ice: Your dull ANYWAY! Lots and lots of work here lets start with:
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RIZA: Replace Winry's wrench with a leek
ROY: Hug Riza, because I know you want to
Riza: Are you sure I'll be safe doing that
Ice: No of course not but you gotta do it *hand leek happily*
Riza: *switches* Good thing she won't be here soon
Ice: ALRIGHTY! Roy time to cuddle with Riza
Riza: WHAT!?
Roy: Yes! *squeezes Riza tightly until she faints*
Ice: I think you overdid it umm... Well continuing this one is from:
a Mysterious Illusion
Dare for Alphonse! : You must stuff as many people inside your armor as possible (without it getting TOO awkward for them) and keep them there for the next two or three chapters! Of course the others don't have to be agreeable... *evil grin* And May can't join them.
Al: WHAT!?
May: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ice: Well Al go ahead
Al: Okay um ni-san can you climb inside me
Ed: Why would I do that?
Ice: *bekons Al to use force*
Al: I'm sorry you guys *grabs Ed, Riza, and Roy*
Winry: *enters room* Hey guys whats uahhp!
Al: *shoves Winry in* There! I'm full!
Ice: Good!
Ed: Hey Roy your back is bending my arm
Roy: WELL I CAN'T REALLY MOVE!
Riza: Hey at least your not cramped in his leg
Winry: Hey Al let us out!
Al: I- I can't it was a dare!
Ed, Roy, Riza, And Winry: Fine!
Ice: Haha moving on this next one is from:
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Truths:
1. Lust, Gluttony, Envy, Greed, and King Bradley- which death was worse: the 2003 series and Conqueror of Shamballa death or the Brotherhood death?
2. Olivier- how does it feel to be the only other normal looking sibling in your family (the other normal looking one being your youngest sister, Katherine)?
3. Roy- why are you so obsessed with minskirts?
Dares:
1. 2003 Sloth and Brotherhood Sloth- fight each other
2. Al- steal Winry's wrench
3. Buccaneer- call Olivier ugly right in front of her face
Ice: WOAH INTENSE but a lot! Well beginning with the truths I'm so sorry but I didn't watch the Conquer of Shambala my brother was like It HAS A TERRIBLE ENDING SO DON'T WATCH IT! And I was like TURDS! cause well you don't want a crappy ending! & If I had to answer for them between 2003 and Brotherhood I can't really remember which death was which so for
Lust- Burned to death BH I think
Gluttony- Being eaten by Pride BH
Envy-Can't remember
Greed-Being Burned alive BH
And I can't remember King Bradley's death's I'M SO SORRY! ANYWAYS LETS CONTINUE OLIVER
Oliver: Well I suppose I'm proud that I look nothing like those weaklings!
Ice: Fufufu Roy why are you so OBSESSED WITH... MINISKIRTS XD I love this truth
Roy: That is classified information *thinks of Riza with extra tiny miniskirt a zones out*
Ice: Okay then onto THE DARES! LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! *ding ding ding* In the right corner we have 2003 Sloth
And in the left corner we have BH Sloth who will win this fight?! I'll let you know when there done ha lets continue Buccaneer lets do this hey Oliver come here!
Oliver: What
Ice: *whispers in Buccaneer's ear*
Buccaneer: Alright
Oliver: Come out with it!
Buccaneer: *starts chanting* U-L-G-Y! YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBY YOU UGLY YOU YOU YOU UGLY
Oliver: *slaps and drags away with sword in her hand*
Ice: *waves hankey* I'll never forget your sacrifice oh and If you want Al to steal Winry's 'wrench' It's a leek so sorry to disappoint and plus she's in Al's armour with Ed, Roy, and Riza
So here is our final requests from again:
a Mysterious Illusion
Later then? Okay. I have another one or two or somethin' for another chapter. (I enjoy these kinds of things :3)
Envy, Truth: : : (can you have Greed ask?) "Seriously, what gender are you? I mean, what with shape-shifting and all, you could be any one! So what's the giant green monster supposed to be?"
Ed: Dare him to walk around on his knees so he looks shorter.
Roy: Dare: Has to go whatever chapter you use this in without teasing Ed.
Winry, Truth: : : (Hughes asks) "You like Ed, don't you, Winry?" *Spongebob grin*
Winry: WAIT MY WRENCH IS A LEEK!?
Ice: *completely ignores* Bring out um which Greed should I use... I'll use Greeling from BH :3 well Bring out the GREELING
Greed: Look like I said it's Greed anyway Envy what gender ARE you anyway it's true I mean you can change into any gender and what is that giant green thing supposed to be?!
Envy: I'm really a boy if it isn't obvious *points at clothes*
Ice: Riiighht! On to the next on wait sorry Ed's locked up now and so is Roy but now I guess all of Roy's fun is gone! :D
Roy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ed: Yes I got out of one!
Ice: No next chapter your out of his armour so you'll do then
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ice: Alright Hughes Take it away
Hughes: *takes out picture* LOOK AT MY LITTLE GI-
Ice: Do the dare or the photo gets it!
Hughes: Right... right okay so Winry you like Ed right
Winry: *thinks: crap Eds here! *weird smile*
Ed: ^(°\\\°) HUGHES D-D-D- DON'T ASK THAT!
Hughes: Why... do you like her? *smart ass smile*
Ed: ^(°\\\\\\\\\\\\°) NO OF COURSE NOT YOU'D HAVE TO BE AND IDIOT TO THINK THAT ... AS MATTER OF FACT YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
Ice: *sweatdrop* um... Ed in denial is scary
Ed: WADCHO SAY?!
Ice: Uh what I mean IS Bye OH AND PLEASE TRY NOT TO PUT TOO LONG TRUTH AND DARES LIKE 2 of each cause 3's a little tough but THANK YOU GUYS FOR READING I'M SO SO SO SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT!