Welcome to chapter 4!! Sorry I haven't updated in awhile, I was on vacation. I don't own Naruto, but I do own me so if you don't believe me, check, I have me copyrighted! Well on with the torture!!

Hosts

Mitsuki (Heza-chan)

Flower (Flowerpuff)

Kimi (RaccoonGirl22)

Victims

Naruto, Hinata
Sasuke, Sakura

Neji, Tenten

Lee, Ino

Shikamaru, Temari

Shino, Chouji

Gaara, Itachi

Kankarou, Kiba

The Naruto crew has just entered to find Mitsuki and Flower throwing kunai at Sasuke, who is on a spinning wheel of doom.

Sakura: What are you doing to Sasuke?!

Mitsuki: Throwing pointy things at him, duh!

Sakura slaps herself on the forehead.

Mitsuki: Ok let's start!

Sasuke: So can I come down now?

Flower: No!!

Mitsuki: I would like to introduce our guest host for this chapter, Kimi!

Kimi walks in the door.

Kimi: Hi! As you know I'm Kimi, and I hate you all! Just kidding! I just hate Sasuke.

Sasuke: Why do you hate me?!

Mitsuki: You'll find out in the future. You see in the future…oh I don't think I can tell you…oh well. On with the torture!

Everyone gulps.

Sakura: thoughts. She must be in a really weird mood, she didn't correct herself!

Flower: It's because of what happened last time.

Sakura: Oh. Hey! Stop reading my mind!!

Flower: Eh, maybe someday. Kimi read the first dare!

Kimi: Ok this is for Lee! You have to shave your head!

Lee: WHAT?!

Mitsuki: Will you do it yourself, or would you rather have a professional do it?

Lee: A professional.

Mitsuki snaps her fingers and Kiri Koshiba from Beauty Pop appears.

Kiri: Hey where am I?

Mitsuki: In my room.

Kiri walks over to Mitsuki.

Kiri: Do I know you?

Mitsuki: It's me, Kiana! (Alter ego, another of my oc's, Kiri's sister.)

Kiri: Oh. You look different, though your eyes are still the same.

Mitsuki: Yeah, I don't ever change my eyes, I like them this color.

Flower: Ehem.

Mitsuki: Oh yeah. Kiri, I need you to shave this guys head!

Pulls Lee over. Kiri sighs.

Kiri: Why don't you do it, I mean, dad says you're almost as good as me, though you're a better singer, and shaving a head is rather easy.

Mitsuki: Ok stop revealing my secrets!

Kiri: Oops. Sorry.

Mitsuki: Also I don't really feel like accidentally cutting into his head.

Kiri: Ok. Let's get this over with.

Mitsuki hands her a razor, and Kiri shaves his head, as Lee starts to cry. Kiri finishes, and after Mitsuki promises to explain later, she sends her back to the Beauty Pop realm.

Back in the Beauty Pop realm.

Narumi: WHERE DID SHE GO!!!!!!!!

Ochiai: I don't know obviously Narumi.

Iori: One of my sweet honeys has left me!

Kei: Do you know where she went Kiana?

Kiana: I have a feeling she has been summoned to a different universe.

Kei: I see.

Narumi: WELL COULDN'T SHE HAVE WAITED TILL AFTER THE BATTLE?!

Kiri appears back in the room.

Kiri: Kiana, another you with black hair just summoned me.

Kiana: I knew it!

Kei: YAY!!!

Narumi: Would you just get over here!

Back in the Naruto world.

Everyone: O.o

Mitsuki: What?

Kimi: There are lots of you's that we don't know about, and their in shock.

Mitsuki & Flower: Oh…gosh you're smart.

Kimi: I know, it's a gift.

Mitsuki: Hey where'd Lee go?

Flower: He ran out five minutes ago crying.

Mitsuki: Cool! I made someone cry! That's something I wanted to accomplish before I die!

Everyone: Anime fall.

Mitsuki: What?

Kimi: That's just a little strange don't you think?

Mitsuki: Not really, I want revenge on all the people who made me cry so yeah.

Kimi: Oh. Ok then, next one is for Naruto!

Naruto: I'm ready! Believe it!

Flower: You have to come up with a new phrase.

Naruto: What?

Mitsuki: Oh I wanna pick it!

Naruto: -.-'

Mitsuki: What I do! Umm…I got it!

Flower & Kimi: What?!

Mitsuki: True dat!

Everyone anime falls again.

Mitsuki: You have to use it Naruto!

Naruto: Fine. True dat.

Everyone busts out laughing.

Naruto: I hate you. True dat.

Mitsuki: That is hilarious!!

Kimi: Totally. Should we continue?

Mitsuki: Yep!

Flower: The next one is for Ino, Sakura, and Sasuke!!

Kimi: Sakura you and Sasuke have to…

Kimi whispers to them what they have to do.

Flower: Ino, your part is rather easy, you have to watch!

Mitsuki whispers something to Tenten, who goes over and tapes Ino's eyes open.

Kimi: Begin.

Sakura and Sasuke start making out.

Ino: NOOOO!!!! Sasuke!

Mitsuki: That's funny.

Flower: Yep.

Naruto: True dat.

Kimi: Ok that's starting to get annoying already.

Naruto: True dat.

Mitsuki: Shove it Naruto!

Naruto: You're mean! True dat!

Flower: YAAA!!!!!!

Mitsuki holds Naruto's hands behind his back, and Flower tapes his mouth shut.

Kimi: That's better!

Flower: Umm…Mitsuki, I don't know if I should let Kimi read this next one.

Kimi didn't hear her, and picked up a card with a dare on it.

Kimi: Mitsuki, you have to sit on Gaara's lap!

Mitsuki: HUH?!?!?!?!?!

Gaara: Hn.

Kimi: Also Flower, you have a choice, you can either kiss Shino, or sit on his lap.

Shino: …

Flower: Umm…I don't know! Someone pick for me!

Mitsuki: Sit on his lap! That way I'm not the only one!

Flower: Okay!

Flower sits on Shino's lap, and Mitsuki hides behind the couch.

Kimi: Okay, Mitsuki…where'd she go?

Sasuke and Sakura stop making out.

Sasuke: She's behind the couch.

Ino: Finally!

Sasuke and Sakura start making out again.

Ino: NO!!!!!!!!!

Kimi sighed and snapped her fingers, and Mitsuki appeared, on Gaara's lap.

Mitsuki: Huh? Where am I?

Gaara: On my lap.

Mitsuki blushed, and fainted.

Neji: Thank you Gaara. You just got rid of one of our evil hosts.

Gaara: Hn. She's not evil.
Naruto gang: Yes she is!

Kimi: Hey Flower, I've been thinking about a few things and I have a few questions.

Flower: Okay shoot.

Kimi: Why are we hosts? Were girls, shouldn't it be hostesses?

Flower: I have no idea.

Kimi: Ok and for my next question, Gaara, take yourself and Mitsuki to the magic secret room.

Ino: It's a closet. Sasuke no!!

Kimi: I really don't care what you call it, I'll call it what I want to.

Shikamaru: Troublesome, it's just a closet.

Temari: Shut up Shikamaru! It doesn't matter!

Flower: This is the third time we've had this argument.

Tenten: Yep.

Itachi: Actually it's the fourth, Flower wasn't here for the first one.

Everybody except Mitsuki, Gaara, Sasuke, Sakura, and Ino jump up and hide.

Naruto: Mmphsldsalplae?

Itachi: Huh?
Kimi: He asked when you got here.

Itachi: Oh I've been here the whole time, watching you torture Sasuke.

Flower: Hey that reminds me, from last time. Itachi who do you like and I want a name.

Itachi: Fine. I like A. Name.

Itachi disappears in a puff of smoke.

Flower: Dang it he got me again!

Kimi: You know Sasuke, Sakura; you can stop making out now.

Ino: YES!!

Sasuke and Sakura ignore her, and continue to make out.

Kimi: Ok…well back to what I was saying, Gaara, pick Mitsuki up and take yourselves to the room!

Gaara picks Mitsuki up bridal style, and she unconsciously wraps her arms around his neck. Gaara carries her to the M.S.R. and closes the door.

Kimi: So do they like each other or is it just me?

Everyone: Duh.

Temari: I've never seen Gaara carry someone bridal style, or seen someone wrap their arms around him without dying ten seconds later.

Kankarou: Yeah.

Everyone nods.

Kankarou: Hey you guys didn't freak out and scream this time!

Hinata: Were used to you popping up out of nowhere now.

Kiba: Yeah.

Kimi: Ok, let's leave the lovebirds in the room, and move on to the next dare!

Flower: Right!

Kimi: This is for Naruto!

Naruto: Hmpahas!

Flower rips the tape off his mouth.

Flower: First, my dare for you is to stop saying true dat, it's annoying.

Naruto: Alright I will, believe it!

Flower: Well, I guess we'll all just have to deal with believe it.

Everyone nods.

Kimi: Ok back to my dare! Naruto, you have to take Hinata out for ramen!

Naruto: Okay!!

Naruto grabs Hinata and races out of the room.

Everyone: O.o

Neji: If he does anything to my cousin I will kill him.

Flower: Oh shut up Neji, or your next.

Tenten slaps her hand over Neji's mouth.

Tenten: Quiet!

Neji nods and Tenten takes her hand off his mouth.

Kimi: Okay Sakura, this is for you!

Flower pulls Sakura and Sasuke apart.

Kimi: Thank you. Now Sakura, you have to hit Sasuke as hard as you can!

Sasuke & Sakura: HUH?! Why?!

Kimi: Well this is from Mitsuki, and it's because you called her psychotic.

Sasuke: But that was days ago!

Kimi: Oh well!

Flower: Wait, this might wake Mitsuki up!

Kimi: Yeah! Hey Gaara!

Kimi goes over to the M.S.R. to see Gaara sitting on the ground, with Mitsuki still in his lap, her head on his shoulder. Kimi pulls a camera out of nowhere and snaps a picture.

Gaara: What was that for?! Also, what do you want?

Kimi: For memories. Oh and you need to bring Mitsuki out here for a second.

Gaara: Oh.

Gaara comes out and sits down, but doesn't take Mitsuki off his lap.

Flower: Now, Sakura, attack!!

Sakura sighs, and punches Sasuke as hard as she can, and he flies through the wall, and then the air, team rocket style!

Mitsuki: Haha. That's hilarious.

Flower: Yay! Mitsuki's back!

Mitsuki: Where'd I go this time?!

Kimi: You fainted again.

Mitsuki: Oh. Why?

Flower: Umm…

Mitsuki: Well?

Roxie bursts into the room.

Mitsuki: Oh hey Roxie!

Roxie: I thought I would return Sasuke; he just flew through my roof!

Flower: Oops…sorry…

Roxie: It's alright! So what's going on?

Kimi: Well were trying to get around telling Mitsuki that she was sitting on Gaara's lap and fainted.

Flower: Kimi!!

Kimi: Oops…

Mitsuki notices she's still on Gaara's lap and faints again.

Flower: Dang it Kimi! Why'd you say something?!

Kimi: I forgot she was awake!

Roxie: You know, just wondering, but how did you get her on his lap in the first place?

Kimi: Oh she was hiding behind the couch and we put her on his lap with our host powers!

Roxie: How'd you find her?

Flower: Umm…Sasuke told us.

Roxie, Flower, & Kimi: That means it's your fault that she fainted!

Roxie: Hmm…Flower, you already chased him blind with rage once, and I did too. But then I dragged him here with rage once, so I'll stay and host, and you and Kimi attack him!

Kimi: Ok!

Flower and Kimi's eyes glow red, and Flower pulls out a flamethrower.

Kimi: Cool! Do I have one of those?!

Flower hands her an extra flamethrower.

Flower: You do now!

Kimi & Flower: GET HIM!!!!!!!!

The girls chase him out of the room.

Roxie: Ok guys, I'll be hosting now!

Naruto gang: NOOOO!!!!!!

Roxie: Oh shut up, you know you love me! Anyways here's a dare for Akamaru!

Akamaru: Bark?

Roxie: I just got a new puppy, her name is Kari, and Akamaru has to play with her!

Kiba: Ok.

Kiba releases Akamaru, and Roxie lets Kari into the room, and Akamaru and Kari start to play tug of war.

Roxie: That is so kawaii!

Everyone nods, except Shikamaru, who is too lazy too, Mitsuki, who is still passed out on Gaara's lap, and Gaara, who doesn't feel like nodding.

Roxie: Okay! I'm going to go really fast now! Gaara you and Mitsuki have to be locked in the M.S.R.!

She pushes Gaara, who is holding Mitsuki bridal style again, into the room.

Roxie: Okay Lee, you have to stand still.

Lee: Alright!

Lee stops moving, and Roxie poofs in the short man, who starts to beat up Lee.

Lee: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roxie: Neji, you have to stand on your head for fifteen minutes!

Neji goes over to a corner, and stands on his head.

Roxie: Tenten, you have to kiss Shikamaru!

Tenten & Temari: WHAT?!

Roxie: Just do it!

Tenten walks over and kisses Shikamaru on the cheek.

Shikamaru: …

Roxie: Hey!! That's cheating!

Tenten: You didn't specify where!

Roxie: Oh whatever! Kiba, you have to dye your hair blonde. Sakura, you can help him.

Sakura pulls Kiba into the bathroom.

Roxie: Ok moving on! This was actually for Naruto, but he's on a date, and I feel like causing Sasuke pain instead, so…

Roxie snaps her fingers.

Elsewhere.

Sasuke: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Kimi: You better run!!

Flower: You are going to die Uchiha!

Sasuke is suddenly in a pink frilly dress.

Flower: Ha that is so funny!

Kimi: Thanks Roxie!!

Flower: Now, back to what we were doing!

Kimi: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back in the truth or dare room.

Everyone is watching Sasuke on the big screen TV.

Roxie: That is hilarious. OK! Back to dares and truths!

Sakura and Kiba come out of the bathroom, Kiba's hair is blonde.

Roxie: Wow, Kiba, you look good as a blonde!

Kiba: Whatever.

Roxie: Oh crap, were out of time!

Everyone: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Roxie: Oh well, I'll torture you later.

Everyone: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roxie: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!

In the M.S.R.

Gaara: So Hal, I'll take mushrooms on that pizza, and a water.

Hal: No problem. What would you like for your girlfriend?

Gaara: She's not my girlfriend!

Hal: Right. Hey is that Mitsuki? Mitsuki's your girlfriend?!

Gaara: She's not! Oh whatever, just go make my pizza please.

Hal: Yeah Yeah.

Something falls on Gaara's head.

Gaara: Oww…

Gaara reads it.

Gaara: Please send in your truths and dares, it can be for anyone, even the hosts. Please send in more for the hosts instead of…

Mitsuki unconsciously wacks him on the head.

Gaara: Nevermind. Just do it. Also, if you want to be a guest host review and say so! This is from Roxie. Ps. Gaara, I've gone to help Flower and Kimi hurt Sasuke, and I think I forgot to unlock the M.S.R. Good luck!

Hal: Here's your pizza!

Gaara: Hn. Goodbye.