A/N Hrmm I was thinking this could be better, but I still like it =]… I was wondering if my chapters are too short? Do I need to include more dialogue?

Thanks again to: In The Shadows I Dwell, for the review

Disclaimer & warning : I don't own Harry Potter or Stupid Girls by Pink =] hrmm Stupid Girls has swearing in it but it is *** out so yeaa…

Please enjoy =]

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Hermione was sick to death of all the girls in school. Even the Ravenclaws, the smart ones, were only slightly better than everyone else. She was sick of the girls twirling their fingers in their hair. She was sick of girls showing far too much cleavage and being all over the boys out of and in class.

She was in charms class when Paravati Patil raised her hand "Yes Miss Patil?"

"umm sir, I was just wondering if you could show me how to do 'Wingardium Leviosa'"

And that is how Hermione lost it. "That is IT!, That is a charm we learnt in FIRST year and you are an idiot!"

she stormed out of the class room and stomped down the corridor

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl


"Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories today" Hermione Heard Daphne Greegrass say to Pansy Parkinson
"That was so not sexy" Pansy said
"I have to go to the loo" she ran away and was heard yelling
"I WILL BE SKINNY"

(Do ya think? Do ya think? Do ya think?)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly I'm so lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly I'm so lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Hermione felt relieved that she had gotten it all out of her system, and hoped that it would make a difference to the girls. She knew though how ever relieved she was now and whatever affect it had it wouldn't be long until the stupid girls came back. It was a bitter sweet ending.