The Base, Virgina
3:30 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
We were waiting around well Kowalski worked around the security measures in place on an air vent. "Just a few more minutes and we'll be in the ventilaltion system," Kowalski replied, "AES encryption would have been nice." "This isn't Seaville Kowalski," I said. "Seaville," Kowalski replied with a shudder, "Don't remind me." "Stop Penguins," a guard shouted, "or prepare to be roasted." "Skipper they have flamethrowers," Private said. "So do we," I replied, "Right Rico!"
Rico laughed and hacked up his Flamethrower and fired. "We need backup The Penguins are armed I repeat the Penguins are armed." Rico shollowed the Flamethrower and brought out his Rocket launcher. "Rico Plasma Blaster," Kowalski shouted. Rico hacked the Plasma Blaster up and handed it to Kowalski. Then the backup arrived with machine guns, assult rifles, RPGs, Rocket launchers, Flamethrowers, and… "An Ion Cannon," Kowalski said, "that is not good." "Rico Signature move!" I shouted as the guards edged closer. Rico hacked up a smoke bomb and threw it to the ground as Kowalski opened the air vent. The Smoke covered our escaped and allowed us to get to the Time Machine unchallenged.
We approached the Time Machine and the front of the egg opened into a wide O and some steps hovered into place to form hovering stairs. Kowalski and I stood guard as Private and Rico boarded the Time Egg. Kowalski and I entered the machine as the Security forces arrived, "Stop them their stealing The Time Machine," The General shouted. "Not a chance," I said as the hovering stairs returned inside and the Egg sealed itself. The Egg shook a moment before we found ourselves hovering in the Time Vortex. "Hello I am this Time Machine's Interface…please give me a name." "Um…petey…" Kowalski replied. "Okay Petey it is," the on-board computer replied, "where would you like to go."
"The first Thanksgiving and step on it!" I shouted. The Machine shuddered for a moment then Rocketed towards our destination. "We may experience some turbulence," the computer said, "but since you are all in a seat their will be no side effects." "Well that's good to hear." "Except for rapid aging, rapid deaging, devolution to a fish, Mutation into a dinosaur, return to naturally form, and Sea-sickness." We didn't experience any of these side effects and the Time Egg settled by the first colony in America.
"So now that we're on the day of the First thanksgiving," Private said as we exited the Time Egg, "Now what." "You surrender," an angry Turkey replied. "Penguins never surrender my feathered friend," I replied. "First off I am not your friend," it replied, "and second since you won't surrender…" "Rico wow him with our 21st century technology," I said. Rico coughed up a smoke bomb and covered our escape into the upper atmosphere. "Maybe you should try another tactic then angry the residents of this time," the Computer replied. "The Monkey Powered Super-Plane is just as reliable as this Time Machine…and it doesn't talk!" "I am an advanced Time Machine and you compare me to a Airplane powered by…" "Well after battling Nanites, Daleks, and Cybermen I don't trust talking machines or cyborgs," I replied. "Well was built by an inventor with a high success rate," the computer replied. "Here we go," Kowalski exclaimed.
(End of Chapter Three)