The Stab101 Saga

by Isaac Malott

This is what happens when a sparten is living on water works with an alien brother, and two idiots always trying to kill them. Chapter 5 is up! R&R!

4. The End of this story

1The Stab101 Saga

Chapter 4

The end of this story, but not the story!

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Yep, this story's time has finally come! It has came to the point were more and bizarre things are about to happen! Doesn't this excite you all! _________________________________________________________________

Last time from the last chapter....

MasterJim: " there is only one thing to do then!"

HellsAngel: " and that's to rescue my brother!"

MasterJim: " well, that's one thing, the other is to get another ship!"

HellsAngel: " and how are we going to do that?!"

MasterJim: " use your cellphone!"

HellsAngel takes out his cellphone and calls someone....

Meanwhile, at relic

101bats: " muhwhahahahaha! My plan to dominate the world is working!"

Stab101: " how is tieing me up to a turrent going to help you dominate the world?"

101bats: " ah, shut up you fool!"

In the pelican........ devil and kimmie wakes up!

Devil: " were are we"

Suddenly, a voice could be heard from a distance

101bats: " muhwahahahaha!"

Kimmie: " that wasn't much"

So? It's a voice that can be heard from far away isn't it?

Kimmie: " I guess"

Stop talking back!

Kimmie: " why?"

The pelicans roof starts to melt....

Kimmie: " oky, oky, gosh"

The pelicans roof still continues to melt!

Devil: " lets get out of here and find the person!"

Devil and Kimmie leaves the pelican

Meanwhile, at waterworks....

HellsAngel: " he said that he will be coming any minute now"

MasterJim: " who you call?!"

HellsAngel: " his name is....."

Just then, a apple shaped ship landed above MasterJim and HellsAngel.

WhiteRabbit: " hello there, im Captain WhiteRabbit, Im the captain of the millennium apple. This is my friend, UMBLECKA!"

UMBLECKA: " UMBLECKA BLECKA!"

MasterJim: " dude, its like a reversion of Starwars!"

WhiteRabbit: " ya, except we are on a halo planet, I have an apple for a ship, and the only gun I use is the sniper."

HellsAngel: " wait, why did u just bring a sniper with u?"

WhiteRabbit: " you know why"

HellsAngel: " no, really, I don't"

WhiteRabbit shot the robot chicken that was all across on the

other side of waterworks! The chicken was split into 4 pieces!

MasterJim: " geeze, I can't even see what u hit!"

WhiteRabbit: "thats why!"

HellsAngel: " no, I mean why did u only bring the sniper! We need guns too! Did u bring any other guns!"

WhiteRabbit: " well, I did bring another gun....."

HellsAngel: " and?"

WhiteRabbit: " it's not what u think...."

HellsAngel: " what type of gun is there that I can't use!"

WhiteRabbit handed him the plasma pistol

HellsAngel: " !!!?!?!?!"

WhiteRabbit: " ya, its one of those extra guns u buy on ebay too!"

HellsAngel: " a gun on ebay?"

WhiteRabbit: " I owe money to a crime lord"

MasterJim: " again, just like Captian Solo on starwars!

Meanwhile, at relic

101bats: " you see, this is my base!"

He hears a voice inside

Stab101: " looks like someone beat u to it."

101bats : " shut up u fool! I know someone is in there!"

Stab101: " the guy sounds like u though, so the flash must have took us back in time!"

101bats: " it couldn't have, because then our armor would be the same!"

Stab101: " well, who is in there then?"

101bats : " I don't know, but it is best not to go near him!"

101bats gets nearer to hear his conversation

Stab101: " I thought u said not to get any closer?"

101bats: " sheeeeeesh! That was for u you fool!"

Stab101: " how can I move? Im tied to a turrent!"

101bats: " oh, shut up u fool!"

Then, another voice inside spoke, in spanish

101bats: " there is 2 people in there, a fool, and a spanish fool!

Then, he hears a different voice , kinda kidish

101bats: " three fools?"

Stab101: " there is three of them in there, eh? Well, bad luck for u!"

101bats: " here, u guard the pelican with the turrent, ill go to the roof and plan a sneak attack!"

Stab101: " dude, don't get me started on how this isn't going to work!"

101bats : " oh, u have a better idea?"

Stab101 : " ya, I do, actually!"

101bats : " well, then, what is it?"

Stab101 : " go in and take your base back! CAUSE THEY LEFT!"

Sure enough, a pelican flew off in the distance

101bats: " oh, shut up u good side of me, guard this other turrent now!"

Stab101: " god **** it!"

Meanwhile, in space.........

WhiteRabbit : "where are u heading anyway?"

HellsAngel: " we are going to........ where are we going?"

MasterJim: "follow the gas leak"

HellsAngel: " well, how do u know if it will lead us to my brother?"

MasterJim: "beats me"

UMBLECKA: " UMBLECKA BLECKA BLECKA!"

MasterJim: " what did he say?"

WhiteRabbit : " he said he's thirsty"

HellsAngel: " u sure? He's seem to be pointing at that rock!"

MasterJim : " no, it looks more like a ship than a rock"

WhiteRabbit: " ...............thats not a rock, it's a gas station!"

MasterJim: " u sure? Is that why there is a gas leak in the middle of space?"

WhiteRabbit: " It would seem that that is the case!"

HellsAngel : " good, a place to ask questions, and a place to slay prisoners!"

WhiteRabbit: " we should be cautious, and stay together on this one!"

UMBLECKA: " UMBLECKA BLECKA!"

Meanwhile, at relic.......

101bats: " u know, this is going to get really annoying!"

Stab101: " what is? The fact that im not guarding the base, or the fact that someone has landed on this island?!"

101bats: "both! U are supposed to be shooting at any ship landing!"

Stab101: " I can't! Know why? CAUSE IM STILL TIED TO THIS TURRENT!"

101bats : "well, its not my fault I don't want my prisoners running away!"

A dark figure came out of the pelican

101bats: "who the hell is that?"

Stab101: " untie me! I have a bad feeling about this guy!"

101bats: " oh, oky."

101bats untied Stab101. Stab101 hits 101bats in the head

Stab101: " ha! I can't believe u fell for that!"

101bats : " oh ya?"

101bats starts shooting at Stab. Stab starts running

101bats: " ha! Your defense less! U have no gun!"

Stab101: " well, im not the only one who doesn't have a gun!"

Stab sneak attacks 101bats and took his gun!

101bats: " no fair! U cheated!"

101bats takes his gun back from Stab!

Stab101: " hey, thats mine!"

Soon, they are both fighting for one gun.

Meanwhile, at the gas station.....

WhiteRabbit : " we are looking for someone called Bats!"

HellsAngel: " no, don't just say bats! Ask the bartender if he has heard of 101bats!"

UMBLECKABLECKA: " UMBLECKA BLECKA UM!"

HellsAngel: " what did he say?"

WhiteRabbit: " he asked us where is MasterJim."

HellsAngel: " where is MasterJim?"

WhiteRabbit: " he's getting a cheeseburger at the café"

HellsAngel: " what?! He just ate my last sandwich, and he's still hungry?"

MasterJim: " hey, do u know where the soda is?"

An Alien bumped into MasterJim

MasterJim: " hey, u better watch where u are going!"

Alien: "$&%$%*&^*^"

MasterJim: " what did he say?"

Bartender: " he said he doesnt't like u!"

MasterJim: "oh, ok!"

Bartender: " I don't like u either! Better watch yourself, or ill kill you!"

WhiteRabbit: " this person doesn't mean any harm. Now, please get him a drink!"

The Alien then tried to tackle MasterJim...... but WhiteRabbit then took the Aliens arm and threw him backwards!

HellsAngel: " look what u did! His arm is bleeding!"

MasterJim: " no, its not, thats just ketchup from my cheeseburger that got knocked on the floor!"

Bartender: " heres your drink, sir!"

MasterJim takes a look at the drink, then throws it back at the bartender!

MasterJim: " thats not soda! What is that stuff?!"

Bartender: " I don't know, we just serve it here!"

HellsAngel: " enough!!!!!!"

HellsAngel takes out two Plasma Swords and aims them

At the bartender.

HellsAngel: " where is 101bats?!!!"

Meanwhile, at the Relic......

Stab101: " it seems like that it doesnt really matter if either one of us had the gun or not! We are still going to be captured anyway!"

101bats: " not if we both do something smart to hold them off!"

Stab101: " you know, why are we hiding anyway? I mean, they could be friendly!"

Stab goes outside ...........then goes back inside after a couple of

Battle rifles went off and fired at him!

101bats: " I guess there's your answer right there!"

Stab101: " CRAP!!!!DANG! NEED TO BREATH!"

101bats: " well, breath then!"

Stab101: " NO, YOU DON'T GET IT DO U! THERE IS 3 OF THEM!"

101bats: " WHAT?! Really? Oh well....."

Stab101: " what do u mean oh well?"'

101bats: " what, you didn't think that I had a plan for this?"

Stab101: " wait, YOU HAD A PLAN ALL ALONG AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"

101bats: " I thought you would escape so I would use this plan on you! Now it seems we have to work together!"

Stab101: " well, whats the BIG plan?"

101bats: " see those rocks on the beach?"

Stab101: " no, cause if I looked out there they would fire!"

101bats: " oh, well, I have planted mines and teleporters over there!"

Stab101: " well, do u have a button to release the mines?"

101bats: " no"

Stab101: " THEN WHATS THE USE!"

101bats: " we take this one gun, use the teleporter to get to the rocks, then shoot them!"

Stab101 : "what, are you crazy? They will kill us!"

101bats : " not unless we hide before they shoot us!"

Stab101: " even if we hid, they would still come after us!"

101bats: " exactly!"

Stab101: " huh?"

101bats : "if they come charging at us, they will hit the mines!"

Stab101: " ah, well, I see how this might work now!"

Meanwhile, in space.......

HellsAngel: " I can't believe that you cause a wreck at the gas station all for a cheeseburger!

MasterJim: " well, its not my fault that I was hungry!"

HellsAngel: " you are always hungry! Your never going to be not hungry!"

MasterJim: " oh, ok............... do you have a sandwich!

HellsAngel: " no!"

WhiteRabbit: " quiet you two! At least the bartender gave us a hint on where 101bats might be!"

HellsAngel: " what?! I didn't get a clue! He was too scared to talk!"

WhiteRabbit : " while u were looking for MasterJim, I found this gas card, registered to 101bats!"

HellsAngel: "really? Thats great news! What else did you find!"

WhiteRabbit : " I also found that on the back of the card was a message, made I think by Stab101!"

MasterJim: " well, what did it say?"

WhiteRabbit: " it said........ bring me some cheetos!"

HellsAngel: " arg! That stupid idiot!"

MasterJim: " gee, and that long discovery speech was almost making a lot of sense!"

HellsAngel: " ya, it sounded so much like a detective story!"

WhiteRabbit: " what in the hell are you two talking about?!"

UMBLECKA: " BLECKA!"

MasterJim: " what did he say?"

WhiteRabbit: " he said ..... TURN ON LANDING GEAR?!?!"

Sure enough, they land perfectly in a swamp!

MasterJim: " oh gosh, what is that nasty smell?!"

HellsAngel: " I think the alien farted!"

WhiteRabbit:: " ya, he did, now lets go!"

MasterJim: " we don't even know where we are!"

HellsAngel : " maybe we should investigate that tower looking thing!"

WhiteRabbit: " sure, why not..."

Meanwhile, at Relic!

Stab101: " ok, on three, 1.....2......"

101bats: " wait, on 3 or before 3?"

Stab101: " on three!, now you ready?"

101bats: " no"

Stab101: " wait, why ain't you ready?!"

101bats: " I forgot my grenade crate!"

Stab101: " dude! You have grenades!"

101bats: " I guess I forgot to mention that too! Muhwahahaha!"

Stab101 : " lets just go!"

101bats: " wait, weren't you counting to 3?

Stab101: " yes, alright, on three, ready?"

101bats: " yep"

Stab101: " ok, on three, 1.....2......"

101bats: " wait a minute!"

Stab101: " WHAT! WHAT DID YOU FORGET THIS TIME! YOU JUST GOT 4 MISSLE LAUNCHERS, 3 SHOTGUNS! 2 PISTOLS! AND A CRATE FULL OF GRENADES! WHAT DID YOU FORGET THIS TIME!"

101bats: " I forgot, we have to activate the teleporter from the other side!"

Stab101: " WHAT!"

101bats: "ill go activate the teleporter!"

Stab101: " well, hurry up, I think they are searching for us!"

101bats goes down from the base,

Does a back flip up the stairway, then activates the teleporter!

Stab101: " dude, that didn't even take a minute!"

101bats: " that's because I also have a gravity lift on the stairs!"

Stab101: " ah......well, please activate the teleporter!"

101bats: " ok"

He presses a switch

101bat: " ok, the teleporter is now activated! Meet me on the other side!"

101bats goes into the teleporter and appears on the rock

Stab101: " oky, here it goes!"

Stab run towards the teleporter, with the weapons , and

tries to get into the teleporter, but cant cause of the weapons!

Stab101: " dang it! I guess ill have to put the weapons in first!"

Stab puts the weapons in one at a time

Suddenly, the wall blew up!

Stab101: " whoa! Dude, you have to be so loud? Who are you anyway?"

Stranger: " my name is TheRedneck!"

STab101: " the redneck? What type of lame name is that?"

Redneck: " shut up! Im here to take this base!"

Stab101: " well, take it then, its yours!"

Redneck: " really?"

Stab101: " yep"

Stab then sticks a sticky grenade at the teleporter, then

goes into the teleporter! He heres Redneck start cursing in anger!

Stab101: " hahaha, he didn't even get a chance to come after me!"

A gun is pointed at Stabs head!

Stab101: " wait, im not at the rock! Oh crap!"

Meanwhile, at the rock...

101bats: " I wonder what is taking my 'good twin' so long?"

Meanwhile, in the swamp......

MasterJim: " hey, what does this do?"

MasterJim pushes a button that teleports them to another place!

WhiteRabbit: " do you have to touch stuff?"

HellsAngel: " at least its better than that swamp!"

WhiteRabbit: " well, ya, but what about the ship! How am I supposed to go back!"

HellsAngel: " wait, didn't you tell UMBLECKA to guard the ship?"

WhiteRabbit: " ya, I think I did! Ok, im not worried any more!"

At the swamp.......

UMBLECKA: " UMBLECKA? UMMMMBBLLLEAKA? ............... BLECKA?

UM BLECKA . BLECKA BLEACK BLECK BLECKA!

PersonOutOfNoWhere: " who the heck is making that noise! SHUT UP!"

UMBLECKA: " UMBLECKA BLECKA?"

PersonOutOfNoWhere: " my name is 23907!"

UMBLECKA: " UMBLECKA?"

23907 : " yes, that my name, even I don't know what you said anyway... I tend to yell louder than anybody"

UMBLECKA: " UMBLECKA?"

23907: " what, you want an example? Ok, here I go!........"

UMBLECKA: " ............................."

23907: " SHUT UP!"

UMBLECKA started covering his ears

23907: " see, ill be going now!"

23907 left the swamp through another teleporter

Meanwhile, at relic!

101bats: " DIE! MUHWAHAHA!"

101bats is already shooting at the enemy…

The enemy does chase him, running into the mines

WhiteRabbit : " ow, who put those mines there?

HellsAngel: " its him!, now if I could only reach my gun!

MasterJim: " im hungry"

101bats: " so, it was just these idiots! Well, I guess I didn't need Stab after all!

Muhwahahahaha!"

WhiteRabbit: " hey, guess what,!"

101bats: " what?"

WhiteRabbit snipes the gun off of 101bats hands!"

101bats: " you fool, I have a back up plan!"

WhiteRabbit: " not unless you can move 10x fast!"

101bats: " what is that supposed to mean!"

WhiteRabbit shoots a shot close to his head

101bats: " oh, I see, a sniper, hmmmm......... I guess we both are in a bad position!"

WhiteRabbit: " how is that?"

101bats: " I have a grenade in my hand! If you snipe me! The grenade will fall on a mine, and you will die! If I move and try to throw the grenade, you will snipe me! Either way, we both die!"

WhiteRabbit: " not unless you look behind you!"

101bats: " what?"

HellsAngel then hits 101bats in the head!

MasterJim: " it's a good thing he's an alien!"

WhiteRabbit: " ya, or we would be dead!"

HellsAngel gets hit in the chin!

101bats : " you fool, you didn't knock me out!"

HellsAngel: " well, I didn't get knocked out either!"

They both stare at each other with firey glaring eyes...

MasterJim: " can I do that!"

MasterJim stares at WhiteRabbit with firey glaring eyes.......

............then WhiteRabbit hits him in the head.

MasterJim: " ow, that hurt!"

WhiteRabbit: " you should have stopped staring!"

Meanwhile..... somewhere else on relic.....

Stab101 : " oh my god, I can't believe it! These two actually caught me! Im so proud of you all for being smart, Boneheads!"

Devil : " stop it, your making me angry!"

Kimmie: " your going to die, your going to die! Hahahahaha!"

Devil: " you sound like a witch when you said that!"

Stab101: "I thought she sounded like a $^$!"

Kimmie: " hey!"

Kimmie hits Stab in the head

Stab101: " $^$!"

Kimmie hits Stab again..

Stab101: " you know that doesn't hurt! You have to hit my back with the sharp end of the brute shot! Aim for the rope!"

Kimmie hits Stab in the back....

...untiing the rope! Stab starts running away!

Stab101: " hahaha!, you all are still dumb!"

As Stab runs away, Devil looks at kimmie angrily.

Kimmie: " .......................... what?"

Devil: " you know what kimmie!"

Kimmie: " well how am I supposed to know that he was going to run away!"

Devil: " ...................."

Meanwhile, at the pelican side of relic......

23907: " well, im finally here!, and.......who are you two?"

Dothedew: " im am Dothedew!"

Ardinger: "and im Ardinger!"

23907: " and why are you in the pelican?"

Dothedew: " we are Guarding the pelican!"

Ardinger: " ya, until Redneck gets back!"

23907: " ok, I guess that makes since"

Dothedew: " why are you here?"

23907: " im here to receive a secret weapon!"

Ardinger: " we are here to get some strange weapon too!"

23907: " then you are my enemy!"

Dothedew: " what are you going to do about it? We already have had our guns pointed at u the whole time!"

Ardinger: " ya, we can kill you at anytime!"

23907: " I could do this!"

23907 breaths in lots of air......then

23907" Don't Shoot!"

Ardinger and Dothedew falls to the ground, unconscious......

23907: " , heh, no one can stop me!

Meanwhile, at the rock of relic.....

HellsAngel: " your not really bad!"

101bats: " you too! want join my side and rule this base as our own!"

HellsAngel: " ill never join you!"

MasterJim: " I might"

WhiteRabbit: " dude, shut up!"

HellsAngel the trips over something....

HellsAngel: " what the hell is this thing?"

MasterJim: " it looks so, glowing!"

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That is the end of this chapter! Will 23907 get the secret weapon? Will the three imposters get the secret weapon? Will stab survive! What is that glowing thing? Find out in the next chapter!