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MHA Food-Themed Drabbles
Ladyfingers
"Hey, Mineta? Have you seen Kaminari? We can't find him anywhere?" Kirishima asked as he and Sero walked up the the midget who had been drooling at one of his dirty magazines as he sat under a tree outside.
"Huh? Nope, haven't seen him." Mineta shrugged as he looked up for a short moment before going back to staring at models.
He wasn't interested in what they might have wanted, in fact he had chosen to dit under that particular tree because it was quite a but away from the dorms so he was less likely to get interrupted.
"Nevermind! I just for a text from Mina! She says he's in the dorms' kitchen eating Yaomomo's ladyfingers." Sero said looking at his phone.
As he said this Mineta's head snapped up, on full alert.
Abandoning his magazine he starting running towards the dorms at a speed that could rival Iida's, ignoring his classmates startled cries.
His mind was only on one thing.
Kaminari was eating Momo's ladyfingers!
Her fingers!
He got to lick, suck and nibble her fingers!
Kaminari and not Mineta!
'Traitor! Traitor! Traitor!' he thought to himself as he neared the dorms.
He slammed the front door open and in no time reached the kitchen.
"KAMINARIIIIII!" he screamed at the top of his longs.
"You bastard! I thought we were friends! How could you not share this moment with me?!" he cried only to realize Kaminari was sitting at the table all on his own with Momo nowhere in sight.
"Dude, I'm sorry but I really didn't think you'd want some too. Here you go." the blonde held out a bag filled with long sugar-coated cookies.
"Huh? What are those?" Mineta blinked at the treats.
"The ladyfingers of course. You know, the things you were just freaking out about?"
"Hey, guys! What's going- Kaminari! Yaoyorozu got those for me to make tiramisu with!" Sato cried upon seeing what the blonde had in his hands.
Mineta could faintly hear arguing but he was too depressed to care.
The sexy thought he'd been having and from which he had hoped he'd get go at too had turned out to just be some stupid cookies.
Then another realization hit him.
"I LEFT MY MAGAZINE OUTSIDE!" he screamed as he sped outside again.
End Of This Chapter