Chapter 4: Trouble
I'm trouble
Yeah trouble now
I'm trouble ya'll
I disturb my town
I'm trouble
Yeah trouble now
-P!nk
Hunting with Elsa was a blast for Sam and Dean. They had just finish a hunt with poker giving you years if you win or losing years if you lost. She was worried about Bobby and Dean dying since they lost years, but Sam won and gave them there years back. All Elsa did was track the poker player. The boys grew closer with Elsa.
Now, they were in Wellington, Ohio where a man got his head ripped off. They were in the police station asking questions to the cops.
"Well it may have something to do with one of your locals getting his head ripped off", Dean said.
"Bill Randolph died from a bear attack", the cop explained to them.
"Really?" Elsa asked sarcastically. "How sure are you that it was a bear?"
"What else could it be?"the cop asked.
"Well, whatever it was, it chased Mr. Randolph through the woods, smashed his front door, followed him up the stairs, and killed him in his bedroom", Dean said. "Is that common a bear doing all that?"
"Depends on how pissed off it was, I guess," the cop replied. "Look, the Randolph's lived way up in high country. You got trout runs that will make a grown man weep, and bears."
"Right, now what about Mrs. Randolph?" Sam asked. "The file said she saw the whole thing."
"Yes, she did", the cop answered. "My heart goes out to the poor women."
"She said bear?" Elsa asked.
"Kathy Randolph went through a hell of a trauma, she's confused", the cop answered.
"What did she say?" Sam asked.
"I think it's silly, why don't I call her up and you ask her", the cop said.
The cop called over to for the three fake FBI to ask questions. She came in about 15 minutes. Elsa, Sam and Dean took her into the interview room to ask her what she saw.
"No, it must have been a bear", answered. "I mean, what else could it have been?"
"Mrs. Randolph, what do you think it was?" Sam asked.
"No, I remember clearly now", Mrs. Randolph said. "It was definitely a bear."
"We're sure it was", Dean said. "But see, it helps us to hear every angle. So just tell us what you thought you saw."
"It's impossible, but...I could have sworn I saw...the Incredible Hulk", said embarrassed.
"The Incredible Hulk?" Sam asked.
"I told you it was crazy", said.
"I've heard crazier", Elsa said to herself.
"Bana or Norton?" Dean asked with a smile.
"Oh, no, those movies were terrible, the TV Hulk," said.
"Lou Ferrigno?" Dean asked.
"Yes", Mrs. Randolph replied.
"Spiky-hair Lou Ferrigno?" Dean asked.
"Yes", answered again.
Sam glanced at Elsa, who just shrugged.
"You think I'm crazy", said.
"No, uh, no, it's just...is there, uh, would there be any reason that Lou Ferrigno, the Incredible Hulk, would have a grudge against your husband?", Dean asked.
"No", Mrs. Randolph answered.
Dean and Elsa stayed in the motel while Sam went back to find anything else. Dean was on the laptop, while Elsa sketched in her book. She was sketching a picture of Castiel. She didn't know why, but it just came up in her head. Sam walked into the motel room looking tired.
"Find anything?" Dean asked.
"Well, I saw the house", Sam answered.
"And?" Elsa asked as she was drawing Castiel's blue eyes.
"And there is a giant eight-foot-wide hole where the front door used to be", Sam said. "Almost like, uh-"
"A Hulk size hole", Dean finished.
"Maybe, what do you have?" Sam asked.
"Well, it turns out that Bill Randolph had quite the temper", Dean explained. "He's got two counts of spousal battery, bar brawls, and court-ordered anger management sessions. You might say you wouldn't like him when he's angry."
"So a hothead getting killed by TV's greatest hothead", Sam said. "Kinda sounds like just desserts, doesn't it?
Dean snorted and Elsa rolled her eyes.
"It's all starting to make sense", Sam said.
"How is this making sense?" Elsa asked confused.
"Well, I found something else at the crime scene", Sam said as he putted out candy wrappers from his pocket. "Candy wrappers, lots of them."
"Just desserts, sweet tooth, screwing with people before you kill 'em-we're dealing with the Trickster, aren't we?" Dean asked.
"Sure looks like it", Sam answered.
"Good, I've wanted to gank that mother since Mystery Spot", Dean said.
"Wait! You know this Trickster?"Elsa asked.
"Yeah, he's been screwing with us for awhile", Dean said. "Now I want pay back."
"You sure?" Sam asked.
"Yeah, I'm sure", Dean said seriously.
"No, I mean are you sure you wanna kill him?"Sam asked.
"Son of a bitch didn't think twice about icing me a thousand times", Dean said angrily.
"No, I know, I mean, I'm just saying..." Sam said before Dean cut him off.
"What are you saying?" Dean asked. "If you don't want to kill him, then what?"
"Talk to him?" Sam asked.
Elsa stopped drawing and looked up at Sam. Was he serious? Making a Trickster an ally was like making the devil an ally. All Tricksters know how to do is play tricks, you can't trust them.
"Seriously?" Elsa asked. "You want to talk to a Trickster?"
"Think about it, you two", Sam said."He's one of the most powerful creatures we've ever met. Maybe we can use him."
"For what?" Dean asked thinking his idea was stupid.
"Okay, Trickster's like a Hugh Hefner type, right?", Sam began to explain. "Wine, women, song-maybe he doesn't want the party to end. Maybe he hates this angels and demons stuff as much as we do. Maybe he'll help us."
"Your serious?" Dean asked.
"Yeah", Sam answered.
"Ally with the Trickster?" Elsa asked with her eyebrow raised.
"Yeah", Sam answered.
"A bloody, violent monster, and you wanna be Facebook friends with him?", Dean sarcastically asked.
"Nice, one Sam", Elsa added.
"The world is gonna end", Sam began to explain."We don't have the luxury of a moral stand. Look, I'm just saying it's worth a shot. That's all. If it doesn't work, we'll kill him."
Dean sighed and looked at Elsa, who was still thinking Sam's plan was stupid.
"How are we gonna find the guy anyways?" Dean asked.
"Well, he never takes just one victim, right?" Sam asked."He'll show."
"I think this plan is stupid", Elsa commented.
"You have a better one?" Dean asked.
"I can possibly think of a better one than having a Trickster as an ally", Elsa added.
"We have you as an ally", Sam added.
Elsa glared at Sam. "You have me as an ally, because I can kill a demon with my fangs", Elsa added. "I'm not a Trickster. You can at least trust me."
"Elsa, can you at least try this idea?" Sam asked as he met her blue eyes.
Elsa sighed and looked into Sam's hazel eyes. She didn't like the idea of having a Trickster as an ally. She wanted just to kill the monster and end it. If the Trickster betrayal's them, she can always kill it.
"Fine", Elsa answered. "But I still don't agree on this plan."
"You and me both," Dean added.
Dean and Elsa began sharpening the wooden stakes while Sam listen in to the police scanner. Elsa was still upset about the plan and Dean can notice it in her eyes.
"Hey, if this doesn't work, will be there to kill the son of a bitch and to tell Sam we told him so", Dean whispered to her.
Elsa giggled and continued to sharpen the wooden stake. Suddenly the police scanner came with something.
"Um, Dispatch? I, I got a possible 187 out here at the old paper mill on Route 6?" the voice in the scanner said.
Elsa and Dean stopped and went to listen to the scanner.
"Roger that, What are you looking at there, son?" Dispatch asked.
"Honestly, Walt, I, I wouldn't even know how to describe what I'm seeing, just-send everybody", the guy on the scanner said.
"All right, stay calm, stay by your car, help's on the way", the dispatch said.
Sam turned off the police scanner. Dean and Elsa looked confused.
"Well, that's was weird," Dean commented.
"Weird enough to be our guy?" Sam asked.
Sam, Dean and Elsa headed out to a warehouse where the scanner picked up the call. No was to be found in sights. Elsa had a bad feeling, something wasn't right about this place. If she was a wolf, she be letting out low growls.
"There was a murder here, and there's no police cars", Dean said suspiciously. "There's nobody. How's that look to you?"
"Crappy", Sam answered.
Dean took out three wooden stakes and two flashlights. He hands a stake and flashlight to Sam and hands a stake to Elsa. "I figured you can see in the dark?" Dean asked.
"I'll be fine", Elsa replied.
The three of them walked into the warehouse to find themselves in a hospital. Dean and Sam looked like doctors while Elsa looked like a nurse. A blonde nurse passed by them.
"What the hell?" Dean asked.
"Doctor," the blonde nurse said as she pass by them.
Elsa opened at door to that lead to janitors closet to find a man and a women making out. She shut the door with a confused look on her face and turned to the boys who looked as confused as she did. A brunette doctor came up to Sam.
"Doctor", the brunette doctor called. She slapped Sam across the face.
"Oww", Sam said in pain.
"Seriously?" the brunette doctor asked.
"What?" Sam asked.
"Seriously?", the doctor asked. "You're brilliant, you know that? And a coward. You're a brilliant coward."
"Umm what are you talking about?" Sam asked. The doctor slaps him again.
"As you don't know", the doctor said.
She angrily stormed off. Elsa laughed because Sam got slapped which was so confusing watched as the doctor stormed off and smiled. He knew the doctor.
"I don't believe this", Dean said with a smile.
"What?" Elsa asked.
"That's Dr. Piccolo", Dean answered.
"Who?" Sam asked.
"Dr. Ellen Piccolo", Dean answered. "The sexy yet earnest Doctor at..."
Dean looked up at a sign and read it aloud. "Seattle Mercy Hospital", Dean read.
"Dean, what the hell is going are you talking about?" Sam asked.
"The Doctor getups, the, the sexy interns" Dean said. "It all makes sense."
"What makes sense?" Elsa asked.
"What's going on?" Sam asked.
"We're in " Dean said kind of excited.
"Oh God, no", Elsa said. "I hate this show."
The three on them walked through the hospital corridors.
"Dude, what the hell?" Dean asked.
"I don't know", Sam answered.
"No, seriously what the hell?" Dean asked again.
"I don't know", Sam answered.
"One theory, any theory", Dean said.
"Uh, the Trickster trapped us in TV Land" Sam answered.
"That's your theory," Elsa said. "That's stupid."
"Dean the one who said we're on Dr. Sexy, MD", Sam said.
"Yeah, but TV land isn't TV Land", Dean said."I mean, there's actors and, and lights and crew members, you know. This looks real."
"It can't be", Sam said."Dean, how can this possibly be real?"
"That's what I'm trying to figure out", Elsa added.
"I don't know", Dean answered.
Dean started to talked to them about each of the characters on the show. Elsa didn't pay much attention, since she hated the show. A doctor started coming towards them.
"It's him", Dean said trying not to stare.
"Who?" Sam asked.
"It's him, it's Dr. Sexy", Dean answered.
came up to them. Elsa just rolled her eyes.
"Doctor", said turning to Dean.
"Doctor", Dean replied with a smiled.
"Doctor", said to Sam.
Dean hit Sam's chest. "Doctor", Sam answered.
"Nurse", said turning to Elsa with a smile.
"Doctor", Elsa answered.
turned to Dean. "You want to give me one good reason why you defied my direct order to do the experimental face transplant on Mrs. Biehl?" asked Dean.
Dean looked nervous. Elsa was just dying to hear Dean's responds.
"One reason?", Dean asked. "Sure."
Dean looked at 's shoes which were tennis shoes. Dean angrily shoved to the wall. Sam and Elsa looked shocked.
"You're not ", Dean angrily said.
"You're crazy", said panicked.
"Really? Because I swore part of what makes Dr. Sexy sexy is the fact that he wears cowboy boots. Not tennis shoes." Dean said.
"You're such a fan", Elsa said.
"It's a guilty pleasure", Dean replied.
"Call security", called out.
"Yeah, go ahead, pal", Dean said."See, we know who you are."
Some nurses when out to look for security. The four of them were the only ones in the room. suddenly morph into Gabriel.
"You guys are getting better", Gabriel said.
Elsa looked at Gabriel with a surprised. The boys thought he was a Trickster. She knew who he was, maybe she could say it before they get themselves killed.
"Get us the hell out of here!" Dean shouted.
"Or what?" Gabriel answered. He twisted Dean's arm, hurting him."Don't say you have wooden stakes, big guy."
"That was you on the police scanner, right?" Sam asked. "This is a trick."
"Hello? Trickster.", Gabriel said."Come on! I heard you two yahoos were in town. How could I resist?"
"Where the hell are we?" Dean said.
"Like it? It's all homemade. My own sets..." Gabriel said.
Gabriel raps on the window in a nearby door, then indicates the frozen extras.
"My own actors...call it my own little idiot box", Gabriel said.
"How do we get out?" Dean asked angrily.
"That, my friend, is the sixty-four-dollar question", Gabriel said.
"Whatever, we just, we need to talk to you," Sam said. "We need your help."
"Hm, let me guess, you two muttonheads broke the world, and you want me to sweep up your mess," Gabriel said.
"Please just five minutes, hear us out", Sam begged.
"Sure, tell you what, survive the next twenty-four hours, we'll talk", Gabriel said.
"Survive what?", Dean asked.
"The game!" Gabriel shouted with excitement.
"What game?" Dean asked.
"You're in it" Gabriel said.
"How do we play?" Dean asked.
"You're playing it", Gabriel answered.
"What are the rules?", Dean asked.
Gabriel zapped him and Elsa away before he could answered. Sam and Dean looked around.
"Son of a bitch!" Dean yelled.
"Dude, Elsa, she gone", Sam said.
"Elsa!" Dean shouted.
"He must of took her", Sam said.
"Oh, I'm going to kill him," Dean said.
Elsa woke up in a meadow, her meadow. She was human, in her normal clothes. She looked around to see if she could see Sam, Dean or Gabriel. She walked around the meadow searching for any sign of them.
"Elsa!" a familiar male voice called her name. Elsa turned around to see Castiel behind her.
"Cas!" Elsa said with relief. Elsa quickly ran to him.
"Where are Sam and Dean?" Castiel asked her.
"I don't know," Elsa answered. "But I know what we're dealing with. It's not a trickster!"
"Well, whatever it is, we have to get you and the Winchesters out of here", Castiel said. "Are you hurt?"
"No", Elsa answered.
"Good, I'm getting you out now", Castiel said.
Castiel was about to zap Elsa when Castiel disappeared. Elsa looked around, but she didn't see Castiel.
"Castiel!" Elsa called his name. "Cas!"
"He's gone, sweetheart", a voice said.
Elsa turned to see Gabriel staring at her. Elsa glared at him, but he just smiled.
"Awww, don't give me that look again", Gabriel said. "At least I didn't put you where Castiel is."
"Where did you put him?" Elsa asked. "And Sam and Dean. Where are they?"
"No need to know", Gabriel answered her as he circled around her.
"Tell me or else", Elsa threaten.
"Or else what?" Gabriel asked.
"You really wanna asked that, knowing what I'm capable of", Elsa said.
Gabriel chuckled as he circled Elsa. "Why do you hang around them?" Gabriel said. "They're the reason why the world is ending. They have to play their roles as Michael and Lucifer."
"They don't have too", Elsa replied. "They have a choice and if they don't want to do it, you can't force them. Why don't you step up and say something?"
Gabriel glared at Elsa, but Elsa just slightly smiled. She was getting him angry, perfect. Gabriel rolled his eyes and snapped his fingers. He zapped Elsa into a bright motel room where Sam and Dean were talking. Sam and Dean turned to Elsa.
"Elsa!"both boys said at the same time.
"Sam! Dean!" Elsa said with relief. She quickly walked up to them. Sam placed his hand on Elsa shoulder.
"Are you hurt?" Sam asked.
"I swear, if that Trickster laid a hand on you, I'll kill him", Dean growled.
Elsa smiled. "No, I'm not hurt", Elsa answered. "But I know what where up against..."
Before Elsa could say anything else Castiel entered. He had some injuries.
"Cas!" Elsa called his name and quickly ran up to him. "Your hurt."
" I don't have much time", Castiel said.
"What happen?" Elsa asked.
"I got out," Castiel answered.
"From what?" Dean asked.
"Listen to me,something is not right", Castiel explained."This thing is much more powerful than it should be."
"What thing-the Trickster?" Dean asked.
"If it is a Trickster," Castiel said.
"It isn't a Trickster", Elsa said. "It's..."
Elsa was cut off by getting flung to the wall in the back of the room. She crumpled to the ground and groaned in pain.
"Elsa!" Castiel answered. He tried to get to her, but he was flung to the wall in the front of the room.
Gabriel entered the room with a smile on his face and an applause from people that were no where to be found. "Hello!" Gabriel greeted. "Thank you. Thank you, ladies."
Castiel got up with duct tape on his mouth. Elsa got up slowly and tried to get to Castiel, but Gabriel threw her down harder. Elsa moaned in pain, now she was in more pain. Sam tried to run towards her, but Gabriel pulled him back.
"Stay down," Castiel told her.
"Cas, I'm in so much pain", Elsa said.
"I know, but stay down," Castiel told her. "He won't get away with it."
Gabriel turned to Castiel, but Castiel glared at Gabriel.
"Hi, Castiel", Gabriel greeted him.
Gabriel made a hand gesture that made Castiel vanish. Elsa raised her head up.
"Cas!" she called out in pain.
"Elsa, Elsa, you clever wolf", Gabriel said as he walked up to her.
"You know them?" Sam asked.
"Where the hell did you send Cas?" Dean angrily asked.
"Relax, he'll live...maybe", Gabriel answered.
"Sam, Dean, he's an..."Elsa tried to finish but Gabriel zapped her away.
"Elsa!" Sam called for her.
"You son of a bitch", Dean angrily said.
"Relax Dean, she'll be fine", Gabriel said. "She has nothing to do with what's going on. She has no part to play in this story."
Elsa opened her eyes to find herself in her meadow again. She was still in pain, from Gabriel throwing her around like a ragdoll. Elsa tried to stand up, but she was in so much pain, that she was only able to sit up.
"I swear, Gabriel I'm kicking your ass after this", Elsa said.
"Awww Elsa, you really would hurt me," a voice said.
Elsa turned her head around to see Gabriel smiling at her. Elsa glared at him. "Dean was right, you are a son of a bitch who loves screwing around with people," Elsa said.
"Look, those boys need to know their roles", Gabriel said. "They started it and they have to end it."
"Just because you can't stand up to your brothers it doesn't mean you force people to do your dirty work", Elsa said.
"You don't know what it's like", Gabriel said angrily.
"No, I don't because I don't have brother," Elsa said. "I don't have a family. But Sam and Dean there like my brothers. They are like my family and I would hate to see them get hurt."
Gabriel looked down ashamed and looked back at Elsa. Gabriel smiled and walked up to Elsa, but he stopped and looked around like if someone called him.
"I'll be back", Gabriel said. "Stay here wolfy."
Gabriel disappeared, leaving Elsa alone. She sat there about 15 minutes. The some of pain faded away, but there was always pain. She was thinking about Sam, Dean and Castiel. She was mostly worried about Castiel. He was pretty injured the last time she saw him. She was a worried for him as much as he was worried about her.
Elsa suddenly appeared back in the warehouse, to find Sam, Dean and Castiel standing there. She was about to fall, but Castiel caught her, and helped her up. She looked up to meet his eyes.
"Thanks Cas", Elsa said. Castiel nodded at her.
Elsa turned to Gabriel, who was in a circle of burning holy oil. Elsa smiled.
"You deserved it Gabriel", Elsa said.
"Your lucky to have a burning circle protecting you", Dean said. "I would of loved to kick your ass."
"Not if I would of kicked it first", Sam added.
Elsa giggled and looked back at Gabriel. "See Gabriel, Sam, Dean and Cas are my family", Elsa said. "They're not afraid to stay up to each other once an awhile. But when you hurt one of us, your going to have to face the consequences. We don't have to follow our destiny or we can change it by the choices we have."
Gabriel looked down ashamed. Elsa got to him and she knew she got to him, by the look in his eyes.
"Okay, we're out of here", Dean said."Come on."
Dean and Sam started walking away, Castiel stayed by Elsa's side just in case she fell again. Elsa was able to walk slowly. The four of them started walking away from Gabriel.
"Uh, okay, guys", Gabriel said. "So what? You're just gonna, you're gonna leave me here forever?"
Dean stopped, which caused everyone to stop and turned to face Gabriel.
No. We're not, 'cause we don't screw with people the way you do", Dean said."And for the record? This isn't about some prize fight between your brothers or some destiny that can't be stopped. This is about you being too afraid to stand up to your family."
Dean pulls the fire alarm down. The sprinkler turn on and water starts falling down like if it was raining.
"Don't ever say I never did anything", Dean commanded.
Gabriel glared at him, but the four of them walked out of the warehouse. The Impala was where it was left, Sam and Dean go up to it. Castiel and Elsa stayed in the back. Sam and Dean started talking.
"Are you sure your okay?" Castiel asked Elsa. Elsa smiled and looked up at him.
"Yeah, I'm fine", Elsa answered him. "I just have a little bit of pain on my back and legs, but I'll survive."
Castiel still was worried about Elsa. He didn't like see her hurt, physical or emotional he didn't like it. He knew Elsa was tough, but the thought of her getting hurt, hurt him too.
"I'm more worried about you Cas", Elsa said looking at Castiel's injuries.
Castiel smiled and use his finger to lift her chin meet her blue eyes with his. "I'll be fine", Castiel said to her.
Elsa giggled. She started remembering what Gabriel had told her about Lucifer wanting her. She wanted to tell Castiel because she was worried that it might be true, but Gabriel could of lied about it. She decided to wait and see what happens.
As Elsa and Castiel talked, Sam watched at the way Elsa looked at Castiel. "Why can't she look at me that way?" Sam asked himself.
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