Obito scowled as he kept Naruto behind him unaware of what the silver haired man had said.
"Naru, I want you to run. Take Ayame and Ojiisan with you and run," he said in a serious tone Naruto had only heard him use when they were attacked before they had placed seals on their cart, "Once you're safely away get out of the village. I'll join you as soon as I can."
Naruto gave his brother a look before hitting him outside the head.
"OW!"
"Look Aniki. I am not a little kid. I can handle myself," he said. Obito stood up about to yell at him when…
"AH! Kakashi! My eternal rival!"
Obito and Naruto stared at the man in green spandex with wide eyes.
"I wish to challenge you Kakashi. What will it be? 400 laps around Konoha backwards on our hands? Scaling the hokage mountain with no chakra and just our feet?"
"I've seen men without lips, trannies who are grannies, people with multiple limbs they don't need, animals that talk better than people, swords that eat, talking heads without bodies, a beating heart outside the body, snakes longer than a person is tall, and none of that is more horrifying than the thing I see before me," Obito said with wide eyes.
"I didn't know people wore green spandex like that."
"I didn't know they made green spandex like that."
"I didn't know you could disrespect a forehead protector by wearing it as a belt."
"I didn't know they made orange leg warmers."
"Did he rob people of their eye brows?"
"That is a distinct possibility Naru."
"GAI SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"Oh my god he spawned!"
And with that Obito and Naruto fainted.
My sick sense of humor.