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ILY!
Day 20
"HEHE! I'M BACK!" I said enthusiastically
"Foooodd!! Waaateeeerr!" They all said
"Goshhh it's only been 8 days."
"MORE LIKE 20!" Kristen yelled
"Ehmehgosh! My hair smells like Derrick's feet, and I need to be drenched in my Chanel #15!" Massie snapped
"And I need my leave-in conditioner!!" Alicia said
"AND MY FOOD!" Dylan yelled
"Plus, I need my new favorite candy, chocolate!!" Claire said
"WTF happened to your favorite candy, gummy worms?" Cam said angrily
"Derrick gave me chocolate." Claire said while she smiled
"Gosh! You whiney babies! Do you see the boys whining? I think not!" I said
"Cam whined." Alicia pointed out
I sighed, "Because, they don't need any of this crap! Haven't you seen 7 Things Spoof on YouTube!"
"YouTube is for LBR's." Massie said, "Like you."
"That's it. Punishment time."
"NOOOOO!" They all screeched
Dear Cam,
Are you gay? Even if you're not, would you rather kiss Derrick or Josh?"
-xaxa3
"HAHAHA! FUNNIEST QUESTION SINCE 1978!" I laughed out
"I'm not gay!" Cam said as he checked his fingernails for broken cuticles, "Ha! The room didn't become smaller!"
"Argg." I said
"And I will never, I repeat never, kiss a boy!"
The room became smaller
"EHMEHGOSH!" The PC yelled out
"OK! FINE! I CONFESS! I KISSED A GUY AT A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY! BUT IT WAS FOR A DARE!" Cam yelled out
"AHHH!! WHO?!" Massie asked
"Dempsey Solomon…." Cam said
"WHAT! DEMPSEY?!" The boys asked
"Yes!! It was for a dare, I swear!"
"Where was I when this happened?" Derrick asked
"You were passed out since you drank so much."
"Oh."
"Next question!"
Dear Cam,
If you had to go out with someone besides Claire who would it be (in the PC though!)
Dear Briarwood Boys,
If you could go out with any PC girl even if they're taken who would it be?
Dear Massie,
Who is your best closest friend in the PC?
Dear Author,
How did you come up with such a brilliant idea? OMG I heart it!
-Megan
"Arg, I only said one question per person…" I said, "But thanks, I heart you! And it's a secret…"
"Uh… Massie!" Cam said
Everybody gasped, "WHAT!" Massie yelled
"OMG this is so hilarious!" I yelled
"I'm already going out with Alicia!" Josh said
"Uh, Massie or Claire. I don't know." Derrick said
"HEY! THAT'S MY ANSWER!" Cam yelled
"Well, I'm for sure going out with CLAIRE!" Derrick said, "Massie is a drama queen."
"NO I AM NOT!!" Massie yelled out
"Pshhh. Whatev." Claire said
"No I am!" Cam yelled out
"NO I AM!" Derrick screeched back
Cam turned into the ugly creature from Lord of the Rings once more, "SHE'S MY PRECIOUS!"
Derrick sloooooowly backed away from him, "Uh, uh, CLAIRE HELP HIM!"
"I don't think so. I helped him the last 3 times. It's your turn, Massie." Claire said
"WHAT! I don't know what to do!" Massie said
"GIVE HIM A SMOOCH ON THE LIPS!"
"EWW HE IS A UGLY MONSTER THAT IS DESPERATLY IN NEED OF A CHAPSTICK!"
"JUST KISS HIM!"
"FINE!" Massie said. She walked in baby steps, with a lip gloss in hand, "HERE GOES NOTHING!" She slapped Hot Fudge Glossip Girl lip-gloss all over Cam's lips, and then she kissed him.
Cam turned back to normal, "Gosh! Did I turn into that ugly thing again?"
Everybody nodded their heads.
"And why do I have lipstick on?" Cam asked
"Correction, lipgloss." Massie said
"Massie, answer your question." I said
"My best friend in the PC has to be Alicia. Because Kuh-laire is a boysnatcher!"
"WHATEVER! I AM NOT A BOYSNATCHER! He liked me first!"
"NEXT QUESTION! GOOOOOSSH!"
Dear Dylan,
Don't you think it's kind of wrong that you went with TWO guys to Skye Hamilton's party? Are you having a threesome or something?
Dear Derek,
Why do you pull your pants down all the time? No one wants to see your butt.
-Cela Fille
"Arg. I said one question per person. -.-" I said
"I do nawt think it's weird how I went with two guys."
"AND ME AND CHRIS ARE NOT GAY! SO IT'S NOT A THREESOME!"
"Suuurree.' I said
"Everybody wants to see my butt! It's so sexy!" Derrick said as he wiggled it
"Actually, nobody does. It's gar-oss." Massie said
Derrick started to cry, "W-What?! I th-thought everybody lo-loved my b-b-b-butt!"
"No, nobody does. Except Layne Abeley, because she is an LBR."
"Ew. Layne Abeley?" Derrick asked
"Yeah. So puh-lease stop showing your nasty hairy butt!" Everybody said
Derrick checked his butt, "It's not hairy! I just haven't shaved it for a while!"
"Little TMI?" I said, "Next question
Dear Dylan,
How do you manage to stay so different from the rest of the PC? You're like the only funny one
P.S. you're my favorite PC member.
Dear Kemp and Plovert,
Why were you guys asses and sent pig pics to Dylan? I mean, she was only trying to get you guys to like her more!'
-inskipgrl101
"Aw. I am very much loved." Dylan said
Kemp and Chris laughed, "It's because she is really fat. I mean who wears size 6?"
"I DO!!" I said, "YOU GUYS GET TIME OUT! SOMEBODY ESCORT KEMP INTO A DARK TINY CLOSET, AND SOMEBODY ESCORT CHRIS INTO A ROOM FILLED WITH CALENDERS THAT MARKS 'FRIDAY THE 13TH'!"
Some buff dudes came and escorted them.
"NOOO I'M CLAUSTIPHOBIC!!" Kemp yelled
He was dragged into a closet, "AHHH I'M CLAUSTICPHOBIC
Chris was dragged into a room filled with calendars that marked 'Friday the 13th"
"AHHH I'M PARASKAVEDEKATRIAPHOBIC!!" Chris yelled
"Para-what?" Massie asked
We heard muffled sounds of them screaming.
"Moving on…" I said
"Well,"
"CLAUSTIPHOBIC!" Kemp yelled
Dylan continued, "I am very different becau-"
"PARASKAVEDEKATRIAPHOBIC!!" Chris yelled
Dylan got mad, but still continued, "Because I am a"
"CLAUSTICPHOBIC, PARASKAVEDEKATRIAPHOBIC!" Kemp and Chris yelled
"UGH, JUST LET THEM OUT!" I yelled
The buff dudes dragged them out.
"AHHH I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE THANKS TO YOU!" Kemp and Chris said
"You're welcome." I said as I smiled
Dear Derrick,
Do you seriously want to date Kuh-laire?
Or do you secretly like Dylan or Kristen?
-CliqueMaterial
"Pshh. I'm soo over Kristen." Derrick said
"WHAT?! You went out with Kristen?" Massie asked
"Yeah. Like a summer ago."
"Why didn't you ever tell me?!"
"You're not important in my life." Derrick said
Massie shook, "WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES WE DATED?"
"Nope."
"WHAT?!"
"I will rather date Claire." Derrick said
"Of course!" Claire said like it was soo ah-vious.
Dear PC,
Would you ever wear non-designers?
Dear Briarwood Boys,
If forced by, ahem, your girls, would you wear a dress for them? With diamonds?
Dear Everybody,
What is your ringtone for your hawtie?
-RandomPerson
"No we're not gonna work this out tonight, No we're not gonna make this right, So I'll give a kiss and say goodbye, Cause we're not gonna work this out tonight." Claire started to sing Tonight by Jonas Brothers
"WHAT?!" Derrick yelled out
"Oh, it's for Cam."
"WHAT?!" Cam yelled
"Then what's mine?" Derrick asked, totally ignoring Cam
"7 things."
"Mine is Lollipop." Kemp said
"Ah-viously a dirty song." Dylan said as she rolled her eyes
"She, She lick me Like a lollipop (Oh yeah I like that)" Kemp started to sing as he licked the floor.
Everybody made 'WTF?' faces, and started to back away slllooowwllyy
"Ah-viously mine is Love Song by Sara Bareilles."
"Ah-viously." Claire said like Massie says 'Ah-viously.
"Claire, are you a repeat button?'
"No, but why are you mocking me? HAHA!" Claire said
"KUH-LAIRE! I'M SUPPOSE TO SAY THAT PART!"
"Whatev."
"Mineee isssss With You!" Alicia said
"Nobody cares." I said
"EHMEHGOSH! I WOULD NEVER WEAR NON-DESIGNER CLOTHING LIKE KUH-LAIRE!" Massie yelled
"I wear non-designer sometimes." Kristen said
"It's because you are poor." Alicia pointed out
"WELL ATLEAST I DON'T FAKE WHAT MY ETHICITY IS!" Kristen said, "FANNISH!"
Alicia gasped, "How dare you!" She said as she jumped on top of Kristen and started to scratch her with her 500 dollar nails
"FAKE NAILS? PSHHH!! REAL NAILS ARE BETTER!" Kristen said as she scratched her back.
"OWCHHH!"
"Briarwood boys?" I asked, "Dress?? With diamonds?"
"HELL NO!!" The boys said except Kemp
"Kemp… what?!" Derrick said in shock
"Well, I wanted to always wear a dress." Kemp said
"WHAT?!" The boys said, "YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MANLINESS!"
"But I would totally sell the diamonds on eBay."
Dear Griffin,
Have you ever liked any of the PC members beside Kristen?
Dear Briarwood Boys,
Have any of you ever honestly like Layne?
-Nacialuvssoccer
"YES! FINALLY A QUESTION FOR ME!" Griffin said as he got out of his corner that he was in for the past 20 days
"EWWWW! WHO LIKES LAYNE?!" All the boys yelled out
The room became smaller.
"WTF! SOMEONE LIKES LAYNE ABELEY?! THE MAJOR LBR?!" Massie said
"EWW NOOO NOBODY DOES!" All the boys yelled out again
The room became even smaller
"OKAY SOMEBODY TELL THE TRUTH BEFORE I SMELL CAM'S B.O.!" Claire yelled out
"FINE! IT'S ME!" Chris confessed
Everybody gasped.
"YOU LIKE LAYNE MORE THEN ME!?" Dylan asked
"YES! I DATED HER IN THE 2ND GRADE!"
"Pshh. Second grade. That's not dating. The only dating you do in 2nd grade is trading crayons." Dylan said
"Well, I don't like anybody. I love myself!" Griffin said
"Self absorbed much?" I said, "NEXT QUESTION!"
Dear Everybody,
Do you every wish you could ride on a purple pony into a big cloud of cotton candy?
-umname?
"HELL YEAH!" all the boys yelled out
"Ewwww, cotton candy has calories!" The P.C. said
Dear Cam,
After you snuck into the girl's cabin dressed as a girl have you ever wished you were a girl? And if you were a girl, who would u date at BOCD?
-hellothere10!!
"NOO!!" Cam yelled out
The room became smaller
"GASP!" I yelled out
"Only for perverted reasons!" Cam said
"GASP x1000000000!!" I yelled out
"I would totally date Dempsey."
"EWW! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Everybody asked
Dear Alicia,
Will your dad really sue everyone you ask him too?
Will you try to sue the author of this story when you get out?
Dear Everybody,
What's the first thing you would do when u get out of this room?
- massieroxmysox
"Well, duhh!" Alicia said
The room became smaller
"I don't know why the room is smaller, because my daddy will sue anybody."
The room became even smaller
"Ugh, Cam, did you put deodorant on today?" Alicia asked
"Maybe…" Cam said
The room became even smaller.
"FINE! My Dad will not sue, because he doesn't have the license to sue. Goshh! Happy?" Alicia said
"And If my Dad could sue, I would soo sue the author. You RETARD!"
"You're dead." I said
Alicia whimpered
"Just kidding!"
"I will go straight home, take a long 50 hour bath, and then I would do a 24 hour shopping spree with my girls!" Massie said
"Take a loooong bath in a bath salt filled tub, and then eat." Dylan
"Sleep." All the boys said
Dear Cam,
What would you do if Harris ever dated Claire?
-LovableHeartBreakers
"HARRIS WILL DIE!!" Cam yelled as he was going to morph into the ugly creature.
"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!" Derrick said as he b-tch slapped him
"Ew. Harris will never date me! He is fugly!" Claire said
"NO HE IS NOT! HE IS HAWT!" Alicia said
"WHAT! WHAT ABOUT ME!?" Josh asked
"YOU LIKE CLAIRE? REMEMBER?!" Alicia said
"OMG! THAT WAS LIKE THE 4TH BOOK!"
"THAT'S LAST YEAR, DORK!"
"SHUT UP YOU SOUND LIKE MY FRIEND SARAH Y.!" I yelled
"WHO THE HECK IS THAT?!"
"NOBODY YOU NEED TO KNOW! MOVING ON!"
Dear Everyone.
Who do you want to date right now? And why?
-ohyeahitsgrace
"EHMEHGOSH!! IT'S MY BEST FRIEND GRACE!" I yelled out
"Ugh.. not her again! She is soo annoying!" Massie whined
Grace walked in the room, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"WTF? How did you get in here?" I asked
"I had my people call your people." Grace said
"Oh." I said, "Stupid, Jennifer. Not telling me." I whispered
"Gar-ace, you need to stop asking questions!" Massie said
"Atleast I take showers!" Grace snapped, "LBR!"
"HEY, I TAKE SHOWERS, AND LBR IS MY WORD!"
"You smell like an LBR, look like one too!"
"NEXT QUESTION! SOMEBODY ESCORED MISS GRACE OUT!" I yelled
Some buff dude came in and kicked Grace out.
"YOU WILL HEAR FROM MY LAWYER!" Grace yelled
"Weird….." I said, "NEXT QUESTION!"
Dear Cam,
If Nikki is "nothing" why didn't you tell her to stop following you around? Hmm? We're all wondering.
-SeeminglyAngelic
"Well, Nikki has… autism! She is uber-sensitive." Cam said
The room became smaller.
"LIAR!" I said
"Well, I told Nikki that I would go out with her after I broke up with Claire before camp started." Cam confessed
"WHAT! YOU WERE GOING TO BREAK UP WITH ME?!" Claire screamed
"Yes…."
"UGH I HATE YOU EVEN MORE!!"
Dear Josh,
Do you seriously like Alicia, or do you just think she's hot like the rest of the guys?
Dear Plovert,
What do you look like?
-tessabx3
"Before you answer that question, I heard you have white-grayish hair, dandruff issues, acne, and a mustache." I said
"WHAT?!" Chris yelled, "I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE! But I always wanted a mustache. I really have white-blonde hair, that is shaggy and blue eyes."
The room started to get smaller.
"I'm playing with you guys."
"I hate you." Everybody said
"Fine, I was going to let you guys take a shower tomorrow!"
"WAIT! WE LOVE YOU!!"
"Awww I love you guys too! But byee!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Everybody yelled
Hehe! I hope you like this one! ohyeahitsgrace Helped me write it! So check out her story 'Meant to Be'
Oh and please write one question per person. Or I will skip your question. Thanks :)
ily(: