Real A/N: Sorry I took a bit longer. Had an important band audition to practice for. And I was watching Death Note. :3

Oh yeah. This chapter is dedicated to a really awesome story I read that was a complete Mary Sue. It freaking INSPIRED ME to write this chapter. Love ya'! :)

a/n thx 4 all da asommeeee revoewsss gaiiisss!1!1!11! i ttly new i wuz a kook riter!

I've, like, never told anyone about this before, but I have a tattoo on my back. Yeah, I know, right? I feel really, really bad about it! But I promise I totally didn't go to a tattoo place and get it! I was born with it! It's this really intricate pair of black wings that take up the majority of my back. It has lots of pretty swirls and lines in it that are totally cool. I don't quite know what it's for, but I don't really mind having it. I have a feeling that some day soon I will go on a quest that will tell me the answer to that question and then, like, everyone will totally love me because I saved the world.

-{}{ (It's a swordfish! It, like, totally fits me!)

I guess I never mentioned this, but I'm seven years old. My body looks like I'm, like, fourteen or something, and technically that, true, but when I was really little (and adorable!) I got really sick and went into a coma for seven years. I totally promise that's true! During that time, my mind didn't age, even though my body did. So even though my body is fourteen, my mind only seven. (definitely old enough for a relationship WITH HER BROTHER, huh? That's disgusting...) So that's why I usually refer to myself as a seven-year-old. But my smartness is totally over an adult's! I'm, like, a prodigy! My IQ is over 1,000!

-{}{

Today I went with Percy, Nico, and Mary Velvet Sparkle Glitter Pink Silk Gold Shine DiAngelo to the ocean. I was thinking of ways to get everyone to like me. It was almost hard (but it wasn't because I'm perfect and everything is easy for me), but then it came to me.

I could freeze over part of the ocean! And then everyone could skate and have fun! They'd totally love me!

I stood up quickly, excited, and raised my arms.

"Can you guys stand back for a minute?" I asked.

"Like, what, like, for?" Mary asked back.

"I'm going to freeze over some of the water so that we can all go skating!"

"OMG, that's, like, awesome!" Mary exclaimed, stepping back and clapping excitedly.

"But Sara," Percy protested. "What if you use up too much energy and get hurt? My little angel CANNOT get hurt!"

"It's okay, Onii-san," I assured him. "It's not that hard, and I'm totally awesome, remember, so everything will be perfect!"

But then something went wrong—JK! It all totally went PERFECT!

Everyone came after they heard and they all complimented me as I handed out skates (courtesy of the Hephaestus kids, though I totally made the first design of them) to other demigods. This was, like, great! Now everyone would love me and totally worship me like a god! Or maybe a god would worship me, too!

Still deep in thought, my beautiful golden sea green emerald eyes that flashed blue sometimes orbs didn't see the big ugly figure coming towards me.

"Hey, girl, do you wanna fight? I'll pound you into the ground."

I looked up to see a bulky figure with messy brownish hair and a reeeally ugly face. Oh, Clarisse, head of the Ares cabin.

I blinked, disbelieving. "You want to fight me?"

Clarisse grinned. "Of course I do, pipsqueak. So I can beat all your pretty snot out of you!"

I snapped my fingers like a diva in her face. Yeah right, like she could beat ME.

"I accept your challenge. You're going down, you fat piece of ham!"

The Ares demigod snarled and barely stopped herself from trying to strangle me (I totally would have stopped her if she tried).

"Tomorrow. The arena. 3:01 PM."

"Deal."

a/n omggg!1!1! watss goin 2 hppn in da fite!1? whoz guna winzzzz!111?/?/?

Real A/N: I apologize for the drabble-y-ness in the beginning. Wanted to get that in there somewhere.

Anywho, I'm going to start taking requests now for how Sara will die. That won't be soon, but someday... And it will be dang HILARIOUS.