Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. However, I do have, in my possession, a rather empty bottle of bleach.
Hi!
This is the next chapter of Yachiru's Halloween!
Before I start, I would like to clarify a few doubts.
1. I called Yumichika 'Yumi-chan'. After doing so, I received a few reviews about it. So I shall say once and for all. I know Yumichika is a male. My sensei says that 'chan' can be applied to cute people as well. But to avoid further confusion, I shall refer to Yumichika as 'Tweety' from now on. (It's 'Tweety' because Tweety Bird has that weird feathery thingy on top of its head, rather like that white thingy on Yumichika's head.)
2. I was also asked why I decided to do the 5th division next. I decided that if I did the divisions in order, it would be quite boring, so I am doing them in random order.
That's about it, keep the reviews coming!
Also, I would like to clarify that this particular fanfic takes place after Aizen left for Hueco Mundo, okay?
Yachiru's Halloween: chapter 4
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"Momo-channnnnnn!! Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
A very grumpy Hinamori opened the door of her office, saving it from the fate of being beaten up by an impatient Yachiru.
"Kusajishi-san! PLEASE, for heaven's sake! Do NOT whack the door like that!"
"Aww, why not?"
"BECAUSE, I got this door as a birthday present from Rangiku-san to replace my previous door!"
"But WHY?"
"Because the previous door was Aizen-taichou's favourite. And I am doing my best to get rid of all traces of him."
"Oh..."
"But that's beside the point. What are YOU doing out here at night, trying to break my precious door into smithereens?"
"I want candy. Lots and lots and lots of it."
"...Why?? You KNOW that candy makes you HYPER."
"It's Halloween!"
"Let me guess. It's some weird festival related to candy?"
"Uh-huh. The rules are really simple. You give me candy, or Ken-chan will slice you to bits!"
Hinamori looked aghast.
"So...basically I have no choice but to surrender the candy."
Yachiru nodded vigorously.
"Okay. You wait here while I get the candy. But if I catch you breaking down my door again, no candy for you. Got it?"
More nods.
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A long, long, long wait later
"Ken-chan..."
The Frankenstein sitting on the ground massaging his cramped legs due to standing for too long gave a non-committal grunt.
"Why is Momo-chan taking so long?"
"How should I know?"
Yachiru's patience finally snapped. She crept to Hinamori's open window and stuck her head in.
"MOMO-CHAN! You TRICKED me!"
"..."
"You were supposed to give me CANDY, Momo-chan, not do PAPERWORK!"
"Oops!" Hinamori gave Yachiru her best I-am-an-innocent-little-girl look. "Did I forget to tell you that I wanted to finish my paperwork BEFORE giving you candy?"
Yachiru pouted.
"Come on, Momo-chan! You've got so much paperwork because Glasses-san ran away!"
Hinamori frowned slightly at the mention of her ex-taichou's name, or rather, nickname.
"Don't worry, Kusajishi-san," Hinamori told Yachiru in the sort of voice usually used by nurses working at a mental institution. "All I have left are those twenty-something piles of paperwork, and then I'm done!"
Yachiru stared at the paperwork for about a second before she yelled back an indignant response.
"NO FAIR! Each pile is TALLER than Ken-chan! I want candy NOW!"
"If I give you the candy now, will you shut up and go away?"
Yachiru considered this for a moment.
"Are you sure you don't wanna come along? You could get candy too!"
"No I do NOT."
Yachiru stuck out her tongue.
"Fine. Hand over the candy then."
Hinamori rummaged around in her desk drawer, and discovered a lollipop. She wiped the lollipop, hoping that Yachiru would be happy enough not to notice the cobwebs and the production date.
"Here."
Hinamori thrust the lollipop into Yachiru's face with such force that she tumbled off the windowsill and cannonballed into Kenpachi.
Yachiru stared at Hinamori's window, which had very recently been slammed shut. She moved her gaze to the lollipop.
A few seconds later, a yell reverberated throughout Sereitei.
"MOMO-CHANNNNN! If my lolly was produced on 24th November 1785, is it edible?"
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There! All done! Hope ya enjoyed it.
I am considering 7th division next, please review with suggestions! If you don't, I will either churn out a rather boring chapter, or omit it altogether.
-espeon16 T.T"