Author's note: As a response to whatever people may think about 'bondgirl16', I have several things to say: One, she is not necessarily Perry's girlfriend (being half in love with him myself, I'm a little reluctant to admit it). After all, the creators themselves have stated that he won't get a love interest in the course of the show.
Secondly, bondgirl16 IS NOT ME. I would just like to make it very clear that however much I like Perry, this character is not supposed to be me in any way, shape, or form. Thanks to all those who actually listen to this, and enjoy the story!

AgentP has entered the chat room.

Strudelcutie4427 has entered the chat room.

AgentP: Hey, Doof.

Strudelcutie4427: Again with the nickname! Are you going to keep calling me that?

AgentP: Why, does it annoy you?

Strudelcutie4427: Yeah, it's weird to hear you call me by my nickname.

AgentP: Then yes, I'm going to keep calling you that. : )

Strudelcutie4427: And you call yourself a good guy! XD

AgentP: So, what have you been up to?

Strudelcutie4427: What, like what have I been scheming lately? Well, why would I tell you? You'd just blow it up early.

AgentP: Whoops, wrong choice of words.

And I have more respect than that!

Strudelcutie4427: Oh.

Well, I'm not really doing anything much...except for scheming, which we will not go into for the sake of not blowing things up.

Oh, but last night, I went on a date.

AgentP: Oh, really? How'd it go?

No, wait, let me guess.

It went badly, didn't it?

Strudelcutie4427: You have no faith!

But yeah, it went badly.

AgentP: How so?

Strudelcutie4427: Well, nothing too bad

AgentP: Come on, what did she do?

Strudelcutie4427: ...she dumped a plate of spaghetti on me.

AgentP: .

Ignoring the fact that that would be incredibly hard to do without the spaghetti sliding off the plate first...

...ouch.

Strudelcutie4427: You see? I think Cupid must hate me.

AgentP: Maybe you just have bad luck.

Strudelcutie4427: Bad luck? My building gets blown up every day by a platypus, every plan I've ever tried has failed, I've never once had a successful go at romance without it ending in failure, and the only person I can vent about it to is my worst enemy.

That's got to be some seriously bad luck.

AgentP: Well...

I can't argue with logic like that.

Strudelcutie4427: Whatever. I'm used to it.

Y'know, I think most of the bad luck is directed at dating. I just can't get a successful date these days.

Not that I could back when I was younger, either...(sigh)

AgentP: It can't really be that hard...

Strudelcutie4427: You wouldn't know, you're a platypus!

AgentP: And?

Strudelcutie4427: Well, they don't date.

...do they?

AgentP: Um...

I actually don't know.

Strudelcutie4427: What do you mean? You ARE a platypus. How could you not know whether they date?

AgentP: Well, most platypuses are not as intelligent as me. So I don't know how they think or what they do. Mostly, I think they just eat, sleep, and...you know, do whatever they do.

But dating? I got nothing.

Strudelcutie4427: Well, what about you? Have you ever gone on a date?

AgentP: Wouldn't you like to know. ;)

Strudelcutie4427: What? You won't tell me?

This is going to be just like the time I lost my keys, isn't it?

AgentP: Yup. You'll never get it out of me.

XD

Strudelcutie4427: Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

AgentP: Whoops, someone's coming. I've got to go.

Ill be back in a minute, ok?

Strudelcutie4427: Ok, I guess.

AgentP is idle.

bondgirl16 has entered the chat room.

bondgirl16: Perry, is that you?

I mean...Agent P?

Strudelcutie4427: Um, Perry isn't here right now...

bondgirl16: He isn't?

Strudelcutie4427: No, he said someone was coming and he left.

bondgirl16: Oh. Can you tell him to call me when he gets back?

Strudelcutie4427: ...sure...

bondgirl16: Ok, thanks. ;)

bondgirl16 has left the chat room.

AgentP: Okay, I'm back.

Did anything happen while I was away?

Strudelcutie4427: Um...nope.

By the way, do you know anyone called bondgirl16?

AgentP: Um...nope.

Gotta go!

AgentP has left the chat room.

Strudelcutie4427: Hey, wait! You come back here!

This doesn't end here! :o

Well, technically it does, because I have to log out and...

*sigh* I've gotta stop talking to myself.

Strudelcutie4427 has left the chat room.