Hey everybody...Okay I only have one thing to say. Gin is a creepy pedophiliac (pedophile, whatever word you want to use). Glad that's out of my system. Hey! I think my character has a name...and you're gonna love what I did for the Naruto character's Zanpaktos. Mwahahahahahaha! Also~ Karushi and I do not own Naruto or Bleach blah blah disclaimer blah. Read the chapter and review peeps!

Naruto characters-Kirity-Kitty

Bleach characters-Karushi Moriume

Chapter 4

There was a loud crash. "Captain, what's wrong?" Asks Nanao, looking in the room.

"Nanao, sweet Nanao. Come here," responded a man in a pink kimono.

"Captain, are you drunk again?" Nanao sighed. "Well...you have a new shinigami."

"Really!" He stumbles out into the main room. "Nanao...Who is this?" He looks at his gin.

"Oh my god..." Nanao shakes her head. "That's the new recruit."

"Oh really? Hello, my name is...Nanao, what's my name?"

Nanao shakes her head again. "Captain Shunsui," she said with a straight face.

"Yeah, what she said," Shunsui said as he fell over and passed out from having too much to drink.

-Hueco Mundo-

Aizen comes back in and sits on his throne. "So Gin, did you come up with any ideas?"

"Sadly, no" Gin said.

"And why not," Aizen asked.

"Because Ulquiorra was being unhelpful," Gin said while giving Ulquiorra a creepy smile.

"Damnit Ulquiorra," Aizen yelled with an angry tone.

-Soul Society-

The girl was stunned. "There are only three things I hate in this world more than anything else," she said in a demonic voice. "One: Guys who wear pink. Two: Perverts. And Three: Drunkards!" She finished with a shout.

Everyone in the 8th division stared at her.

-Hueco Mundo-

Aizen leans back into his throne. "Okay. Does anyone else have an idea?" He asked while yawning.

"I do." Ana said.

"What is it?"

"I was thinking that we could disguise ourselves as shinigami and steal gigais." Ana said. She was now holding a bag of ice to Ulquiorra's head.

"Th-that's brilliant!" Aizen said astounded.

"Mine was better," Szayzel pouted.

Aizen looked over at Szayzel. "You had no plan," he said simply. "Now we will vote on the ones that will go."

"I want to go! I want to go!" Grimmjow was waving his arms around.

"My god. He's just like a child hyped up on sugar," Aizen said watching Grimmjow acting like an idiot. "Yammy, Zammari, Helibel, Aaroniero and Grandpa will stay."

"Hey! Who you callin' Grandpa," the old man said.

"Ana Szayzel, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, go put these on." Aizen hands them a couple of shinigami outfits and they go into their rooms.

"I look ridiculous," they could hear Grimmjow shout.

"Aizen. How are they going to hide their hollow fragments," Helibel questioned.

"I'm glad you asked. I am going to place their souls in the four gigais that are here currently."

-Soul Society-

The girl repeatedly kicked the drunkard while shouting, "You perverted pink drunkard!" She didn't care that everyone was staring at her. She never had when she was alive so why start now.

"I'll be taking him now," Nanao said. She took him by the foot and dragged him away.

-Hueco Mundo-

"Aizen! You're going to make me wear this black monstrosity," Szayzel said with an irritated tone.

Aizen sits in his throne looking down at Szayzel. "I'm not going to change my mind, now go."

-Soul Society-

"I thought this might be something fun. Something that will help me grow stronger," she grunted as she punched and kicked a sand bag.

Naruto and Sasuke followed the pink haired girl to a changing room where they put on their new clothes.

"I look even more emo now," Sasuke mumbled.

Naruto made some frustrated noises. He couldn't figure out how to get the shirts on right.

Sasuke chuckled. "It goes like this dobe." He reached his arms around Naruto's body and firmly brought the shirt over correctly. Right over left. Naruto's face turned red a little, but the blush went away quickly when he saw two people enter.

Itachi sprang through the room in an erratic manner. He was trying to escape from someone attempting to take his high collared coat away from him.

Kisame was busy trying to calm him down. The blue man was already wearing his shinigami outfit. He was saying, "Don't worry Itachi. You'll still look hot and mysterious without the collar."

Back in the sparing room the girl had changed and was wearing the new, weird uniform. "This makes me look ridicules."

"Where did they go," Szayzel asked the air.

5 minutes ago....

"Hey, Ana. Let's ditch Grimmjow and Szayzel," whispered Ulquiorra.

Present time...

Szayzel sits in the hall and starts to cry. "I'm lost," he mutters repeatedly between sobs.

A girl angrily slid a door open. "What's your name and why are you crying?" She stared at him darkly. She could have been a lot nicer, but she was in a bad mood.

Szayzel looked up at the girl. "My name is Szayzel. I'm new here and I got lost...I'm lost. What's your name," Szayzel asked in a bored tone.

The girl looked at his face and thought for a second. Nobody has asked what her name was for years. "Uh...I think it's Kyouka...Shukudo...no it's Kyouka Shukutoku. That's it!"

"It's nice to meet you Kyouka...How do you not know your name. Even I know my name, pretty pathetic and I've...Never mind."

"Don't make fun of me Pinky! I bet you forget things all the time! How old are you, like 47?!"

"I'm 21," he whimpers.

"Oh...well, I'm 14," she said sympathetically.

Meanwhile Grimmjow was wandering around the halls. "Now where is that damn Ichigo and where the hell did Ulquiorra and Ana go?" I guess I'll see what's in here, he thought as he opened a door.

"Get out," two boys growled. A raven haired boy was in the process of pinning down a blonde haired boy.

Grimmjow walked in anyway. "WTF," he said in disgust. "You two, what the hell are you doing?! You can't tell me what to do...you're just children, I can kill you." He reaches for his Zanpakto. "Where the hell is my Zanpakto," he yelled at himself. "I thought it was on my obi." "Damn...wait. Maybe someone stole it while I was changing."

4 hours earlier

Grimmjow is in the shower singing.

"Ulquiorra, I have an idea to make this trip entertaining," Ana whispered. "We should steal Grimmjow's Zanpakto!"

"I don't know," Ulquiorra said. "He'll be in a bad mood and get angry and loud Ana; you know how I hate loud people."

"Please, Ulquiorra," Ana pleaded.

"Fine," he mumbled.

"I'll go get his Zanpakto then."

"But what if he showers with it?"

"Grimmjow wouldn't do that," Ana said shaking her head.

"What if he does?"

"Then I am officially scared."

Present time...

Looks up at the kids. "What did you do with my goddamn zanpakto?!" Points at Naruto and Sasuke. "What are you two...oh...?" He walks out of the room in a pissed mood.

"Now that the annoying bug is gone, let's continue," said Sasuke returning his attention to Naruto.

Sorry! No lemons...or limes...or any other kind of fruit for that matter. Until the next chapter REVIEW! Bye Bye Peoples!