THE QUEEN OF EVIL RANDOMNESS HAS RETURNED!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *LIGHTNING FLASHES AND THUNDERS ROAR!*
SORRY FOR THE DELAY! HAD -IMPORTANT- THINGS TO DO, THAT AND A WRITER'S BLOCK THE SIZE OF TEXAS! *NEVER BEEN THERE BUT I HEARD (SEE) IT'S BIG*
AND NOW FOR THE DREADED DISCLAIMER *SIGHS AND MOANS*
I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH! SO DON'T BOTHER FILING A CASE SUIT! I HAVE NOTHING BUT DIRT TO OFFER AND LOTS OF COBWEBS!
NOW OFF TO OUR STORY! POINT AT FC AND JOEY! HEH HEH HEH! AND THEY BOTH HATE THE SAME THING! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY FC! BUT -THIS IS- THE HOUSE OF TERROR! I MUST TERRORIZE EVERYONE IN IT! INCLUDING YUGI AND BAKURA! NYAHAHAHAHAHA! (BUT I THINK THEY LOOK CUTE WHEN THEIR SCARED S***LESS!) BUT THAT'S ME!
NOW! ONWARD!
WARNING! THIS IS NOT MEANT FOR WEAK STOMACHS! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!
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HOUSE OF HORROR
PT. 3!
^.^
Now we move the scene to FC and Joey, who walks very slowly to a big double door.
FC: You open it first!
Joey: Why me? Why don't you? You have the AUTHOR POWER! (echoes on POWER) *looks around for source of the echoes* Just Where does that Echo come from anyway?
FC: Don't know, don't care, it just sounds so Powerful! And I'm NOT going In there first! *pushes Joey forward*
Joey: Heeey! *door mysteriously opens by itself and Joey fall face first with a Thud!* Did that Door just Opened on it's own?
FC: Uh huh! *tears starts to swell and looks like it's about to fall*
Joey: Hey? Are you alright?
FC: NOPE! I'm SCARED! I want my . . . mommy!
Joey: *sweatdrop* Umm. Don't worry, I mean, It's not like there are Really Ghosts in here. *looks around very slowly, but all he sees in Darkness* Well let's get a move on! We have to get something called a Ghost Light? What's that suppose to be anyhow?
FC: *shakes head* I don't think I want to know!
And our two not so brave heroes sets off deeper in the Dark, Very Dark Room! Then they notice a small flicker of light and they walk towards it. Suddenly! A wisp of cold mist sweeps both their backs and their hair stands on ends! Both turns around very very slowley.
FC: Aieeeeeeeeee!
Joey: Gyaaaaaaaaaa! FC! Use your AUTHOR POWER (echoes yet again on Power)! Darn that echo, it's getting annoying!
FC: Waaaaaa! I can't! I'm to scared to even Move! Waaaaaaa! Someone Help Meeee!
In the -behind scene- SM is seen opening her Lil' Black Box! And out comes Many Many Scary Ugly Revolting Half-Rotten Mangled Bodied Yucky Icky Monsters! Just describing a few to make the Mood! A big purple Blob with like 20 eyes on top and 13 deformed arms on the bottom. And a Big Ball that's just an Eye, dripping eye gook of course! A body of a dog with 3 snouts complete with very long fangs and two eyes on a stalk of top of it's head, with a snake as a tail and a hawk's wings! Then a white lady (ghost in Japanese translation) with a Very Long Neck, with one eye and a mouth that reaches both sides of it's ears! A badly rotten corpse dragging it's self across the floor! *smiles at FC* A lawnmower in full speed being pushed with a Hand! (Just a Hand, No body parts included!) And . . . to many to mention!
FC: Turns white like paper! (now wait, even whiter!)
Joey: *seems to be glued on the spot speechless!*
Both: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Rrrrruuuuunnnnnn! Eeeekkkk Mmmooommmmyyyyy!
Mean time Mini Malik is filming and SM is on the floor rolling in laughter! Mwahahahahaha!
Suddenly FC turns SD (I think she flipped!) and miraculously in dressed in a Japanese Priestess Garb! And around her neck hangs a cross pendant, a garlic necklace, a holy bottle tied to a rope necklace, The Eye of Ra, Runes of indescribable writings, and other un-nameable scribble scrabble! And holding two oak branches in both hands, with red Japanese symbols written in white paper!
FC: Out, Fiends! The power of the Lord Compels Thee! (I think she's got her religions mixed up!)
The ghoulish monsters stares at her for awhile, looked at each other, then Chased Her! (I think she provoked them even more! Mwahahahahaha!)
FC: Aaaiiiiyyyyyeeeeee! SM! I'm going to get you for thiiisssssss! God Budda St. Patrick Heeelllpppp Meeeeeee! (She definitely got her religions mixed up!)
Joey: *notices the flickering light and walks towards it* Maybe it can help us?
Finally Joey is in front of the Light. *sweatdrop* It's a Casper looking thingie with a light bulb in it's stomach.
Joey: Is this suppose to be a Ghost Light? *he picks it up and it starts to giggle over cutely and runs towards where FC was last seen* FC! Where are You?! I think I have something that can help us!
FC: *comes out of nowhere still running from our ghostly friends* Get them aawwwaayyy from Meeeeee! *suddenly the lawnmower zooms past her and the hand lands on her face!* Eeeeekkkkkkk! Get it off! Get it off Meeeee! *she pulls it off and throws it behind her while passing Joey!*
Joey: *raises Casper looking thingie and squeezes it in front of the monsters*
Casper thingie with light bulb in stomach: Eh he he he! Wanna Play with Me! *Does a ghostly SD thingie and renders our ghostly friends immoveable for a minute.*
Monsters: Eeeekkkkk! It's Casper! Run for your Lives! Before he turns you into something . . . . Un-Monsterly! Or worse . . . something . . . . Cute!
Monsters fled away from Casper and hides back in SM's Lil' Black Box!
SM: *growls* And you call yourself Monsters! *smacks out her trusty black leather whip. It's time for Scary Lessons! And I will beat it into You! One Way or the Other!
Lil' Black Box: Sorry Mistress! It's Casper's fault! Blame him! *shakes and shivers as SM flames and whacks out her whip at them*
SM: No Excuses! If you want something done right, You better do it yourself! *takes exit Right and plans to torture for Yugi and Tristan next!* Mwahahahahaha!
OKAY! I'M DONE FOR NOW!
I'LL POST THE NEXT ONE SATURDAY, IF I GET LUCKY, MAYBE MONDAY! I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL SCARE THE PANTS OF TRISTAN! *LIGHT BULBS FLASHES* NEVERMIND, I FOUND ONE!
WELL CLICK THE PURPLE THINGIE! SO I GET THE INSPIRATION TO WRITE MORE! IF YOU PLAN TO FLAME ME, I HAVE PLENTY OF MARSHMALLOWS! ^.^