Me: I'm still working on the other to reqeust so please be patient. And BridgeofInsanity...? Sorry if Lambo is a little OCC here. I just cant seem to write him as annoying since all I see is cutness :3
Also, I made some slight adjustments since the logic was flawed when you wanted the Varia (w/ Fran) to babysit Lambo. But dont worry the idea is pretty much the same.
And yes, you can request with no pairing just make sure to tell me what genre you would like. M'kay?
Enjoy and Review~
Request no. 3: From BridgeofInsanity OC: None
Lussuria sighed tiredly as he watches Lambo run around the small room of the Varia manor.
Fran stays apathetic when Lambo started pulling on his from hat.
Bel ushishishi'd and threatened to throw knives at young Bovino but was stopped by Lussuria.
Squalo Voi'd over and over again.
Levi went into his corner of woe when he found out that Xanxus went to a mission without him. (HOW COULD YOU XANXUS?)
Clearly, nobody liked the boisterous cow's presence. One second they were being visited by the grown up Lambo concerning a couple of families when Squalo scared the hell out of the kid and he decided to pull out his ten year bazooka but not before Bel hit the thing with one of his knives and effectively malfunctioning it and, thus, the seven year old Lambo was running around in amusement.
They (meaning Lussuria) had already called the Vongola Tenth and told them that Lambo had suddenly turned into seven year old Lambo. But the Vongola was out and his right hand man answered the call. He decided to sent Irie to check the bazooka and fixed it.
But the bazooka would only take effect after one hour. Poor Irie practically peed in his pants when he told the news to the Varia members (Thank heavens for Lussuria)
"My, my. What are we going to do if Xanxus comes back~?"
Lussuria comments.
"VOIIIIIIII WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"Sempai…could you throw a knife at him?"
"Ushishishishi. The Prince does not take orders from you."
"Boss, boss why did you leave me…?"
Lambo stares on dumbly as he watches the strange people. He picks his nose and lays down on the floor.
"Ne, Lambo's hungry. LAMBO WANTS FOOD!"
Lambo whines and Lussuria, being his motherly self, runs out to the kitchen to get some food for the crying Bovino.
"Tch. Stupid kid."
"Ushishishishi."
As Lambo continued to think of why he was suddenly here. He rolls over and stares at Bel and notes that his eyes were completely hidden.
Bel notices the lingering stare and looks at Lambo and pulls out a knife. Lambo, being his seven year old self, cries and runs to Squalo and hugs his leg as snot continued to come out of his nose.
"VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!"
Squalo shakes his leg to get the Bovino to let go but he tightens his hold even more.
"Sempai, should we go help?"
Fran offers.
"Ushishishishi. No, the Prince is entertained."
After getting shaking repeatedly. Lambo lets go but the momentum sent him flying and clinging to Bel's face and, seeing Bel, continues cry and getting snot all over Bel's face…err…hair.
Lussuria quickly comes in and takes the Bovino away before Bel could use his knives. He hushes Lambo and rocks him in a motherly way.
"VOIIIIIIIIIIII KICK THAT FUCKING KID OUT OF HERE!"
Squalo shouts as he wipes the snot off of his pants.
"Ushishishishi. The Prince agrees with the shark."
"Now, now. He's just scared~."
"Ah~."
Lussuria coo's but when they hear a trickling sound and the Bovino sighing in bliss.
Squalo lost it.
"VOIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
After changing the young Bovino and Lussuria, being the mother figure, cleans up the carpet so Xanxus won't notice. Lambo was left in the care of Squalo. It was either that or clean up the pee stain.
"You listen to me you hear? Do NOT fucking touch anything!"
Lambo yawns and ignores Squalo's warning as he continued to trudge down the halls of the Varia manor. Squalo contemplated on going after the kid to see if he would do anything else but, Squalo being Squalo, just scoffed and walked away in the opposite direction.
After Lambo had successfully maneuvered his way to the kitchen. He sees Fran, acting as a dartboard of course, and Bel lounging in the kitchen.
The two quickly notices the young Bovino as the said boy climbs up the table and looks at Bel curiously, not scared of him anymore.
"Ne, you." Lambo points at Bel and he raises an eyebrow. "Why are you wearing a crown?"
"Ushishishishi. It's because I am a prince."
"But you're wearing a tiara!" Lambo counters making a tick mark appear on Bel's head. "BWAHAHAAHA! SCARY MAN IS A PRINCESS!"
This was shortly followed by the cries of Lambo bouncing off of the walls of the manor.
After Lambo had miraculously recovered from the multiple knives thrown by Bel and escaped from him. He decided to bother someone else.
He was aimlessly walking around when he suddenly stumbled into Squalo's room (how was is Squalo's room? It had a picture of Xanxus with multiple darts on it)
Lambo sneaks in and noticed that Squalo was taking a shower and his clothes were placed on the bed.
Lambo smiles smugly and climbs up the bed, takes the clothes, and throws it out of the window.
He smiles to himself as he did the same to all of his clothes.
He stifles a laugh while he walks out of the door with a smug look on his face.
Lambo silently snickered and skipped down the hall as he waits for another person to bother when he suddenly bumped into someone. Said someone looks down and glares at him.
"What the hell are you doing here, trash?"
Well, it seems that Xanxus had come home early.
Lambo looks at Xanxus and, despite the menacing look that was sent his way, Lambo could only notice his scars. And of course he had to comment on it.
Lambo, placing one hand on his hip while pointing at Xanxus, laughs.
"BWAHAHAA! LAMBO IS STRONGER THAN YOU! But Lambo will forgive you if you get on your knees and beg and then make Lambo some snacks! Bwahaha! Even your scars are stupid! You don't look cool at all!"
Xanxus doesn't even flinches when he pulls out his gun and aims it at the young Bovino's head. Lambo's eyes widen as his butt makes contact with the floor.
But just before Xanxus could pull the trigger. Pink smoke covered Lambo and, when the smoke finally cleared, appeared…The older Lambo.
He looks at the barrel of Xanxus gun fearfully.
But, again, before Xanxus could pull the trigger. Squalo comes running out of nowhere, clad only in a light blue towel clinging loosely on his hips.
"VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CLOTHES!"
"Ushishishishi. There you are."
"Boss? Boss! You're back!"
"Sempai, please stop hitting me with your knives."
Xanxus looks at everyone and turns back to Lambo.
Squalo, with his sword ready and in a towel, walks towards Lambo.
Bel ushishishi'd and brought his knives out.
And Xanxus made one last comment before pulling the trigger,
"Die, trash."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
And this was followed by a couple of gun shots, a couple of Voi's, and a couple of ushishishi's.
Lambo was finally able to go home and was hospitalized for a week.
"My, My."
Lussuria sighs as looks at the blood, soot, and other debris that covered the walls of the hall.
He crosses his arms and walks away.
He was NOT going to clean that mess up.
"Sempai, there's a shark underwear on the tree."
"VOOOOIIIIIIII!"